rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 (edited) Mine will come with photo's of my cock? *Thats right kids! Now, for the low, low price of $29.99 you too can have a "The New Me Action Figure"!* Kid: Wow! It's so cool! I wonder if its anatomically correct? Parent: Don't worry Billy, it says here that every inch of "The New Me Action Figure" is correct, modelled on ACTUAL PHOTOS! *Thats right! And what's more, pull on his string and you can make him talk!* The New Me Action Figure: LOOK AT MY COCK! Kid: Wow. I love you "The New Me Action Figure"! *"The New Me Action Figure". In shops everywhere, so go buy it. NOW!* Edited August 11, 2003 by chave
Guest Fallen Angel Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 (edited) This post Czonked by Larry Czonka. ZONK~! Edited August 11, 2003 by Fallen Angel
dutchse.cx Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 Yeah, just so you know ... The Flying Dutchman would be a WDI Inaction Figure, NOT a TSM Action Figure.
Guest Fallen Angel Posted August 11, 2003 Report Posted August 11, 2003 The Flying Dutchman would only be an "inaction" figure because he's so LAME. You'll get that one in the morning, Dutchie.
Ripper Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 Is it a coincidence that Scott Keith used a haiku in his Raw report. I think not. Sue him CHAVE SUE HIM!!!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 The cloister of TSM headbangers could come with a shoddy playset with live wires, sharp shit, and things which get hot. It would be made largely of cigarette butts glued together.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 Is it a coincidence that Scott Keith used a haiku in his Raw report. I think not. Sue him CHAVE SUE HIM!!! Sue him for what? His ugly?
Ripper Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 Is it a coincidence that Scott Keith used a haiku in his Raw report. I think not. Sue him CHAVE SUE HIM!!! Sue him for what? His ugly? Gimmick infringement. And since it was my idea then I get 10%. of course I would tell him to counter sue for wasting his time and say since it was my idea I get 10%. The important part is that I win in all of this. And really, isn't that what life is all about. Me getting ahead?
Ripper Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 And now that I actually read your post and see what you said, my last post makes no sense. So...um... *cues music* LOOK A BEAR!!! *audience applauds the catchphrase* *walks out during the applause*
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 Well, then edit them to say something funny and cool!
Guest Fallen Angel Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 Well, after the "Waiting 'till Marriage" thread in General, I'm officially done with TSM, at least for awhile. As a last act, I'd like to once again invite anyone who wants to to stop by WDI, where bigotry, ignorance, and hate aren't tolerated. Anyway, take care, kids.
Ripper Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 Well, after the "Waiting 'till Marriage" thread in General, I'm officially done with TSM, at least for awhile. As a last act, I'd like to once again invite anyone who wants to to stop by WDI, where bigotry, ignorance, and hate aren't tolerated. Anyway, take care, kids. Um...*cries*?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 As a last act, I'd like to once again invite anyone who wants to to stop by WDI, where bigotry, ignorance, and hate aren't tolerated. BUY THE SHIRT
Ripper Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 I'm sure that I'm not the only one that is applauding that asshole leaving honestly. All he did was come around and say that WDI is better and you are all stupid...if you aren't stupid you would post there. Then talks about how some thread was the last straw and how WDI has great conversation. That might be so, but he added nothing to the discussions except how it would be better if it were in WDI. If anything it makes me not want to post there. Its a internet messageboard dude, get the fuck over it.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 He added stuff In General in the "What Other boards do you post at" thread. I like him. Now If Only I knew which freaking WDI admin he is...
Guest JudasSault Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 Then talks about how some thread was the last straw and how WDI has great conversation. It was a very silly thread
Ripper Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 It wasn't a silly thread. People disagreed with him and therefore he calls them ignorant and bigots.
RavishingRickRudo Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 I believe Haikus about the Hair was started by me... (Nash) Hair Flowing Freely Conditioned to Perfection So Pretty So Smooth (Jericho) Silky Long Blonde Hair With it's European Style Will be cut quite soon ... so really, if anyone should sue and give 10% of it to Ripper it should be I.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 I band-wagon jumped And ripped off someones idea But I made it cool
Ripper Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 Who ever did it Just remember to sue Keith and my 10 percent.
welshjerichomark Posted August 12, 2003 Report Posted August 12, 2003 What's happened? i go away for 11 days and everyone gets banned?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Well, after the "Waiting 'till Marriage" thread in General, I'm officially done with TSM, at least for awhile. As a last act, I'd like to once again invite anyone who wants to to stop by WDI, where bigotry, ignorance, and hate aren't tolerated. Anyway, take care, kids. Thank god. Be sure to whimper for the eunuchs when you return. Lord knows we should all try to be a little more like them, in their accepting unbiased ways, and glorious dedication. You pansy.
Guest The Old Me Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 Mine will come with photo's of my cock? *Thats right kids! Now, for the low, low price of $29.99 you too can have a "The New Me Action Figure"!* Kid: Wow! It's so cool! I wonder if its anatomically correct? Parent: Don't worry Billy, it says here that every inch of "The New Me Action Figure" is correct, modelled on ACTUAL PHOTOS! *Thats right! And what's more, pull on his string and you can make him talk!* The New Me Action Figure: LOOK AT MY COCK! Kid: Wow. I love you "The New Me Action Figure"! *"The New Me Action Figure". In shops everywhere, so go buy it. NOW!* Chave, it would sell like HOT CAKES baby.
Ripper Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 IDRM's would sell more...especially the variant collector's edition one with Saw Dick®.
DerangedHermit Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 (edited) IDRM's would sell more...especially the variant collector's edition one with Saw Dick®. And the IDRM Man Milk Dispenser with Drinking Cup®. Man Milk Dispenser with Drinking Cup sold separately. Edited August 13, 2003 by DerangedHermit
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