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The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

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:::The UnEasy Alliance board the bus and notice how plush and nice this Greyhound is. They also notice there is only one other person on the Bus. They think it's no big deal and take seats:::

 

Ripper: Wow...This is a NIIICE bus. They even are serving smoothies in the back.

 

Shooter Jay: Smoothies? Hell YEAH!

 

:::Marney, Ripper, and BPP all look at each other puzzled:::

 

BPP: Um...Jay...

 

Shooter Jay: What?

 

BPP: N...nevermind. Get me a peach and strawberry Smoothie while your back there.

 

Shooter Jay: Okay.

 

:::The 3 stare a Jay as he walks to the back of the bus and stop to think to themselves:::

 

Marney: I could've sworn...

 

Ripper: SO. Tell me about the master plan that Dames claimed to be sending you on.

 

BPP: Well, as the offical board saving person here, I think that I should tell the story.

 

:::Screen ripples as we go to a flash back of Dames's office. Dames sits in a large leather chair puffing on a huge cigar while swirling a martini in his other hand.:::

 

Dames: Dr. Tom, Marney...I am sending you to take care of a problem for me. I have big big plans for the A and B team posters of TSM, but this Ripper guy is spoiling the plan. I need you all to take him out. I have reports that he is in Canda right now shaking his fist at the air.

 

Dr. Tom: Wh..what. He's doing what.

 

Dames: He's just standing there shaking his fist at the air. I don't know...he has issues. What I need you to do Tom is to pretend that you are a Canadian diner owner who has beef with the A and B team also so you can kill Ripper after joining with him to take them down.

 

Dr. Tom: Why don't I just shoot him while he is just shaking his fist.

 

Marney: Yeah...I mean he's just standing there.

 

:::Dames throws the glass into the wall:::

 

Dames: DAMMITT!!! I run this organization...you DARE question ME!!!!

 

Dr. Tom:...I...I'm not really questioning you.

 

Marney: Yeah...we just think that you have a pretty stupid plan there. I mean..really.

 

Dr. Tom: Really...REALLLY stupid plan.

 

Dames: Everything I do is for a reason. And if you question me again...wait.

 

:::dames presses the intercom:::

 

Shooter Jay: Yes Sir...

 

Dames: Get in here for a moment Jay..

 

:::Shooter Jay walks in:::

 

Dames: Stand there...You see Tom and Marney. This is a well oiled machine, TSM. We all work together, in sync really, to make it all run smoothly. When one...or two pieces start thinking they know what the other pieces should be doing, it just doesn't run as well, understand. But I run the machine. It is my duty to see that it keeps running smoothly. And if some of the pieces don't do their job...

 

:::Dames takes out a gun and shoots Shooter Jay in the head..killing him:::

 

Dames: Then they have to be replaced...

 

:::Flyboy and Pinnicleofallthingsmanley come in and drag the dead body of Shooter Jay out of the office:::

 

Dames: Do we understand?

 

::: Dr. Tom and Marney look at each other:::

 

Dr. Tom: Thats all well and good, but its still a REALLLY stupid plan, Dames.

 

Marney: REALLLLLLLLLLYY stupid.

 

Dames: Dammit...BPP get in here.

 

:::BPP walks in:::

 

BPP: Do I need to save the board, AGAIN.

 

:::All sigh and roll their eyes:::

 

Dames: No...I need you to go with Tom and Marney to make sure that they follow my plan perfectly. I can't have any screwups.

 

BPP: Does the very existance of the board depend on it?

 

Dames: Y..Yeah...I guess you could say that.

 

BPP: So...one could say that I am saving the board with this mission, huh.

 

Dames: *sighs* Yes, BPP, yes...you are saving the board.

 

:::BPP looks back at Tom and Marney with a smug "I told you so" look his face. Marney and Tom both flip him off:::

 

Dames: So, Tom, you do the canadian diner owner thing, and Marney, you and BPP wait on the ground for him when he gets to DC under the guise of DC Tour guides. You will have JUST enough gas in your Cessna for you to get EXACTLY to where Marney and BPP will be, so don't dilly dally.

 

Dr. Tom: Dude, this REALLY makes no sense. Why will I be in a Cessna...why are you only giving me enough gas to make it just outside of DC. And if they are waiting for me, why do they need to pretend to be tour guides...this makes no sense.

 

Dames: Tom...do I need to make another example? *calls on the intercom*

 

Shooter Jay: Um...Yes sir.

 

Dames: Long story short, you work for me, he works for me. *shoots Shooter Jay in the head, KILLING him* That can be you if you don't do what I say.

 

:::Flyboy and Pinnicleofallthingsmanly comeback in, share a confused look and drag the dead body of Shooter Jay out of the office.:::

 

Marney: That was just plain weird.

 

:::Ripples takes us back to present time:::

 

BPP:....and we went through with the plan and we ended up here.

 

:::Marney and Ripper stop and look at each other then look to the back of the bus where Shooter Jay, still getting the Smoothies, looks up and gives them a thumbs up and big smile. He is suddenly wearing his red shirt again.:::

 

Ripper: Something is wrong with that story. How do you know what went on before you got in the office.

 

BPP: I don't know...extra-sensory-board-saviour-capabilities.

 

Marney: That is what happened though.*looks back a Jay confused*...It happened just like that.

 

Bus Driver: We have reached the outskirts of NEW YAWK CITY. We will be stopping here for a short rest and we will head on in within a few minutes.

 

:::The trio watches the bus driver haul ass out of the bus, as the lone passenger stands up and faces them. 4 others get up, from under the seats, having been hiding the whole time.:::

 

Deranged Hermit: Well, hello Marney, and BPP. You TRAITORS!! Bet you never thought you would see me here.

 

:::The Trio look at each other:::

 

Ripper: Um...no...never thought we'd see you.

 

Marney: I am SHOCKED!!

 

BPP: Me to...I can't believe it. BPS right here in front of me.

 

Deranged Hermit: W...What? I am Deragned HERMIT BITCH!!! Boys, KILL THEM!!!

 

:::A passing car's headlights revel the rest of the would be assasins. EricMM, MiketheSC, Yuna, and Judasault.:::

 

Ripper: Judasault...you betrayed me you bastard!!

 

Judasault: Dude...JUDAS... thats what I do...betray people for silver. Don't act suprised.

 

:::Gun fire starts as the Trio all dive for cover. Ripper get off a shot in the dive hitting Judasault in the forehead...his revenge is complete...well...his revenge against Judas...not against everyone else...I..I guess you knew that...but just wanted to make sure:::

 

Shooter Jay: *sipping Smoothie* Hey, BPP, heres your Smoothie dude. Hey, whats going on?

 

:::before he can react, Shooter Jay is riddled with bullets and falls, lifelessly to the ground:::

 

BPP: SHOOOTTTTTEEERRRR JAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! He dropped my Smoothie...FUCK!!

 

Marney: We don't have any guns...we are fucked.

 

Ripper: Look, I have some extra on me...but can I trust you two not to turn on me.

 

Marney: Tom is dead, and these bastards were sent by Dames to take me out. I have no more allegance to him.

 

Bpp: After all my board savitry, that bastard has turned on me. You can trust me Ripper.

 

:::Ripper tosses BPP and Marney some guns and they load:::

 

Ripper: Alright...lets do this.

 

 

TBC::

Edited by Ripper

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Guest JudasSault   

Guest JudasSault
Posted

I am shocked and apalled by my depiction in this saga. I am also shocked and apalled by the fact that I've lost posts due to the board crash.

 

*sigh*

 

It's been a tough few seconds.

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Ripper    0

Ripper
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I am shocked and apalled by my depiction in this saga. I am also shocked and apalled by the fact that I've lost posts due to the board crash.

 

*sigh*

 

It's been a tough few seconds.

Being in it is a honor. Of course I had to write myself into it but hey. Self honoring is better than no honoring.

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Guest JudasSault   

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I am shocked and apalled by my depiction in this saga. I am also shocked and apalled by the fact that I've lost posts due to the board crash.

 

*sigh*

 

It's been a tough few seconds.

Being in it is a honor. Of course I had to write myself into it but hey. Self honoring is better than no honoring.

I honor myself on a regular basis. Usually twice a day, but more if I'm bored.

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Deranged Hermit, if you had asked earlier, you would have been in Shooter Jay's role in my parts.

D'oh?

 

Actually, I like my part. Less messy and painful.

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Damaramu    0

Damaramu
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I feel underappreciated. I make many meaninful posts just to have them passed up because some jackass is turning it into a joke thread. Down with joke threads.

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Ripper    0

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Deranged Hermit, if you had asked earlier, you would have been in Shooter Jay's role in my parts.

D'oh?

 

Actually, I like my part. Less messy and painful.

Well, its not over yet. :D At least Shooter Jay keeps coming back.

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Guest The Old Me   

Guest The Old Me
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well...Ripper ripped this one apart...

What did I do? :)

There you go, doing it again!

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