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I said I'd never do it.

 

I had my time here, and left myself to be a footnote in it's history.

 

Now I see petty arguments, ego collision, and more bitching than I tend to do when it's "that time".

 

Bankywood Industries can sink or swim, it's up to them. However, let it be known that as one tower crumbles, another shall rise. Tiffani Malibu Enterprises will prove to be a more interesting endeavor I'm sure.

 

Competiton is healthy. Get ready boys, because you can't underestimate a woman on top.

 

Malibu Enterprises Staff (updated frequently):

 

Head Bitch In Charge: Tiffani Malibu

 

Company Hitman aka The Left Hand of Power:Ripper

 

Creative Counsel and Right Hand Haiku Man:Chave

 

Smark At Large:Shooter Jay

 

Mistress of Espionage/BI Defector:Miss Mattitude

 

Director of Edgeucation:Canadian Chick

-Tiff

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Shouldn't you be knitting something?

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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What the fuck? Bitch, I've made you, laid you, now I'll fucking break you. Don't you ever try to cash in off of my celebrity again. I'll pop this pipe dream just like I did your cherry. You'll regret the day you ever did this.

 

hosebeast.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

Besides the fact I want to fuck your avatar, this thread is pointless.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I think I fucked the avatar last night.

 

 

Hope you like sloppy seconds.

Sloppy seconds? Banky is always first to hit all that shit. Besides, you better get a check up, I've heard rumors about Tiff havin' the clap.

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I think I fucked the avatar last night.

 

 

Hope you like sloppy seconds.

Sloppy seconds? Banky is always first to hit all that shit. Besides, you better get a check up, I've heard rumors about Tiff havin' the clap.

The only disease around here is you. Plaguing the board with your elitism. IDRM got out while the getting was good. There won't be a Phoenix to rise from your ashes, because it's wings have been clipped. M.E. is taking over.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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12 posts in, and M.E. is already better than B.I.

Yea, because you haven't busted out the haikus yet.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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You know Ripper, there's an opening for you.

Oh avatar...that can be taken so many ways.

Name them.

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Okay...4 ways.

 

I'll leave it to the imagination since

 

1: I am a gentleman. (wouldn't want to insult the avatar)

2: I keep the amount of times I type vaginal and anal to a minimum since I am at work.

 

 

 

And I guess I kinda typed it there so that makes this whole post kinda pointless....

 

um...

 

 

GO FALCONS~!

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Shouldn't you be knitting something?

And shouldn't you be dancing around the house with a sheet over your back, pretending to save Commisioner Gordon?

Only on Tuesdays.

 

Now, could you knit me a nice blanket. It gets cold here in the winters.

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12 posts in, and M.E. is already better than B.I.

That's a good attitude to have. And women love a man who's good with poetry. Just FYI.

Cool. So, have you got a position for me?

 

I'll fill any slot...

If Chave is in, I'm in...

 

*mind flashes back to "Fuck her Gentley" with little Ripper and Chave angels around flying around the avatar*

 

Yeah..definately.

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Ripper and Chave, you're both in. I can use posters like yourselves. Why you aren't seen as elite yet, what with your quick retorts and endless wit amazes me. We shall change that.

 

Mr. Zsasz, to resort to a Jeff Jarrett gimmick on a message board is so, so sad. Now go play tug of war with Dick Grayson.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Ripper? You fucking ingrate.

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What, I wasn't even on that huge ass list of people invited into B.I.

 

As seen in the SAGA I find that revenge worthy.

 

THis is the beganing people. This is Malibu Enterprises. We like our women on top and our avatars sexy.

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