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I used to put a different away message up every couple of days just for boredoms sake. Please post any cool, witty, digusting, or outright confusing messages you use or have usd in the past. I'l post mine later. It's later, some I used to go back to alot was "This is Jack's away message. Please leave you message at the sound of the beep *beep*. Sorry, The finger's you have used to type are too fat. If you like a special typing wand please contact... Too busy looking at animal mating to respond to you. Also, the I'm too busy f'ing yo mamma and it's variations.

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Guest JohnnySwift

It's old but I still enjoy this one:

-The fact that the crowd at "Smackdown last week cheered for heel John Cena against babyface Billy Gunn may derail the plans for Gunn to end up as U.S. Champion"

Rochester Screws Billy Gunn. Yet another reason why I love Rochester

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Guest The Old Me

I believe mine says "I'm online but away from the computer doing god knows what."

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Guest Retro Rob

I just log off of AIM usually. What's the point in wasting the energy on leaving it on if you aren't around anyway?

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Guest Choken One

I have three of them

 

"Jesus Died Yesterday"

 

-That throws off a bunch of people

 

I often change around certain LOA songs once in while...this is the current one

 

"And it was never enough

And it was never enough now

That heroin stuff

Traveling through Daddy's arm now

 

Cuffed in that junk who knows if I would survive

Once you start shooting, forget living life

Lost in your shadows, no soul, no backbone

Sucked in, locked down, spinning breakdown, heroin whores

 

Everybody's talking about heroin dreams...

What the fuck you gonna do with the rest of your life?

 

Scream at me, back slap me, chew off my ears

And I can't stop this sickness, I've been trying for years

Deeper and deeper lies, sensational fears

They're here just to guide you as we age through the years

 

Everybody's talking about heroin dreams...

What the fuck you gonna do with the rest of your life?

What the fuck you ganne do with the rest of your time?

 

I'm lost in your shadows"

 

and

 

A Random SOH rant...I currently have the Goverment One.

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I have a lot of Sleep Away messages. A lot of them.

 

"I'm cuttin' a promo. On your mom. IN BED~!"

 

"I am going to sleep early because....well, I really don't have to explain it to you. Pfah."

 

The Scotsmanality inspired "REVIEW WCW SLEEP"

 

"I will sleep, or I will die"

 

"Sleepy Deepy Doo"

 

"I'm soooooooooooo going to sleep, foolios."

 

"Sleeparino"

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Guest Coffey

Mine is a quote:

 

"Never its mysteries are exposed

To the weak human eye unclosed;"

- Edgar Allan Poe, Dreamland

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Sorry I'm not here. I am currently ransacking the shelves of walmart, in a desperate attempt at finding the treasure map that will lead me to the pot of fucking gold. I need the gold more than a junkie needs his fix in the morning. Gold. Sweet, sweet, tangy, metallic tasting gold. And it will be mine. ALL MINE. That little fucking leprechaun that lives in my DVD player can BURN IN HELL. I'll get my fucking gold, and then I'll throw his green little ass at a train. "I'll help you find the gold!" NO YOU WON'T YOU MAGICAL MIDGET. I'LL FIND MY OWN GOLD, AND THEN I'LL OWN ALL OF YOU!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The two that most people see are:

 

For playing Dynasty Warriors 4: "I'm gonna fight 'em off ... a seven-nation army couldn't hold me back ..."

 

For sleeping: "When darkness falls, we are reborn. A dream since the fall of Man. We are reborn."

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The Seinfeld away message wins it.

 

Mine is either "It's better to burn out than to fade away" or "Just think...if you were my pillow, I'd be sleeping with you right now."

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