{''({o..o})''} Posted August 20, 2003 Report Posted August 20, 2003 (edited) I used to put a different away message up every couple of days just for boredoms sake. Please post any cool, witty, digusting, or outright confusing messages you use or have usd in the past. I'l post mine later. It's later, some I used to go back to alot was "This is Jack's away message. Please leave you message at the sound of the beep *beep*. Sorry, The finger's you have used to type are too fat. If you like a special typing wand please contact... Too busy looking at animal mating to respond to you. Also, the I'm too busy f'ing yo mamma and it's variations. Edited August 21, 2003 by frozenblockofpissreborn
Youth N Asia Posted August 20, 2003 Report Posted August 20, 2003 Right now it's: "Could you shut the fuck up?! I'm trying to masturbate in here!" --Miguel Alvarez It's a quote from season 5 of Oz.
Guest JohnnySwift Posted August 21, 2003 Report Posted August 21, 2003 It's old but I still enjoy this one: -The fact that the crowd at "Smackdown last week cheered for heel John Cena against babyface Billy Gunn may derail the plans for Gunn to end up as U.S. Champion" Rochester Screws Billy Gunn. Yet another reason why I love Rochester
Guest Ray Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 I'm not sure what mine says.....every time I click the away button my AIM shuts off.
Guest The Old Me Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 I believe mine says "I'm online but away from the computer doing god knows what."
Guest Retro Rob Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 I just log off of AIM usually. What's the point in wasting the energy on leaving it on if you aren't around anyway?
Downhome Posted August 23, 2003 Report Posted August 23, 2003 Oh mah gawd, I'm away! WHO BE BAD, WHO BE BAD NOW!?
Guest Choken One Posted August 23, 2003 Report Posted August 23, 2003 I have three of them "Jesus Died Yesterday" -That throws off a bunch of people I often change around certain LOA songs once in while...this is the current one "And it was never enough And it was never enough now That heroin stuff Traveling through Daddy's arm now Cuffed in that junk who knows if I would survive Once you start shooting, forget living life Lost in your shadows, no soul, no backbone Sucked in, locked down, spinning breakdown, heroin whores Everybody's talking about heroin dreams... What the fuck you gonna do with the rest of your life? Scream at me, back slap me, chew off my ears And I can't stop this sickness, I've been trying for years Deeper and deeper lies, sensational fears They're here just to guide you as we age through the years Everybody's talking about heroin dreams... What the fuck you gonna do with the rest of your life? What the fuck you ganne do with the rest of your time? I'm lost in your shadows" and A Random SOH rant...I currently have the Goverment One.
Nevermortal Posted August 23, 2003 Report Posted August 23, 2003 I have a lot of Sleep Away messages. A lot of them. "I'm cuttin' a promo. On your mom. IN BED~!" "I am going to sleep early because....well, I really don't have to explain it to you. Pfah." The Scotsmanality inspired "REVIEW WCW SLEEP" "I will sleep, or I will die" "Sleepy Deepy Doo" "I'm soooooooooooo going to sleep, foolios." "Sleeparino"
Guest Coffey Posted August 23, 2003 Report Posted August 23, 2003 Mine is a quote: "Never its mysteries are exposed To the weak human eye unclosed;" - Edgar Allan Poe, Dreamland
the max Posted August 24, 2003 Report Posted August 24, 2003 Sorry I'm not here. I am currently ransacking the shelves of walmart, in a desperate attempt at finding the treasure map that will lead me to the pot of fucking gold. I need the gold more than a junkie needs his fix in the morning. Gold. Sweet, sweet, tangy, metallic tasting gold. And it will be mine. ALL MINE. That little fucking leprechaun that lives in my DVD player can BURN IN HELL. I'll get my fucking gold, and then I'll throw his green little ass at a train. "I'll help you find the gold!" NO YOU WON'T YOU MAGICAL MIDGET. I'LL FIND MY OWN GOLD, AND THEN I'LL OWN ALL OF YOU!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dutchse.cx Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 The two that most people see are: For playing Dynasty Warriors 4: "I'm gonna fight 'em off ... a seven-nation army couldn't hold me back ..." For sleeping: "When darkness falls, we are reborn. A dream since the fall of Man. We are reborn."
The Czech Republic Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 Believe it or not, I'm not at my desk I never thought I could walk away-ay-ay Write something here, and we'll talk when I'm back Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not here!
justsoyouknow Posted August 29, 2003 Report Posted August 29, 2003 The Seinfeld away message wins it. Mine is either "It's better to burn out than to fade away" or "Just think...if you were my pillow, I'd be sleeping with you right now."
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