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The Shanequa Controversy Thread

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Guest Dynamite Kido
Call me crazy, but I'll bang her.

you asked for it......your crazy

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That does appear to be a crappy picture--papacita's sig pics of Chyna all look much better.

 

Other than being a bit too flat and her abs being far too built I don't see the problem.

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If you ignore that freakishly ripped and man looking abdominal section and look at her face, she doesn't look bad at all. She is just extremely muscular.

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There will never be another SD Jones sir...never.

 

 

The real controversy should be why in the pissy hell is her name Shaniqua when:

 

A: Every one knows that her name is Linda Miles (unless they didn't want people to confuse her with Linda McMahon...they do resemble on another)

 

B: They picked a stereotypical ghetto black girl name, but her character is a Dominatrix...far from being the stereotypical black woman.

 

 

Maybe they just figured it would not be cool to have a minority worker without attaching some type of stereotype to them.

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The real controversy should be why in the pissy hell is her name Shaniqua when:

 

A: Every one knows that her name is Linda Miles (unless they didn't want people to confuse her with Linda McMahon...they do resemble on another)

 

B: They picked a stereotypical ghetto black girl name, but her character is a Dominatrix...far from being the stereotypical black woman.

 

 

Maybe they just figured it would not be cool to have a minority worker without attaching some type of stereotype to them.

I thought the same thing when she first debuted, sir. I know Linda isn't a particularly tough-sounding name. But Shaniqua is just a stereotypical ghetto name that sounds awful.

 

Back to the topic - Linda has a really nice face. Jackie Gayda, on the other hand, has a mannish and harsh looking face. Linda's body is just ultra hard.

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Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
Call me crazy, but I'll bang her.

You're not the only one ... that's obviously not the best picture in the world, but I'd still throw it in her.

Count me in. That's a lousy picture of her, but she's not the beast some are saying she is.

 

Jazz gets a hard time unjustly too, IMO.

 

A bad picture can make anyone look like hell.

... Even Jazz looks like you couldn't legitimately confuse her for a man. That picture however... if I'd never seen or heard of Shaniqua, methinks that would be Ron Killings. And that scares the shit out of me.

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I find it funny how everyone is suppoded to forget Tough Enough when it comes to Nidia, Linda and Jackie. The only one who's ever mentioned as having any assocation with Tough Enough any more is Maven.

 

And yes, that picture looks horrible...the Shaniqua one that is. But for anyone who saw SD two weeks ago where the 'odd foursome' got beat up...Cole is calling her an Amazon. Like Chyna when she first debuted. It's obvious they way their going with her...Chyna pre-chin removing.

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It's just to me, the girls look much better in the magazine shoots and TV than in most of those photos.

You're right CC.

 

They have some brutal ones. Through the magic of angles, lighting and airbrushing, they could make me look hot. But for some reason these photographers seem to catch the divas' faces at the worst possible angle.

 

Jacqueline is far from the most attractive of the divas, but come on, some idiot with a web cam could have taken a more flattering picture than this:

 

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There are pics of Linda Miles on wwwdivas.com that make her look much better. The one that started this thread is easily the worst of them. There are even a few where she still looks ripped but feminine.

 

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Nah. If she was that big in ECW, she would've been bigger than 50% of the male wrestlers. She was...dare I say...kinda cute in the ECW days coming out dancing to Lil Kim songs. Oh, how the times change.

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CC: Not at all. I honestly didn't think it was the same Jazz when she showed up in WWE--it was like she had merged with Elektra.

Elektra was nasty. Cross-eyed bitch.

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CC:  Not at all.  I honestly didn't think it was the same Jazz when she showed up in WWE--it was like she had merged with Elektra.

Elektra was nasty. Cross-eyed bitch.

But she could make large, fake boobs move independantly of each other. Thats TALENT~!

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Pretty much all the pictures in that 'Desert Heat' shoot were horrible.

Practically all the pictures on wwedivas.com are awful too.

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Ehh?

Her face looks "Eh" in that picture, but her body... my God. :wub:

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No, her face looks BLAH in that picture. All that money and they can't hire good photographers? Jesus, I learned to take better pictures than that in Methods of Photography 101, and that was just for beginers.

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I mean, with all the lighting equipment and places they could set up a really gourgeous glamour shot, they put up pictures taken with what looks like a disposible kodak camera in from of a fucking truck.

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I never saw Jazz in ECW, having only watched the last few months before TNN cut it off the air, but I think the reason for her bulking up for WWE was to be viewed as a serious women's wrestler. I know she is no Benoit, far from it, but she is a far more talented worker than even Trish, whose improvements while noteworthy, are contantly shilled over, while Jazz's work talents are never talked about by WWE.

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