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Giuseppe Zangara

Staying in on a Friday night

By Giuseppe Zangara, in No Holds Barred

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I just ordered a calzone and spaghetti. Now, until it arrives, I'm going to organize my eBay packages...but they're all DVDs and the envelopes I bought are just too small for a DVD case. Now I have to remove the inserts, place them in the envelope, then put the DVD in a CD jewel-case and put that in the envelope. Oh the hilarity!

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I've already been out clubbing tonight. Now it's morning and I'm tired.

 

Ah, how the mighty have fallen...

God chave, you're such a winner! Why don't you go into some well-lit party crowded with beautiful women and laugh your eyes out? 'Cuz you certainly don't fit in here...

 

winner.

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Steviekick    0

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*is late to the party*

 

I stayed home and watched Spiderman on MTV.

Damn. I always miss Spider-Man. After getting home from work late and having dinner, my Friday night will be spent clearing off the shit on my bed so I can go to bed, but before that interneting.

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Guest evenflowDDT   

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I've already been out clubbing tonight. Now it's morning and I'm tired.

 

Ah, how the mighty have fallen...

God chave, you're such a winner! Why don't you go into some well-lit party crowded with beautiful women and laugh your eyes out? 'Cuz you certainly don't fit in here...

 

winner.

Thanks?

No problem :) ... oh wait, I forgot, you still had fun, I didn't... GRRRR U SUKC MAN GRRRRRRRR~ :angry:

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godthedog    0

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i rented some movies, but didn't get around to watching any of them cause i was too busy posting stuff about 'citizen kane' in the movies folder.

 

i am the coolest man alive.

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i rented some movies, but didn't get around to watching any of them cause i was too busy posting stuff about 'citizen kane' in the movies folder.

 

i am the coolest man alive.

THE Citizen Kane? I saw that. I finally got around to watching some movies I rented too, namely Dead or Alive. It's got a great beginning and finale, but the in-between just didn't grasp me the way Miike's other work has. After the first ten minutes everything just seemed so slow...like the intro spiralled out of control and it took until the finale to get up to speed again. But then I was also quite fatigued when I saw it (I still am); I almost fell asleep 3 or 4 times. I'll have to watch it again before I return them.

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Yes, we sure have.

He's probably right, but I dunno.

 

But enough about you—time to hit a killing in reverse chronology.

 

i rented some movies, but didn't get around to watching any of them cause i was too busy posting stuff about 'citizen kane' in the movies folder.

 

i am the coolest man alive.

Really? I actually have it on good authority that you're a fag.

 

I just woke up an hour ago.

 

Does that count as staying in?

It counts as being a fag.

 

 

Damn. I always miss Spider-Man. After getting home from work late and having dinner, my Friday night will be spent clearing off the shit on my bed so I can go to bed, but before that interneting.

Maybe you need to wear a diaper at night, Dr. Bowel-Troubles.

 

I just ordered a calzone and spaghetti.  Now, until it arrives, I'm going to organize my eBay packages...but they're all DVDs and the envelopes I bought are just too small for a DVD case.  Now I have to remove the inserts, place them in the envelope, then put the DVD in a CD jewel-case and put that in the envelope.  Oh the hilarity!

If I bought a DVD from you and ended up getting some scratched-up jewel case instead of the cool black plastic, I'd fucking freak out. I'd also have your address, so I'd go over to your dumpster and knock on the side. As soon as you opened the lid, whuh-bam! ... I rip your dick off.*

 

Then I'd punch you in the belly hard enough that all that ethnic food comes roaring back out to landscape the exterior of your crummy home. Then I'd ironically thrust your own wiener down your throat and make you start eating. But I wouldn't have to make you like it—you'd handle that part all on your own, you sick narcissistic fag.

 

You're lucky I'm not your customer, because I'm a real tough one (customer). Real lucky, because sometimes I win DVDs off there, but I don't ever follow through. After the thrill of the chase is gone, there's not much of a point in buying it, you know?

 

 

 

 

* - This is a fantasy, and as in all my fantasies, you or whoever else that's in 'em is naked. That would leave your monkey business in plain sight, which sufficiently explains why it was so easy for me to get to and subsequently get you away from it. That is, at least until I helped you wash it down with your own tears.

Edited by subliminal_animal

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Damn. I always miss Spider-Man. After getting home from work late and having dinner, my Friday night will be spent clearing off the shit on my bed so I can go to bed, but before that interneting.

Maybe you need to wear a diaper at night, Dr. Bowel-Troubles.

I just want to tell all my fans that this guy's a fag. I know it was pretty obvious, but I'm sure you guys had some doubts without me pointing it out for you. Sorry about the confusion.

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Bruiser Chong    0

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You're lucky I'm not your customer, because I'm a real tough one (customer). Real lucky, because sometimes I win DVDs off there, but I don't ever follow through. After the thrill of the chase is gone, there's not much of a point in buying it, you know?

You know, I really loathe buyers like you. Idiots don't understand what a waste of time and money it is for the sellers.

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the max    0

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You're lucky I'm not your customer, because I'm a real tough one (customer).  Real lucky, because sometimes I win DVDs off there, but I don't ever follow through.  After the thrill of the chase is gone, there's not much of a point in buying it, you know?

You know, I really loathe buyers like you. Idiots don't understand what a waste of time and money it is for the sellers.

^^^

 

That's happened to me about 50 times. I HATE people that do that.

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I got to stay up late filling WCB reports for injured lumberjacks.

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You're lucky I'm not your customer, because I'm a real tough one (customer).  Real lucky, because sometimes I win DVDs off there, but I don't ever follow through.  After the thrill of the chase is gone, there's not much of a point in buying it, you know?

You know, I really loathe buyers like you. Idiots don't understand what a waste of time and money it is for the sellers.

Naw, see, everyone's usually cool with it. Once I won me this ritzy-big car off eBay (you can buy those there, right?) and then I told the guy I decided I didn't want it. He asked why not, and I told him I just decided I didn't like it after I decided I didn't have enough money. He said everything was cool, and that he'd take care of all the seller fees and everything. I thought that was real sweet of him, so I went to send him some flowers to show him I appreciated his understanding. But the thrill of the chase was gone, so there wasn't much of a point to buying them, you know (I think I heard something like before)? So needless to say, he didn't get no flowers. That's okay, he didn't know he was gonna be getting them anyway, so everything is all smoothed over between us two cats.

 

That's happened to me about 50 times. I HATE people that do that.

Bro, seriously—you need to stop selling your stuff to them. And advice like this doesn't come around in too many blue moons, so you should really hold this in your pocket or somewhere safe, like the box I keep my rock collection in.

 

Most of the rocks I found near my home, because my area is a haven for awesome rocks, due in part to we got a ton of unpaved driveways around here. I got a lot of rocks in my box, so I don't know if you could fit in the massive magnificence of this one particular pearl of wisdom. But you could always get your own box. I think you'd be able to fit it there, unless you also have lots of cool rocks in your neighborhood that no sane man would even think to turn down.

 

I got to stay up late filling WCB reports for injured lumberjacks.

That's adorable.

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