The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

[Guest AM The Kid]

:::AM bursts forth from the hall beside the A-Teams room. He pulls a revolver out of his HOLSTER~! and points it menacingly at Fook's head:::

 

AM: The party is over boys, pack up and move on home.

 

Caboose: But we're taking over the A-Team!

 

Chave: Yeah!

 

AM: Oh come on guys...I'm not taking over the A-Team, I AM the A-Team. Now the get the fuck outta here!

 

:::Caboose dives for AM's gun, but is blocked off last second and Fook gets a bullet to the arm:::

[Guest Angle-plex]

What team can I be on?

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Where the hell have you been?

[Guest Angle-plex]

My computer broke, among other things.

 

Now that there are no real board kliqs, maybe I should finally start "Team Agnes"~!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Rendclaw 0]

I've been at the Smarks message board since like the Spring of 2001 but my posts are usually no sold.But that's probably because they really, really suck.

Don't feel bad. I've put in 900+ posts and I get no-sold a LOT.

 

But I don't let it get me down, or at least I try not to.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Hey Agnes, I gotta be in that clique...since I am Agnes Jr. eh?

[Guest Angle-plex]

Hey Agnes, I gotta be in that clique...since I am Agnes Jr. eh?

Indeed.

 

ALL underappreciated posters need to join Team Agnes. Imagine the hilarity that would ensue.

[Adam 0]

CWM beat me in monopoloy

 

:: sets up scrabble ::

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

::Pulls bullet out of arm::

 

Fook: OW! That hurt, you FUCKER~!

 

::Bitch slaps AM with his good arm, knocking the gun out of AM's hand::

 

::Caboose picks up gun::

 

Caboose: All right! Everyone calm down! Can't you see what's going on here? The A Team has shunned us all, but we're all too caught up in our own egos to see that everyone here wants the same thing!

 

Chave: A free dinner at Americatown?

 

Caboose: OK, everyone here wants two things. That, and revenge on the A Team for rejecting us! I say we join forces and attack as one. With us working together, their post-whoring days will be over!

 

Chave: Then, can we go to Americatown? I'm starvin' here!

 

All: SHUT UP!!!

 

::Now realizing they CAN work together, Caboose, Chave, Fook, and AM run upstairs for the final battle with the unsuspecting A Team::

[Adam 0]

Chosun: Ah that wacky B-Team!

[Guest Just call me Dan]

I've been at the Smarks message board since like the Spring of 2001 but my posts are usually no sold.But that's probably because they really, really suck.

Don't feel bad. I've put in 900+ posts and I get no-sold a LOT.

 

But I don't let it get me down, or at least I try not to.

Fuck, that I'm the king of getting No-sold. You've been here for 3 months tops. Your 900 posts mean nothing in my world of getting no sold. Stand at the back of the line, pal.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Rendclaw, Jack Tunney, Just Call Me Dan, Murmuring Beast - No Sold Reject Stable.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

You've been in the A-Team saga Murmering Beast....

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Yea, well screw you guys, I haven't been in the saga for a long time and I'm defecting (Audience gasps then talks amongst themselves)...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM beat me in monopoloy

 

:: sets up scrabble ::

*Wins again*

[Guest AM The Kid]

:::AM gets his gun back from Caboose and slowly plods up the stairs with the B-Team. AM hands out autographed pictures to all of them, which is greatly appreciated...they've never met a star like him:::

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

We need the Man in Blak to show up..now there's a poster..

[Guest caboose]

Wow, this thread is dying a slow death without Choken propping up...

[Guest Choken One]

< losing all creative powers...

[Adam 0]

:: gives some of his creative powers to Choken::

[Guest Choken One]

< HULKS UP...

[Adam 0]

*marks out*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

::AM, Fook, chave and Caboose finally reach the top of the hotel stairs::

 

Caboose: OK, there's two locked doors up here. Which one will we kick open, 70's cop style, first?

 

AM: Why don't we just split into two groups and take a door each?

 

chave: Suspense.

 

AM: Ah, okay.

 

Caboose: chave, you know what to do.

 

::chave kicks in the first hotel door room 70's cop style, to reveal a familiar looking couple in bed together::

 

Caboose: What the... Tiffani Malibu and Banky?

 

chave: OMG WTF!!!!!!!1 It's the triumphant return of TIFF MALIBU~!

 

Tiff: That's right hon. Me and Banky came down to meet up with the A-Team and provide a distraction to help them get away.

 

AM: So, you're actually a real person, not a gimmick.

 

Tiff: Yeah, but don't tell Eagan or Johnson that...

 

Caboose: Enough of this. To the next room!

 

::The B Team run to back out and kick in the other locked door. The room is empty except for the reminants of some games of scrabble, monopoly, pictionary, cluedo and strip poker, along with a pile of CHOSUNS clothes::

 

Caboose: To the window!

 

::They reach the window just in time to see the A-Team try and bundle Canadian Chick into the car::

 

Caboose: Quick, there's still time for us to reach them if we hurry.

 

chave: one thing first before we go

 

::chave pulls out a pistol and shoots fook repeatedly in the head::

 

chave: Sorry. He was really starting to annoy me.

 

::AM, Caboose and chave rush down the stairs to try and catch the A-Team::

[Adam 0]

:: always has spare clothes::

[Guest Choken One]

:::Choken and The Gang Drive along the empty highway of Canada:::

 

Choken: Those fuckers are getting pretty damn irritating

 

CWM: Well if SOME ONE WASN'T stupid enough to leave them a fucking letter we wouldnt have to worry about them.

 

Chosun(naked): Look I am sorry...can I at LEAST have a fucking sock to wear...

 

Zack: Sorry we don't wear any Baby Socks here pal

 

:::C.C in the trunck Giggles:::

 

Choken: HEY! Where did the guy go? Billy or whatever...

 

CWM: You mean, Bob Barron?

 

Choken: Yeah

 

CWM: We left him back at the first hotel...

 

:::Mean While...AngleSault FINALLY comes too:::

 

Anglesault: What the hell happened? Choken? CWM? Chosun? You won't believe this dream I had...Wait...This isn't my bed and this isn't my Aerosmith Wallpaper...WHERE AM I?

 

:::Looks outside and reads "CANADA-BRET HART'S HOME TOWN:::

 

AngleSault: How the hell did I wind Up here? and whose house is this...

 

:::A.S looks around:::

 

A.S: Ah Look a Computer...Oh My God! THEY KIDNAPPED C.C AND BARRON AND ANGLESAULT! Wait..I'm still here and they aren't...does that mean? THEY FUCKING LEFT ME!

 

:::reads more:::

 

AS: What? U mean Caboose and Chave and Fook and AM didn't even wake me up? Sweet Jesus! That's I'm leaving...

 

:::Stomps up the stairs but door swings wide open and knocks him back down the stairs::

 

Dames: Here we go...Excuse me AS.

 

:::Steps Over AngleSault's Bleeding body:::

 

Dames: Damn it...We missed them...

[Adam 0]

Hey, no jokes about baby socks dude.

[Guest Choken One]

Too close to reality?

[Adam 0]

No, too far away from it.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

5 Star: You ought to PM a mod and change your user name to CHOSUN~!