Batman whups some guy's ass

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ritain_batman_1

 

Police hunt for "Batman"

Mon Aug 18, 1:41 PM ET

 

 

LONDON (Reuters) - Police have launched a manhunt for Batman, after a man dressed as the superhero beat another man unconscious outside of a cafe over the weekend.

 

 

 

"Police are hunting a man dressed as Batman who was involved in an assault in the early hours of Sunday morning," Thames Valley Police said in a statement on Monday.

 

 

Police rushed to the scene after the assault and the unconscious victim was whisked to the hospital. But the masked offender had already made his escape.

 

 

"The offender is thought to be white, but officers do not have any further description of him," the statement said.

[MrRant 0]

It would have made more sense to attack in the late evening from the shadows.

 

The Dark Knight Returns~!

 

 

I hope the guy that got his ass kicked got it kicked by Tim Burton's Batman and no the Adam West Batman.

 

Being sucker punched by a guy in leotards just plain sucks.

[Dr. Tom 0]

Zsasz, are you in trouble with the law?

[Guest SP-1]

Oh, this is the greatest news story I've ever read. Seriously.

 

I hope the guy is okay, though.

[Guest JMA]

I hope the guy that got his ass kicked got it kicked by Tim Burton's Batman and no the Adam West Batman.

I'd much prefer it if it was Miller's Batman.

 

"This isn't a mudhole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon."

[Guest BDC]

Heh, it'd so much funnier if it was a 'jedi' that did it.

 

"Don't mess with the Jedi Master, son."

-paraphrasing Mark Hamil

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'd proudly wear a scar from an incident like this, because then I would forever have a story about being pistolwhipped by batman outside of a greasy spoon. Talk about a conversation piece.

[Ripper 0]

I'd proudly wear a scar from an incident like this, because then I would forever have a story about being pistolwhipped by batman outside of a greasy spoon. Talk about a conversation piece.

If a guy dressed like the Joker catches him, then THAT will be something.

[Guest wrestlingbs]

 

This is one of the funniest things I've heard all week. First thing I would do if I was a cop: check the yellow pages to see if anybody named Bruce Wayne lives nearby.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Too bad Wesley Willis passed away. He could have taken him out.

[cynicalprofit 0]

Glad to see someone is finally making a difference....I think.

[Ced 0]

Why can't anybody kick somebody's ass as Plastic Man? Why?

[CanadianChris 0]

At least there wasn't someone dressed like Robin in on it. I mean, if you get your ass kicked by Robin, you pretty much have no reason to live.

[Anakin Flair 0]

The REAL question is, did he yell out POW and WHAM while he was hitting the guy?

[Guest BobbyWhioux]

I'm trying to come up with a pithy reply to this story, but all I can do is shake my head and laugh.

 

This has made my day.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Batman cleaning up the streets of London, eh?

[KGB 0]

Awesome.

[2GOLD 0]

You knew one day that Val Kilmer would have enough with humanity.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Didn't a guy dressed as Batman try to break into Buckingham Palace in February?

[Art Sandusky 0]

That happened like, a week after Zsasz was banned. We all swore it had to be him in that costume crawling on the building.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Wouldn't the best way to find him just be to put his signal in the sky and let Seal sing under it? He could use the gig.