Bankywood Industries v. 69

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

The tide has turned, gentlemen. They see which thread has the cowbell.

[Guest The Old Me]

Holy shit, our ship is sinking. We need to work HARD and fast, like porno!

[Tiffani Malibu 0]

New Me, you should jump while you can. You carry our name within yours, it's only fitting.

[Dangerous A 0]

Oh my goodness!!

 

 

GET

 

THE

 

FUCK

 

OUT!!

[Guest MissMattitude]

Ahhh screw this... i'm out, all this bickering and boredom.

 

C'ya.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I meant the tide has turned to our side, assholes.

[Ripper 0]

Hey, hypocrite, you haven't played the game yet so you still don't know.  And it still doesn't change the fact that you managed to put vagina, shrimp and ass in one sentence making the rest of BI have to pull up on the throttle to stop the nose dive you caused. 

 

 

And my screen name is cooler than yours so THERE!

No, but I said I HEARD. As in from people who HAVE played the game.

 

 

Plus, your screename is too generic. Mine is an incredibly obscure character. Those are the best screenames. Those and incredibly obscure references.

Dude, you didn't hear shit, you saw a post in the thread that said from the videos it didn't look like it in the gameplay. Bottom line, you were on you swinging from my nuts mission and tried to flame me and looked like a dick in the process.

 

 

 

If you really wanted a name that said something backwards you should have picked Ssa Hcitb Elttil since it describes you better. Even worse, you have Johnson on your side, who automatically makes the cowbell holders ME. Now my fever is subsiding, cause we got the cowbell Hizz0's.

 

Now take with you the memories. This thing is dying faster that Eagan flame. Jump ship New Me. Come to the call of the Cowbell.

[Tiffani Malibu 0]

Ahhh screw this... i'm out, all this bickering and boredom.

 

C'ya.

M.E.-1, B.I.-0

[Dangerous A 0]

Dammit!

 

 

Banky, approve the cwm elevation. NOW!

 

 

We are being infiltrated and we're losing members. Plus, I'm outta here in about 10 minutes. Approve CWM!!!

[Guest The Old Me]

New Me, you should jump while you can. You carry our name within yours, it's only fitting.

AHHH! She's seducing me with her words and BIG TITS!

 

Must...fight....urges.......ahhhhhhhhhh!

[Dangerous A 0]

Fight it, New Me. Fight!!

[Guest The Old Me]

Fight it, New Me. Fight!!

Damn it I'm trying! They've got Miss Mattitude now too. There's TOO much sausage in BI!!!! HELP!!!!

[Dangerous A 0]

Quit thinking about sausages, dammit!

 

 

You're not in IDRM's clique, are you? Didn't think so.

[Ripper 0]

*sips martini with arm around Miss Mattitude*

 

Stop fighting it New Me. You got a home over here.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Ahhh screw this... i'm out, all this bickering and boredom.

 

C'ya.

M.E.-1, B.I.-0

Isn't Zero better then Negative 1?

 

 

Oh and Ripper I heard it from GAMEFAQS.com HA! Beat that bitch. Now go clear the fucking sand out of your vagina and try again before I really get pissed and mock you further.

 

 

*Awaits whiny replies*

[Guest The Old Me]

Quit thinking about sausages, dammit!

 

 

You're not in IDRM's clique, are you? Didn't think so.

IDRM and I did somewhat co create the cock thread. Banky, cocks, Tiff...I'm so confused!!

[Tiffani Malibu 0]

Quit thinking about sausages, dammit!

 

 

You're not in IDRM's clique, are you? Didn't think so.

IDRM and I did somewhat co create the cock thread. Banky, cocks, Tiff...I'm so confused!!

New Me, you're married aren't you?

 

Here in M.E., we don't care about that.

[Guest MissMattitude]

New Me sweetie, you know that you'll prefer life on the other side with us... stop fighting it.

[Guest The Old Me]

Quit thinking about sausages, dammit!

 

 

You're not in IDRM's clique, are you? Didn't think so.

IDRM and I did somewhat co create the cock thread. Banky, cocks, Tiff...I'm so confused!!

New Me, you're married aren't you?

 

Here in M.E., we don't care about that.

Neither do I at the moment, although I'd need a little more than "words" to convince me.

[Ripper 0]

Ahhh screw this... i'm out, all this bickering and boredom.

 

C'ya.

M.E.-1, B.I.-0

Isn't Zero better then Negative 1?

 

 

Oh and Ripper I heard it from GAMEFAQS.com HA! Beat that bitch. Now go clear the fucking sand out of your vagina and try again before I really get pissed and mock you further.

 

 

*Awaits whiny replies*

If you ain't linking then don't bring it up. Am I suppose to take the word of little bitches now?

 

I don't care if the gamemakers themselves come out and say I was wrong, it doesn't change the fact that you are indeed a bitch. And tell me what to do so I can turn up the bitch meter to turn you into super bitch. Cause right now you are just being bitchey bitch and that is just plain weak.

[Dangerous A 0]

I am off on my leave of abscence.

 

I sincerley hope that Zack and Banky can pull it together because I think ME is just the beginning. I can see threats from Eagan and IDRM coming. They may even join ME or something to form a supergroup.

 

For the record, I am nominating cobainwasmurdered as a 4th guru. We need people like him to ward off threats to BI. Remember, we don't need numbers in our favor. We need kick ass, take no names posters. 4 super post whores is greater than 15 mediocre ones. Please keep this ship afloat. I will return. I hope to find the ship in the same shape, if not better.

 

Cause if not, NHB will see me come back to haunt BI's enemies like they've never been haunted before.

 

For my comrades at BI, hold the fort down and don't let petty fighting come between you.

 

For my enemies, your day of reckoning will come soon enough!!!

 

 

:: Dangerous A leaves the building on his leave of abscence ::

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Sand. Vagina. Fix it.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Sand. Vagina. Fix it.

[Ripper 0]

Double posting dumb jokes...why don't you just shoot the thread and get it over with. You don't have to tourture the damn thing to death.

 

And Dangerous A, congrats and enjoy your leave. You can come and join ME when you get back, seeing as it will be the only clique that matters by then.

[Guest The Old Me]

IDRM, where are you?!! This ship is sinking. Banky may have abandoned us and the ME is coming up quickly and trying to seduce me. She must've seen the cock thread.

[Nighthawk 0]

*Triumphant Return*

 

I leave, and the infrastructure collapses. I told you I was the glue that held this together. The ME will tremble before my might.

[Ripper 0]

WTF~!

 

Did you see them turning their back on you when you left? DID YOU SEE IT. How can you be apart of such a backstabbing group. They don't appreciate the ability to turn ones cock into a kitchen utensil and a weapon. We at ME DO!! Come to the dark side, IDRM. Join us, and the board will never be the same. Do you really want to be under the thumb of Banky and his...well..Bankiness. He will never see you as a equal. They will only see you as that guy that put a blade in his dick. We see you as a man, IDRM. A man...

 

Come to the darkside. Join us. JOIN US!!!

[Stephen Joseph 0]

what's everyone big problem

 

check out my resume

 

1) saved the board

 

2) saved the oaoast

 

3) saved the community

 

4) ???

 

hey, im here fellas...bring ripper and chave and that whore tiffani on...

 

cause #4 is going down as

 

4) i saved BI

 

you can't fuck with my track record gentleman and ladies....look, we got zack, zsasz, and ole bpp...we got THE NEW ME, with a badass jericho avatar

 

New Me, you know why you don't want to go to ME...Their girls are FOR SHOW. It's like the hot sorority chics at a frat party...they only sleep with oh, 5 guys, but they're there to make you think...you got a chance...meanwhile, you get so drunk you sleep with the 300 pounder from the ugly sorority because youre too drunk to know the difference

 

BI is the shit...BI is different....we don't need women around us. We hit it, we quit, and we go for more....variety is the splice of life my brother, and we shall not be chained down

[Ripper 0]

I am so not going to be treating you so well in the SAGA anymore BPP.

[Guest The Old Me]

bump

 

 

Ahhh, BI compadres...we're being destroyed!