Guest El Satanico Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Satanica Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 also: if you decide to be an arty band for whatever reason, i recommend picking some imagery from any bob dylan song at random, & it'll sound like a band name. visions of johanna, sheet metal memory, fifteen jugglers/five believers, flesh colored christs...it's all good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Shotgun Pump Grip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 godthedog Posted on Aug 7 2003, 09:02 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- thumbtack: if you decide to be an arty band for whatever reason, i recommend picking some imagery from any bob dylan song at random, & it'll sound like a band name. visions of johanna, sheet metal memory, fifteen jugglers/five believers, flesh colored christs...it's all good. Well, this band is totally my brother's concept, his vision. He is simply looking for a simple metal band name. I just play drums and sing like only I can. It's only looking to be a straight up hard ass metal style, nothing really arty about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Since metal is usually about evil imagery you could go the ironic title route and use something like. Gods Will Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 I don't know what muh bro thinks but God's Will is getting shortlisted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Shotgun Pump Grip or Shotgun Pimp Grip or Marquis de Sade (but pronounce it Sha Day) actually, you could just call the band God the Dog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
River City Rocker 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 I Died Wallop Pantsweasel Scrambled Debutante Drowning Witch My Secret Just Swallowed Burbank Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Meaningless Existence Troubled Youth Cynical Prophets (guess where that came from?) The Rejects (or The Rejected...whatever) Keiner Schlaf (German for No One Sleeps) Sonic Death Gun in Hand This is War The Hero Dies in the End Death Before Dishonor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 8, 2003 so what's your short list? we can have TOURNY! WE LOVE THOSE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Wrath Living Proof Lake of Betrayal Own Mortal Coil Diligent Diabolica Stage Rage Unlocked Gate Nighthawk Liberate Deliberate Intent Solstice Visceral Rampage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 There's already a band called Nighthawk, but it's gospel, so whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Bloody Pringles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Oedipus and the Motherfuckers is the funniest thing I've read all summer. Holy shit. I'm stealing that. band names I've used, or am toying with.. Weight Upon Open Eyes Insides Out Inebriated Scabby Asscheek Carnival Vomit Completely Awful Tendrils One I like in particular that I've made up is "Absolved by his Own Blood" which is the term used when Soviet convicts were freed after being injured in the war against the Nazis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted August 8, 2003 *Rant Mode* You know what STOP creating 193984234 "brands" of metal JUST CALL EITHER METAL OR HARDCORE No more fucking "Grindcore" "Speed" "Trashcore" "Screamcore" or any of that shit...It's stupid to create a million different layers of classifications for the genre. *Rant mode off* It's quite necessary. Otherwise, you're saying that Suffocation and..I don't know...let's say Blind Guardian are the same genre. They sound completely fuckin' different, yet they're both technically "metal bands." Hell, let's just simplify it all into "rock music," therefore you don't have to get all flustered by making obvious classifications between bands. Some degree of nomenclature and musical taxonomy is definitely required. As far as those little tiny sub-niches, most of them are just the band describing themselves, not a pre-existing genre of "Dark Melodic Speedcore," which just happens to describe a band. Besides, if you're going to gripe about too many sub-genres, at least start with Jazz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Columbian Necktie (it's when you slit someone's throat and pull their tongue out the slit as a way to kill them) Vertical Smile (it's a euphemism for the vagina) Taint (it's the spot between your sac and your a-hole) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ten Ton Lid Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Go the Strong Bad route - take an already-cool word then spell it wrong. Like, I dunno, "Raylegunn" or something. "Band Names" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 How about No Cover? You can put up posters around saying No Cover at such and such bar or club and people will be expecting to get in for free. I might be the only one but I think it's a great idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 ...that's genius. Might as well call the band, "Everyone Gets In Free" or something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Temper Tantrum THOSE GUYS! Prowling Swat Team Monkey Touchers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 From your avatar Asshole Penguins Or Psycho Kitty Or RIPPER... just remember that you HAVE to keep the three periods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Troll Logic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Needs More Cowbell Wasted Space 2000mg of Taurine Potent Liver Cleaning Herb Yeah, I'm out of ideas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Here are some (sorry if they suck) Piss Broke Molting Smegma Lucky Lepers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Needs More Cowbell Wasted Space 2000mg of Taurine Potent Liver Cleaning Herb Yeah, I'm out of ideas. We have a winner. I'd still go with Troll Logic or Asshole Penguins...but you can't beat the cowbell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 I'm extremely partial to "Absolved By His Own Blood"...could carry a Christian conotation, could have some sort of S&M conotation, could mean a few different things. But "Needs More Cowbell"...that's just art. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Here are some more: Encrusted Pork Vas Difference (instead of vas defferens...yeah it sucks) And after seeing Smackdown you could go with: Oil Hoochie Pimps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2003 Shitmouth Shucklehucker The Pickled Goats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ten Ton Lid Report post Posted August 9, 2003 But "Needs More Cowbell"...that's just art. And NMC is a passable acronym. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Upright Man Report post Posted August 9, 2003 Ivan and the Terribles Sagawa’s Dinner Party The Killinaters, or if you want to seem really tough, The XTREME Killinaters Farmer Vincent and the Fritters Chicks with Attitude (to pull this off at least one band member must be named Cody) Mister Fish and the Grey Men Fecal Matters Vlad and the Impalers The Zombienauts Two Tuff Already Stigmatarama Saucy Jack and the Rippers The Atomic Lobotomizers Bullethole Butlers Lord Cuntington and the Sad Sacks The Dark Archies featuring Pops Hate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
