Guest caboose Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 ::Air Canada Flight T27a to Lumberjack land takes off with B-Team leader Caboose and Lowly Junior Assisstant Cleaner of Toilets Chave aboard...::
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 ::Still not a part of any team, Mario runs after Caboose's plane just to catch up to him::
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 chave: Caboose, you're not telling anyone that I've had to take a job as junior assistant toilet cleaner on the flight because I couldn't afford a ticket are you? Caboose: Shut up. Those toilets aren't gonna clean themselves chave: (mumbles) I'll clean your toilets, ya gimp. Caboose: What was that? chave: I said I'm happy to clean your toilets you, errr, pimp? ::Caboose grunts and settles back into his first class seat to eye up the stewardesses:: chave: toilets suck...
Guest Zack Malibu Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 Zack:"Looks like some infighting in the B Team, eh buddy?" Choken:"Yeah. We need to strike when they are weak...but how?" Zack:"I'll get them to work for us, whether they want to or not." ::FedExes Nude Scott Keith photos to Caboose's doorstep.:: Zack:"That'll work. If not, then those guys are the most resilient bastards on earth.::
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 :::Barges in the door of CC's house to just find that the A Team has fled...he sees them walk away into the night. He follows closely behind in the rented BMW::: AM: Leave without me eh, what am I?! A curtain jerker now?
Guest Zack Malibu Posted July 23, 2003 Report Posted July 23, 2003 ::Chugs a beer, and tosses the bottle over his shoulder. It lands on the windshield of AM's car, causing enough of a distraction that he drives into Old Mr. Peabody's hedges.::
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 :::Slams into the hedges, getting screamed at by old Mr.Peabody and even worse...grumpy MRS.Peabody::: AM: Uh...would you guys settle for some autographed 8x10s? :::Mr.Peabody pulls out his REGISTERED shotgun and AM bolts after the A Team:::
Guest caboose Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 ::Caboose hits the self destruct button in his wallet to blow up his hbouse from a remote distance. Caboose; Thank god, I'll never have to go any where near those SK pictures. The question is how did Zack get pictures of SK naked without A) Looking for them... or B) Taking the pictures himself... Mmmmmm. I guess the A-Team's idol is a naked Scott Keith...::
Adam Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 Never Disrespect the A-Team! You puny B-Team member! I am the CHOSUN ONE! Go on, take the naked SK picture back to your B-Team buddies!
Guest caboose Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 They may tell you your the Randy Orton of the team, but really your nothing more than a Virgil to them, aka THEIR BITCH.
Guest Choken One Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 :::In Car:: ::Zack Mans the wheel as CWM and Choken Sit in the back as Chosun navigates and Barron and C.C are locked in the trunk...AS remains out cold in the house::: Choken: Just Great...We had everything figured out and what happens? These dickfucks find us and are shooting at us... Zack: Don't Worry We'll figure out something Chosun: Where do we go? I mean I am Sure Dames has alerted the Canadian Border... :::Meanwhile, At the Border...Crickets Chirps::: CWM: Yeah we can't go back to America...Every Charleton and Shitheel will be looking for us. Chosun: You think we should Just give up and surrender CC and the other guy Up? Choken: NEVER. I am not a Quiter. Are You a Quitter CHOSUN? Maybe I was wrong about you...Maybe your aren't worthy of this status...There a million fish in the sea...We can always flush you out... Chosun: No, Sir I am not a quitter... Choken: Then stop acting like one damn it..and sit up straight...Enough with the slouching business. ACT PROFESSIONAL.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 Double Posting is your gimmick, the triple is all mine! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs* no way. i've done from 2-14 times posts before.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 ::Mario finally catches up to everyone, but he only sees CWM, with a gnome in his sig, by this time Mario is so delirious that he punches out his computer screen believing that CWM is responsible for stealing his underpants. Thus Mario is taken out of the thread::
Guest caboose Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 Double Posting is your gimmick, the triple is all mine! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs* no way. i've done from 2-14 times posts before. Fine, I lay sole claim to the progressive-multiple post. Where I post multiple times, but each time it posts a little bit more than the previous post... I did it one time in the original irritating poster thread.
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 Doesn't this belong in Fantasy booking....
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 Doesn't this belong in Fantasy booking.... The OAOAST was moved their once.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 ::The B Team enter Canadian Chick's house:: chave: The A-Team are getting away! What are we doing here? Caboose: They may have left clues. If Sherlock Holmes was here, he'd look for clues. chave: Thats your answer to everything Caboose. It never works! Caboose: Shut up, Watson-chave. I'll search the basement. You search the bedrooms. chave: Snooping round a girls bedroom? Now that's what I joined the B Team for! ::Caboose wanders into the dark basement, and trips over something. He turns on a conveniently placed light switch:: Caboose: What the deuce! Anglesault? Tied and gagged? Naked? Wearing a Scott Kieth mask? So it was him in the pictures! Those dastardly A Teamers. Who on Earth could of thought up something so outrageously disgusting? chave: Yeah, that's my bad. Anyway, I found a note CHOSUN left saying where they were going. Caboose: Why would he leave a note for us? chave: That, my friend, is a plot twist for annother post. To the B Team-mobile! Caboose: 'kay. ::chave and Caboose run to the B Team-mobile, leaving AS in the basement alone, naked, tied and gagged wearing a Scott Kieth mask:: AS: (thinks) This is the best fun I've had in years...
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 ::Offers to join B-Team as Sherlock Holmes::
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 ::Offers to join B-Team as Sherlock Holmes:: No. You have your place. You are the Golum of this trek: always staying in the shadows, keeping an eye on the proceedings. Why? We may never know, untill it's too late...
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 ::Offers to join B-Team as Sherlock Holmes:: No. You have your place. You are the Golum of this trek: always staying in the shadows, keeping an eye on the proceedings. Why? We may never know, untill it's too late... "MUST.......HOLD....BACK.........RAGE!
Murmuring Beast Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 Meanwhile ... Choken loses the plot literally and so in a WcW twist I am brought back to life to take over the board.
Guest Choken One Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 :::In A Hotel in Canada::: :::The A Team and the Hostages; still chained and gagged sit in the room::: :::Chosun and CWM Play Tic Tac Toe::: :::Zack styles himself in the bathroom::: :::Choken Sits by the window staring out the window::: :::The B Team is seen in the Parking Lot aruging::: Choken: They arrived. Zack: Told Ya...Good One Chosun. Chosun: Sorry I thought you wanted them... Choken: Don't Worry...They want C.C...They'll get her.
Murmuring Beast Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 So much for being written back in...
boobshaw Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 To turn this thread back to its original intention really quick... As a guy who's been around since the beginning (if you remember LifelessJoe in the oooold boards, way before thesmartmarks.com and a quick stint as Jactus Cack) as an "observer", one guy that I've noticed continues to get thrown aside is Just Call Me Dan. I may not post alot, but I read just about everything posted in the "top group" of threads. Yes, to officially begin the oral sex, you guys don't pay attention to this man at all. Granted, a lot of times he jumps off the cuff, and sometimes he can be a moron, but damn, nobody ever responds to him. Like literally... about .01% of his posts are responded to, probably the lowest of the low (below when I rarely post, which is why I rarely post). Even in this thread, no body said a damn thing to him. Sheesh guys, start appreciating him and start no selling me (after this post). -Just Call Me Dan's #1 Paid Whore
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 :::AM arrives at the hotel just minutes before the B-Team, he watches them pull up in their rented Lumina from the roof. He slides down a ladder from atop the hotel's and sneaks into the hotel through a back door. Sharpie pen in his back pocket and 8x10s in his hand, AM proceeds to the A-Team's room...only to find that the B-Team has already arrived::: AM: Those bastards trying to upstage me! I'll show them!
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 ::The B Team arrive in the parking lot:: chave: Here we are. "A Hotel in Canada", just like CHOSUN's note said. Caboose: You've been saying that for the whole trip. Shut up already! chave: 'kay. Just thought you'd be interested, that's all. Hey, look! Overe there! It's Murmuring Beast! What an unexpected plot twist! ::MB runs up to the intrepid duo, his early 70's style Brian Wilson beard flowing in the wind:: MB: Hey, what up homeboys? Caboose: MB? I didn't think you'd speak like that. MB: Yo, I be a bad trash talking fly motherfucker. chave: But you like the beach boys and all. I thought you'd be a hippy or something. MB: Word! chave: 'kay. What are you doing here anyway? Last I heard you were fighting with Cancer Marney in Germany. MB: Yeah I was, but check this wack shit out. I saw Mario Logan earlier looking for your funky asses. He said he wanted to help you fight the A Team, or some shit. Apparently, they've got something precious of his... Caboose: Canadian Chick! It must be! This case becomes more and more curious. What do you think, Watson-chave? chave: ? Caboose: You suck. MB, you may go now, as the novelty value of your comedy slang is growing thin. MB: Wack. chave: Look! In the hotel! That looks like Choken One staring at us from the window. ::Choken disappears from the window:: Caboose: We must formulate a plan so cunning that if it was a fox, it would have all the pies. chave: 'kay. ::A crashing noise comes from within the hotel:: Caboose: Shit! Lets run into the hotel like in 1970's cop films.
Guest caboose Posted July 24, 2003 Report Posted July 24, 2003 ::Cabose and Chave dive across the bonets of several Dodge Chargers before kicking in the door of the hotel 70's style... Caboose and Chave back up against the outside wall Caboose: Cover me! Chave: Sure thing boss! Caboose looks around the corner brandishing a plastic magnum, he does a forward roll before sitting up and pointing the toy gun at a cleaning lady! Chave however dives in straight after Caboose and shoots the cleaning lady with his plastic revolver! Caboose: It was just a cleaning lady! Chave: Sorry boss. A smashing window sound comes from upstairs... Caboose: Up there! Caboose and Chave hustle up the stairs...::
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Mysterious Voice: Hold it right there! ::Caboose and Chave turn around to see....Fook!:: Fook: I'm afraid I can't let you get any farther. Chave: Whatchu talking about foo....k? Caboose: And what are you doing here, anyways? Didn't the A Team reject you earlier on in this story? Fook: That's why I'm here. I must be the one who gives the A Team what they deserve, not you! They shunned me, and now they must pay! Caboose: They shunned us too, remember that, you fucking ho? ::Caboose and Chave try to continue upstairs, but suddenly find their path blocked by several huge men:: Fook: Say hello to my expendable stereotyped henchmen. Legs! Louis! Moose! Rocko! Knuckles! Advance on them! ::Fook darts past the B Team and goes upstairs as Caboose and Chave fight some stupid henchmen::
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