Bankywood Industries v. 69

[Dangerous A 0]

It's cool AM. Everything's good.

 

 

justsoyouknow, that is up to AM. He is only obligated to get the 4 gurus whatever they want. You see, right now we have AM running around doing errand boy shit. It seems really demeaning and not cool. But when the time comes and we come a callin, he'll be released from errand boy shit and move on to more serious business like poster assassination. AM is paying dues like a soldier and soon enough, someone is going to be getting him a slurpee.

 

 

Until then though, he needs to fetch my slippers cause my dawgs are barking!

[Guest MissMattitude]

AM sweety, honey... would you get me an Archer's and Diet Coke with ice... pretty please.

 

"Flutters eyelashes"

[justsoyouknow 0]

Oh...damn. I really wanted a slurpy.

 

Can I pay some dues so I can get a slurpy? That would be awesome!

[Dangerous A 0]

Oh...damn. I really wanted a slurpy.

 

Can I pay some dues so I can get a slurpy? That would be awesome!

I said I needed my slippers, didnt' I?

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::Comes down the hallway on all fours, slippers in mouth:::

[Guest The Old Me]

Well fuck. AM, it is up to you. You can be my bitch, and you don't even have to show your cock. Or, maybe the grasshoppers need a their own bitch.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Indeed. As Guru of Talent Relations and Relations With Talent, I hereby grant New Me the power to grant somebody bitch status for the Grasshoppers.

 

I called in favors for that one, kid. Don't let the higher ups down, mmmkay.

[CanadianChick 0]

Speaking of Slurpees, the best one is Barq's Creme Soda. That is some good stuff there.

[Dangerous A 0]

:::Comes down the hallway on all fours, slippers in mouth:::

Cool. Cool.

 

 

I'm outtie now. But stay on alert cause if the other 3 gurus come callin, remember it's team thing.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Sir, yes, sir!

[Guest The Old Me]

Indeed. As Guru of Talent Relations and Relations With Talent, I hereby grant New Me the power to grant somebody bitch status for the Grasshoppers.

 

I called in favors for that one, kid. Don't let the higher ups down, mmmkay.

Thank you Zack. Yourself and the guru's won't be let down.

 

Now that we have that out the way:

 

Attention one and all. The group of grasshoppers employed by BI v69 are listed as follows:

 

CobainWasMurdered

The New Me

Death Angel

Big Poppa Popick

Amazing Rando

Miss Mattitude

 

Now, we need someone who can do errands for us, maybe even some of our dirty work, or someone to verbally thrash if we've had a bad day. THIS PERSON COULD BE YOU!! YES, YOU RIGHT THERE! Simply apply in this thread, and the grasshoppers will then decide. And hurry up with applications, I'm fucking hungry.

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::Submits Application:::

 

Experience:

Secretary of Justice in the Abbey Party

Member of the board for more than a year

Flamed Eagan a couple times

Slipper-fetching Class of '02 (Highest Honors)

 

References:

Kotzenjunge

CWM

 

Goals:

Seeking upward mobility in Bankywood Industries v. 69.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Get that creme soda outta here, CC. It's all about the Root Beer.

[Guest Choken One]

< Belongs in B.I

[CanadianChick 0]

Get that creme soda outta here, CC. It's all about the Root Beer.

Oh, don't you worry. I'm a root beer kinda gal. Especially A&W root beer. Best. Pop. Ever.

[Guest MissMattitude]

What is root beer... is it just an American thing?

[CanadianChick 0]

*jaw drops*

 

You've never had Root Beer before?

[Guest MissMattitude]

I've never seen it on sale in Britain.

 

I am going to the US for a week over Halloween so I will try some then.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Get that creme soda outta here, CC.  It's all about the Root Beer.

Oh, don't you worry. I'm a root beer kinda gal. Especially A&W root beer. Best. Pop. Ever.

[Guest Choken One]

*jaw drops*

 

You've never had Root Beer before?

Being from cincy...that's another Insult...

 

 

Root Beer is another cincy mainstay...

[Zack Malibu 0]

Wait wait wait...you've never had root beer!?

[The Kid 0]

Alright, well I got slurpees for all the Gurus. Fuck IDRM...I got all that shit you wanted. John the Baptist took me forever! But I have my connections.

Time to clean the Guru washroom with a toothbrush.

[The Kid 0]

And uh...geez Miss, I got you a root beer. Have a good one baby cakes.

[Guest The Old Me]

And uh...geez Miss, I got you a root beer. Have a good one baby cakes.

AM, you suck up.

 

 

Choken One- would you like to apply and be the grasshoppers bitch?

 

 

Just So You Know- you sound qualified, but can you be here when all of the grasshoppers need you? I can't wait all day for my beer, bowl or wenches.

[The Kid 0]

Technically, who ever the Grasshopper bitch is, means they are also my bitch.

[Guest The Old Me]

Technically, who ever the Grasshopper bitch is, means they are also my bitch.

I don't care if they are the bitches bitch too, just go easy on them and don't take out YOUR frustrations because the GURU's were running you to the core that day. But maybe you should be our temp bitch until one is found.

[The Kid 0]

No way, you guys mean nothing to me. I think maybe give the job to Chosun.

[Guest Choken One]

No way, you guys mean nothing to me. I think maybe give the job to Chosun.

Hold It.

 

 

CHOSUN doesn't do ANYTHING without my approval..

[The Czech Republic 0]

What is root beer... is it just an American thing?

It comes from the sarsaparilla root. This is not important information, but I'll be damned if it's not fun to say "sarsaparilla."

[The Kid 0]

Choken, give the job to Chosun.