Favourite Family Guy Character

[DerangedHermit 0]

I voted Quagmire.

 

*Meg walks in on Quagmire and some woman*

 

Meg: Oh my God, I'm sorry!

 

Quag: Don't be sorry - you probably just bought me another three minutes!

Giggity giggity giggity!

[Guest El Satanico]

Stewie...easily...Peter is second

[DerangedHermit 0]

More Peter-licious quotes:

 

Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that magical time of the year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living. So, we all sing carols to lull him back to sleep.

 

Peter: Is your refridgerator running? If it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.

 

Peter: This means I can't have a spin-off show where I'm a retired baseball umpire who opens a bar...in the center of the earth.

*Cuts to bar in center of the earth, Peter is in umpire outfit. A molten-rock man sits at the bar*

Peter: We don't get many of you molten-rock men around here.

Rockman: At these prices I'm not surprised.

Peter: That's it bub, you are outta-here!

*audience applauds*

 

Peter: Welcome to Petoria. I was gonna name it Peter-land but the gay bar down by the airport took that.

 

Peter: They deserve a school board president who doesn't leave her feminine ointments in the fridge next to the mustard--that was the worst hot dog I ever ate!

Edited August 12, 2003 by DerangedHermit

[A Happy Medium 0]

Brian.

 

Hey, remember the epsiode where Peter undergoes sensitivity training, and then proceeds to try to breast feed Stewie? The look on Stewie's face is just so..yeah..

[Guest Askewniverse]

I voted for Stewie, but here's one of my favorite quotes from Peter:

 

Peter Griffin: So Rosie, I just spilled this glass of warm yellow liquid on the counter and you're telling me that Bounty can pick it up in five seconds?

Spokesperson: What the hell is that?

Peter Griffin: Five seconds...

Spokesperson: Is that?

Peter Griffin: Four seconds...

Spokesperson: It smells like...

Peter Griffin: Three seconds...

Spokesperon: That's...

Peter Griffin: CLEAN MY PEE!

[Guest Flyboy]

Hey, remember the epsiode where Peter undergoes sensitivity training, and then proceeds to try to breast feed Stewie? The look on Stewie's face is just so..yeah..

The look on Stewie's face when he sees Peter makes him my favorite character.

[Ripper 0]

That scene with Stewie finding the hair in his mouth from peters man-boob is one of the few things that made me laugh uncontrolably for minutes.

 

But the best quote is the "Do You Know" thing.

[DerangedHermit 0]

That scene with Stewie finding the hair in his mouth from peters man-boob is one of the few things that made me laugh uncontrolably for minutes.

 

But the best quote is the "Do You Know" thing.

You mean "The More You Know", right?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Lois: Women aren't objects.

 

Peter: Your mother's right Chris. Listen to what it says.

 

Lois: Peter!

 

Peter: Uh, I didn't say that. Lee Majors did.

 

*cut to Lee Majors randomly standing in the corridor*

 

LM: What? Women are things.

 

 

 

Ah, random Family Guy at it's best...

[Guest wwF1587]

i voted peter and here is one of my favorite quotes from peter (stewie came second)

 

Peter: (at working talking to guys) Why do women have boobs? So you have something to look at while your talkin to them (laughs)

Guys Laugh

Lady walks in and asks what so funny

Peter: why do women have boobs? so you have something to look at while your talkin to them! (laughs)

woman looks annoyed

Peter: So ya have something to look at while your talking to them (laughs)

woman looks annoyed

Peter: So ya have something to look at while your talkin to them

[DerangedHermit 0]

I love how Peter and Lois have the New Englandized "ya bastid."

 

Peter now graces my sig. Kurt Angle was kicked out.

 

"You are outta here!"

*crowd applause*

[CanadianChick 0]

It was a tough pick between Brian and Stewie, but I went with Stewie. Although Brian does bring the comedy, that's for sure.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

"It's okay to lie to women - they're not people, like us!"

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Tonight's CN episode was great...i laughed through the whole thing...

 

 

Stewie and Brian owned the whole show.

 

Stewie: For god sakes he's wearing a wire!

Man: What...why you son of a ...

*gunshots*

 

and Brian failing at hiding his drunkeness with different illnesses...

 

*THUD*

Brian: ...and I have an inner ear infection...

 

 

 

 

though last nights had Alyssa Milano threatening to sue...that was cool.