Random AIM conversation excerpts.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

A friend of a friend of a friend IMs me unexpectedly, and the following results. (Names changed for obvious reasons.)

 

me: How are things?

her: ohhh bad question

her: please dont ask that

me: I take it back. Instead, I will remain blissfully ignorant of how things are.

her: thank you

her: i too am ignorant to those things

her: just not quite so blissfully

 

A little later...

 

her: feed me so i can vomit already

her: shit

her: im sorry

her: i should be quiet

me: Whoa. You're not "emotionally troubled" are you?

her: hahahah druggily troubled

me: You high right now?

her: and in pain

her: oh im not high

her: im something

her: not sure what

her: but i am never doing drugs again

her: ever

her: except for smoking pot

her: that i will continue

her: but no drugs

me: Are you this frantic in real life, too?

her: even more so

her: my bed is full of sand and i saw jesus holding a lantern on the ocean last night

her: along wiht a fellow doing tai chi

me: I'm frightened. Hold me.

 

Later, still:

 

her: please forgive me, im ussually not this strange

her: i don't think

me: Yeah, you're weirding me out, here.

her: why>

me: You find nothing you've said here--when taken as a whole--the slightest bit offbeat?

her: but thats easy to explain

her: im on drugs

me: For what?

her: for my pleasure

her: but it turned into HELL

me: What did you take?

her: and i'm dying from it

her: oh man

her: dont ask

me: If you're gonna tell me all this, I feel compelled to ask.

her: hmm

her: yesterday morning i did some coke

her: then some x

her: smoekd a bit of pot

her: i thihnk

her: and at 330 this morning i took 2 and a half hits of acid

her: its the acid dude

her: the acid

me: Yet you still find time to surf the net.

[Ripper 0]

Drug addicts : Fun to point at and laugh!

[Nighthawk 0]

For sure. *points and laughs*

[Guest The Old Me]

I could not operate a computer on so many drugs.

[Ripper 0]

Dude, people have posted here while shot, having sex and missing a finger. I would think a few drugs would be easy.

[CanadianChick 0]

Gotta love people bragging about taking drugs...

[Nevermortal 0]

I know, eh?

[eiker_ir 0]

her: yesterday morning i did some coke

her: then some x

her: smoekd a bit of pot

her: i thihnk

her: and at 330 this morning i took 2 and a half hits of acid

her: its the acid dude

 

 

yeah, just the acid.....

[CanadianChris 0]

This is a Darwin Award looking for a place to happen.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

remember kids: stay away from the sampler platter.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Nevermortal Posted on Aug 20 2003, 03:57 PM

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I know, eh? 

 

I saw the original irc convo...plus the police car video of him actually going out and doing the shit he said he would do while on the shrooms. The video shows him totally naked and covered in blooc running down the middle of the road then jumping onto the cop car. It would be fucking hilarious if I didn't know the kid died.

[Nighthawk 0]

Dude, people have posted here while shot, having sex and missing a finger. I would think a few drugs would be easy.

I've posted here on drugs, started a thread about it, in fact.

[Guest The Old Me]

Well I'm doing drugs right now, so what? I'm just not a moron and generally only use pot and prescriptions like Vicadin, Klonopin and Lorazapam.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'm waiting for the "I'm skydiving RIGHT NOW~" thread.

[Guest The Old Me]

I'm waiting for the "I'm skydiving RIGHT NOW~" thread.

I could try that with my laptop.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I've only met this girl in person once--at a party, where she told me how cute I was and kept wanting to dance with me (and she was sober, too!). She's not so bad looking herself, if you can look past how she apparently tried catching a live grenade with her face. She has eight or so piercings there. Ugh.

 

And she acquired my AIM name by listening to my radio show the other day, where I gave it out on the air. I'm not interested in her the way she apparently is in me, but hey, she listens to my show!

[Guest The Old Me]

And she acquired my AIM name by listening to my radio show the other day, where I gave it out on the air. I'm not interested in her the way she apparently is in me, but hey, she listens to my show!

String her along for the ratings!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Maybe I could get her on the air while she's all coked up.

[godthedog 0]

at the moment i'm having a conversation with an ex-girlfriend who's complaining about how much better the sex was with me than it is with her current boyfriend.

 

not as entertaining as the cocaine, but i can only do so much with what i'm given.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

If you start cybering, you should totally post it.

[godthedog 0]

now she's talking about how she doesn't like taking it up the ass.

 

this is slightly more entertaining.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

She just hasn't found the right man for the job.

[Guest TheGame2705]

now she's talking about how she doesn't like taking it up the ass.

 

this is slightly more entertaining.

It's obviously because the guy has homoerotic tendencies and she's not into that.

[godthedog 0]

She just hasn't found the right man for the job.

i resent that.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Dude, people have posted here while shot, having sex and missing a finger.  I would think a few drugs would be easy.

I've posted here on drugs, started a thread about it, in fact.

I'm on drugs literally every single time I post here.

 

I like this girl already. Does she have a lot of emotional baggage, and fight with her parents? I'd be happy to do things with her solely for the purpose of pissing her father off.

[godthedog 0]

i know a girl i think you'd enjoy. she's dropped out of school, lost her virginity at 13, done pot, crystal meth, acid, cocaine and heroin, spent her 18th birthday in jail for violating her probation, is on lithium for bipolar disorder, and tried to kill herself numerous times. and she's hot too.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I like this girl already. Does she have a lot of emotional baggage, and fight with her parents? I'd be happy to do things with her solely for the purpose of pissing her father off.

Don't know about fighting with her parents--she did mention her father during a part of the convo I cut it out, and they get along fine, seemingly--but here, and I am not making this up, is a list of her favorite bands:

 

ben harper, tool, white stripes, the yeah yeah yeah's, agents of oblivion, cradle of filth, coldplay, radiohead, deadboy and the elephantmen

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

13? Yikes.

 

Is she still a junkie? I fucking hate meth heads. Tweekers drive me nuts with their jittering and thievery.

 

Other than that, I can safely say I'd hit it.

 

Tattoos?

 

Ideally, I think I'm searching for a schizoid hippy chick who is really into metal.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I like this girl already. Does she have a lot of emotional baggage, and fight with her parents? I'd be happy to do things with her solely for the purpose of pissing her father off.

Don't know about fighting with her parents--she did mention her father during a part of the convo I cut it out, and they get along fine, seemingly--but here, and I am not making this up, is a list of her favorite bands:

 

ben harper, tool, white stripes, the yeah yeah yeah's, agents of oblivion, cradle of filth, coldplay, radiohead, deadboy and the elephantmen

Oh my god she mentioned two bands involving Dax Riggs of Acid Bath nonfame.

 

I'm sure the systematic introduction of swamp core metal and foreign grind would wheedle Coldplay and The friggin' White Stripes out of there.

 

Ask these two chicks if they're interested in a threesome with complete strangers from every corner of the nation.

[godthedog 0]

Is she still a junkie? I fucking hate meth heads. Tweekers drive me nuts with their jittering and thievery.

not anymore. at least that's what she tells me. she's also INFINITELY more reliable than she was before, so it's a pretty safe bet.

Tattoos?

one, some kind of tribal design between the shoulder blades. also has pierced nipples & is getting a barbell through one of her ears because she likes the pain.

Ask these two chicks if they're interested in a threesome with complete strangers from every corner of the nation.

seeing as how there's a video floating around the city of augusta somewhere of her having lesbian sex with one of her friends, she may very well say yes to this.

 

she seems on so-so terms with her parents now, but it used to be BAD. like...really bad.

 

you know...i used to like this girl a lot, but the more i remember to tell about her the more i say to myself "what the fuck was i thinking?"