The Czech Republic Posted August 9, 2003 Report Posted August 9, 2003 I was going to have a band called The Utah Incident...the name came to me in a dream as somebody's SN.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 9, 2003 Author Report Posted August 9, 2003 Absolved in his own blood sounds nice. when my bro gets online I'll direct him to this thread. I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it. MORE MORE MORE
Nighthawk Posted August 9, 2003 Report Posted August 9, 2003 alright, more: Someone's Alcoholic Father GutSpill Soylent Night Jackhammer Colonic Mechanical Violation Baiting Leviathan's Hook The Burst Warts Flesh Served Cold The Baby Slitters Club
Guest Ten Ton Lid Posted August 10, 2003 Report Posted August 10, 2003 Pantera 2. Reminds me of the Beavis and Butthead episode where they name their band Metallica.
Guest The Upright Man Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 So which name did you pick? It couldn’t have been all that difficult considering most of the names given were fucking jokes anyway. I mean Torturous Heaven, Meaningless Existence, Troubled Youth? None of these names have the charm of Sagawa’s Dinner Party (how can you not love a name based a guy who killed a women, ate her, and became a celebrity because of it) or the overall crunkness of The Dark Archies featuring Pops Hates. So how about you make a decision and end all of this tomfoolery, because every second you wait makes me think more and more that this whole band thing was nothing but an ill-conceived scam thought up by some strange amalgam between a python and a rose that I call…PYTHORN. Anyway, I don’t like scammers. But you can ask Chosun One, welshjerichomark, and COMMISSIONERHBK9 about that one, flushals. Wait a second, you can’t. They probably all committed suicide after reading my sizzlin’ rebuttals to each one of their laughable and atrociously formed arguments.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Posted August 13, 2003 The Upright Man Posted on Aug 12 2003, 05:41 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So which name did you pick? It couldn’t have been all that difficult considering most of the names given were fucking jokes anyway. I mean Torturous Heaven, Meaningless Existence, Troubled Youth? None of these names have the charm of Sagawa’s Dinner Party (how can you not love a name based a guy who killed a women, ate her, and became a celebrity because of it) or the overall crunkness of The Dark Archies featuring Pops Hates. So how about you make a decision and end all of this tomfoolery, because every second you wait makes me think more and more that this whole band thing was nothing but an ill-conceived scam thought up by some strange amalgam between a python and a rose that I call…PYTHORN. Anyway, I don’t like scammers. But you can ask Chosun One, welshjerichomark, and COMMISSIONERHBK9 about that one, flushals. Wait a second, you can’t. They probably all committed suicide after reading my sizzlin’ rebuttals to each one of their laughable and atrociously formed arguments. Huh? Rules 2, 5, 8
Nighthawk Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 For the record, the Archie comics character was named Pop Tate, not Pops Tate. So, if you're using that derivitave band name, it should be The Dark Archies featuring Pop Hate.
Guest The Upright Man Posted August 13, 2003 Report Posted August 13, 2003 For the record, the Archie comics character was named Pop Tate, not Pops Tate. So, if you're using that derivitave band name, it should be The Dark Archies featuring Pop Hate. If I used smilies, I would use a sad one right now.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 8, 2003 Author Report Posted October 8, 2003 A name has finally been chosen about 30 minutes ago... Stay tuned in the near future for.... Dreadnaught
Guest El Satanico Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 Dreadnaught Naming the band after the cajun guys who were associated with Cobra from GI Joe...interesting It should be Sarge and The Dreadnaughts Sarge = Sargent Slaughter
MrRant Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 I've never heard a band named Destro before.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 Dillinger Escape Plan has a song called "Destro's Secret."
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 I think there's a band called Dreadnaught. Probably a cheesy british band.
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 I've never heard a band named Destro before. "Tomax and Xamot" would be a cooler name.
Corey_Lazarus Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 Christ...thread's been around 2 months and I just noticed it? Fuckballs! Dybbuk (a dead spirit that can possess the body of a living being) Luminous Aether (I forget where it comes from, but it has something to do with science and light) Wendigo's Secret (a Wendigo is a Native American spirit that took the form of an upright deer or the wind, but was very vengeful for all of those that committed crimes against the planet)
Guest El Satanico Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Destro and The Destroyers Doctor Mindbender
Henry Spencer Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Scrambled Debutante All of their songs glorify mindless sex, senseless violence, and the deliberate abuse of dangerous drugs.
Guest Just Looking Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Taint (it's the spot between your sac and your a-hole) Actually, I thought it was called a grundle. A rugby player I knew had that nickname.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted October 10, 2003 Report Posted October 10, 2003 How about "Living Daylights"? Or "Throat-wobbler Mangrove"
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