The One and Only Underappreciated Posters Thread

[Guest Zack Malibu]

If it's OK, I'd like to add in that Sean O'Haire has arrived at CC's house, shoved AS down the stairs into the basement, and hits the Seanton Bomb from the top of the stairwell.

[Guest Choken One]

If it's OK, I'd like to add in that Sean O'Haire has arrived at CC's house, shoved AS down the stairs into the basement, and hits the Seanton Bomb from the top of the stairwell.

Ummm...No.

 

 

I wanna keep Wrestling out of this deal...

 

 

I have a NEWUH direction to send you and you JUST might like it...

[Guest Zack Malibu]

OK. Can I have a $50 bonus and a new pair of shoes. You know, just because?

[Guest Choken One]

riiiiiight...

 

Ok.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

whoo!

 

::dances in new shoes::.

 

Hey, I'm just killin' time.

[Guest caboose]

What happened to the B-Team?

[Guest Choken One]

What happened to the B-Team?

You guys left together...which means your still a group...

 

 

You guys return in the next up-date of mine...

[Guest caboose]

Am I still leader or have I rightfully been kicked out of the group for being lazy?

[Guest Choken One]

Your in the group but Chave emerged as the leader...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Your in the group but Chave emerged as the leader...

I did? Cool!

[Guest caboose]

Your in the group but Chave emerged as the leader...

If so I quit.

 

But I'll be back!...

 

...probably...

[Guest Choken One]

u never noticed you spoke more often in my Up-dates?

 

I elevated you status...

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

chave is so much cooler than most other people here that it's not even funny.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I agree, Chave has become one of my favorite posters to interact with here.

[Guest Choken One]

Well...What about me?

[Guest caboose]

::Feels lonely::

 

Chave does Rock.

[Guest Choken One]

quick question for B teamers...

 

 

Where is the B Team HQs?

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

What about you?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Well...What about me?

Dude, you're an O'Haire mark. Praise from me is a given.

[Guest Ripper]

chave is so much cooler than most other people here that it's not even funny.

I have to agree....dammit. I want to hate the bastard SOOO much.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

*runs back in from writing the next installment*

 

Thanks. You guys rock too.

 

*runs away again*

 

Also, the B Team headquaters is in England somewhere. Make it Leicester, home of Caboose.

[Guest Choken One]

Ah shit...I made Seattle the headquarters...

 

Tough Luck.

[Guest caboose]

Also, the B Team headquaters is in England somewhere. Make it Leicester, home of Caboose.

::Is touched at Chave's sentiments::

 

Is there a statue of me outside the HQ?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

::We return to the basement of Canadian Chick's house. Anglesault is standing at the top of the stairs, looking down on the trio of Canadian Chick, Zack Malibu and Kotzanjunge. But then, you already knew that, right? Hell yeah! Oh, also, it's raining outside, with thunder and lightening looking likely. It's, like, representative of the DRAMAH going on in the basement. It's a proper literary thing: I read it in a book!::

 

CC: AS, what are you doing?

 

::Anglesault starts to walk down the stairs::

 

AS: Sigh. What the hell is going on here, people. This whole thing makes no sense. This whole saga is as much of a joke as Angles treatment by Vince McMahon. I mean, people keep on turning up for no reason, there wasn't any plot for the first few weeks, theres no emotion, it just doesn't make any sense. I mean, I got knocked out here a few weeks ago, I come around and no-one says anything? I mean, come on. Are they writing this on a napkin or something?

 

Zack: Dude, writing what? This is, like, real life. No-one write stuff.

 

AS: You stupid mark. It's all pre-planned, you know. I mean Zack got together with Canadan Chick, when the sole reason he came here was to kidnap her.

 

Kotz: He did WHAT?

 

::Kotz glares at Zack::

 

AS: And then Canadian Chick comes back home, and she's imediately with Kotz? Where's the foreshadowing?

 

Zack: Wait, she was with him?

 

::Zack starts staring back at Kotz::

 

Kotz: Well, yeah, as it happens. I mean, I was feeling guilty about it, but now it comes out you were kidnapping her..

 

Zack: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was before I fell for her. I'd never do that now.

 

AS: I mean, God, how obvious is it you're gonna start fighting now?

 

::Zack and Kotz walk up to each other and start pushing each other::

 

Kotz: Well, maybe we should start fighting.

 

Zack: My thoughts exactly.

 

AS: See! I totally called it. I mean there is such a thing as too obvious...

 

::Zack and Kotz take off their shirts to reveal their toned, muscled bodies. This is called "artistic licence". They then start circling each other.::

 

Zack: Come on Kotz, why don't you hit me. Come on, hard as possible.

 

Kotz: Oh, after you Zack, after you.

 

AS: Sigh. Could this be any more homo-erotic? Get a room already.

 

Kotz: Oh, fuck off.

 

::Kotz knocks AS out.::

 

Zack: Nice one dude.

 

Kotz: Thanks mate. Now where were we. Oh yeah.

 

::Kotz and Zack return to circling each other menacingly until Canadian Chick decides to do something::

 

CC: Guys, please, don't fight over me. I'm not worth it.

 

::CC gets in between the two of them but does so at the exact moment they both throw a punch, leaving her unconscious on the floor::

 

Zack: You bastard!

 

Kotz: What! It was you, ya bitch.

 

Zack: Me? What you talking about, boy?

 

::Kotz picks up CC, puts her over his shoulder and starts walking up the stairs::

 

Zack: Hey, what you doing with her?

 

Kotz: I'm taking her upstairs. There's a first-aid kit in the bathroom.

 

Zack: Oh know you don't, she's staying here. She might have brain damage or something.

 

::Zack goes and struggles with Kotz, getting Canadian Chick back, but hitting her head on the stairs in the proccess::

 

Kotz: Hey, you give her back!

 

::Kotz wrestles CC back, banging her head on the basement light-bulb in the process::

 

Zack: Hey!

 

::Kotz tries to run away upstairs with Canadian Chick but is tackled by Zack. They get up and wrestle for a bit, pulling Canadian Chick back and forth in the proccess, until eventually they drop her on the hard concrete floor::

 

Both: Ooops.

 

Kotz: Fuck this noise. Keep her down here if you want, I'm going upstairs to get some bandages.

 

::Kotz runs upstairs to get some bandages, while Zack bends over the prone Canadian Chick (not in that way, sicko). Suddenly, Zack hears Kotz scream from upstairs. He runs upstairs into the kitchen to find a prone body slumped over the kitchen counter. Lightening flashes and he is able to make out the bodies face::

 

Zack: Kotz, who did this to you?

 

Kotz: Zack, behind you...

 

::Zack spins round to see a dark, masked figure behind him lit by a sudden flash of lightening before everything suddenly goes dark::

 

 

 

*TO BE CONTINUED!!!*

Edited August 6, 2003 by chave

[Guest Choken One]

God...You made creation BEAUTITFUL!

 

I LOVE IT!

[Guest Choken One]

:::Large Bedroom:::

 

:::Massive Red and Black Waterbed with Dames drapped in a SIlk Black Robe and a young blond beauty by his side::

 

::Dames gets up:::

 

Dames: Thank You Darlin...

 

:::Throws a Wad of 50's on the bed::::

 

:::Lights a Cigar:::

 

:::Exits the room and walks down a large corridor and enters another room, locked with a 5 digit code:::

 

::Enters Code and the room reveals a WALL of Video Screens:::

 

Dames: Ahh Wonderful...

 

:::Cell Phone Rings::

 

Dames: Hello? Barron...

Barron: Well, I got GOOD news and BAD news...

Dames: Naturally...

Barron: Good news is...The Money made it through but...

Dames: Yeah?

Baron: He's still alive...

Dames: Shifty Motherfucker...

Baron: The thing is?

Dames: Yeah?

Barron: Well...A helicopter or something interupted the plan...

Dames: A helicopter? WHAT THE FUCK? I never order no god damn helicopter!

Baron: I know sir...So what does this mean

 

::Dames has a grin across his face::

 

Dames: It means...We're not the only ones trying to kill this bastard...

Baron: really?

Dames: It has to be...HAS TO BE!

Barron: if you say so...

Dames: All right...send a guy to sweep his place...

Barron: Already did sure...they are on their way...

Dames: Glorious.

 

:::A Black Lexus pulls up into the Choken Household::

 

::Two Men step out of the car and walk to the backyard::

 

Papacita: Well...I don't see him Shooter...

Shooterjay: Look in the house...

Papacita: All right...

 

:::They scour the vacant house:::

 

Papa: Nothing.

Shooter: All right. Let's Go..

 

:::They walk back to the car and find it has been slashed and the windoes Shattered:::

 

Papa: WHAT THE HELL?!?

Shooter: FUCK! I just had it detailed!

Papa: Who did this?

 

:::A Masked Man clubs the men:::

 

:::Masked Man drags the Guys and tosses them into the pool and drowns them::

 

:::The Masked Man walks away but leaves a Blood Soaked message on the lawn chair:::

 

"The Art of Deception has compromised the meaning of the destination of the disoriented souls"

 

:::In Seattle...The B Team has all arrived at a small mom and pop resturant::

 

Chave: Sup? You've guys been good?

Caboose: Eh...

AM: I'm getting damn tired you bitches...

 

:Chave and Caboose raise their eyebrows:

 

Caboose: Where's Mario?

Chave: He's on his way...

AM: Well...Let's fucking order our dinner...

Chave: Yeah...

Caboose: Mmm...

AM: This looks like shit...ah fuck it...I'll have a Chicken Salad

Chave: Make that Pork Tenderloin Sandwich for me...

Caboose: I'll have a Baked Chicken with Mariana Sauce..

 

:::Mario shows up:

 

Mario: *shaky voice* Hey...guys

Chave: What's wrong man?

Mario: Well...Ummm....Ohhhh...I just found out that somebody tried to assassinate Choken One

Caboose: Holy Shit...is he all right?

Mario: Dunno...he hasn't been seen since...

Chave: Let's look for him...

AM: Umm...Why? He treated us like shit and left us at the house in the islands...

Caboose: Because he is our fucking LEADER! He caught us the way of life...

 

:::The group leaves the diner::

 

:::A busboy shouts curses at them for leaving the check:::

 

:::The B Team hop in Mario's Van:::

 

Mario: Just where are we going?

Chave: Ummm...Cincy?

Caboose: Why would C1 still be in Cincy if they tried to kill him...

Am: Good point...

 

 

:::A Hotel Room in small town Bryant, Arkansas:::

 

::::Choken One Emerges from the shower...He stares into the mirror steely eyed and starts contemplting the consequences of his recent actions:::

 

:::He walks to the Balcony over looking the small town strip:::

 

::He leans over the ledge:::

 

:::He starts conversing with himself:::

 

Choken: Look at yourself...In a small rat infested po dunk town in Arkansas...Your wife was forced to Witness Protection...Your protege was killed...by yourself no less...

 

:::Stares into a Small puddle of water on the rooftop across from him:::

 

Choken: I look into that reflection and I see a Man I used to know...Now...he is lost and soul stripped with devasation riddled by fear and corupted by desire of vengeance...

 

:::A Soft Knock is heard...Choken Snaps out of his daze and throws on a Pair of jeans:::

 

:::Grabs his Gun:::

 

:::Looks into the Peephole:::

 

Choken: *Sigh*

 

::Opens The door::

 

Choken: CoreyLaz...Nice to see you...

 

Corey: Yeah same here...

 

Choken:How you want to do this?

 

Corey: How you mean?

 

Choken: I know you been sent to kill me...

 

Corey: Nah, Man...I was in town and I saw you check in man...

 

Choken: Why were you here in town?

 

Corey:....Um...I got family here.

 

Choken: Really...I see..well that's cool..

 

Corey: So? You wanna hit a bar or something man?

 

Choken: Nah...I already got some brews in the Freezer...

 

:::Walks to the freezer staring into the mirror watching Corey's every move:::

 

Choken: Bud?

 

Corey: Sure!

 

Choken: Cool...

 

:::Choken pulls a gun out from the freezer and slips it on his back pocket:::

 

Corey: What you doing here?

 

Choken: Oh...I was going around the country...and Got tired so I crashed here...

 

Corey: Cool...

 

::Choken Walks out with two Beers in his hand...The Gun in the other:::

 

:::Choken Tosses the Beer up to Corey...BLAST! A Gunshot shatters the Bottle and the Bullet strikes the temple of Corey::

 

Choken: This bud's for you...Pal.

 

:::Choken turns over Corey's prone body and emptys his wallet and pulls out a $100 bill with a written message:::

 

"Kill Choken One"

 

Choken: What's Next?

 

:::Machine Gun-fire blasts the Room as Choken dives behind the bed deflecting the bullets with the corpse of Corey's:::

 

Choken: Jesus Christ...

 

:::Choken crawls out of the room and escapes to his Truck and drives away quickly:::

 

 

:::The Office of Dames:::

 

Dames: Everything is God Like now.

Barron: Umm...Boss...More bad news...

Dames: Damn...what?

Barron: well...Papa and Shooter are dead...One of my guys found them drowned in the pool...There was a message

Dames: A message

Barron: Yeah it read ""The Art of Deception has compromised the meaning of the destination of the disoriented souls"

Dames: Ah fuck...we got a Poetry writing bastard killing my men...

Barron: How hard is it too kill this guy?

Dames: He can't be human

 

 

:::A knock on the door::

 

Dames: What!?!

 

:::A Man stands in the shadows::

 

Dames: CWM. How lovely to see you...

 

CWM: We need to talk...Boss

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Nice

[Guest Choken One]

Thanks but now I apprently have THREE people trying to kill me...

 

 

However..Chave...you stole the spotlight from me...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

We really need a cast of players to keep track of who has been in the saga and what they've done.

[Guest ILiveUnderABridge]

what's the A team? is this like nWo a team and b team shit?