Bored 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 (edited) Credit: www.lordsofpain.net ***VELOCITY*** Doug Basham beat Billy Gunn with help from Danny Basham. Shannon Moore w/ Matt Hardy beat ??? #1 Contenders Match Tajiri beat Billy Kidman with green mist to the face followed by a rollup. Non Title Match Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin beat APA with a rollup on Faarooq. ***SMACKDOWN*** El Paso's own Eddie Guerrero arrives to the arena in his car. Eddie walks to the ring through the crowd. Eddie gets on the mic. Eddie says this is where it all started. Eddie says he is at home. HUGE ovation. Eddie tells a story of when his grandmother first came to El Paso and cheated on her citizenship test. Eddie is interupted by John Cena coming to the ring. Cena does his usual rhymes saying Eddie does not belong here. Cena says Eddie has the US Title but he's not even an US citizen. Cena calls Eddie a wet back and says he's going to stick his foot up his ass. Eddie says Cena is pretty good for a white boy. Eddie says he is lying, that sucked. Eddie says Cena should not talk about his people where there are 12,000 of them there. Cena wants a shot at the US title. Eddie grants his wish and the match is on tonight. Cena says after he takes Eddie's title he will take his sister also. Eddie responds with an attack on Cena and clotheslines him out of the ring. As Cena is walking to the back Eddie rubs it in by doing a rhyme of his own. -commercial- WWE Cruiserweight Championship Rey Mysterio beat Nunzio w/ Stamboli and Palumbo with a top rope leg drop. -commercial- Chris Benoit beat A-Train w/ Sable via the crippler crossface. Backstage, Eddie is informed that someone is messing with his car. -commercial- During the break, Albert tells Benoit that he did not beat him clean as his feet were under the ropes. Benoit is attacked from behind by Rhyno. Rhyno and Albert leave together. In the parking lot Eddie finds his car has been stripped down. The APA, FBI, and Funaki know nothing about it. Eddie attacks the FBI for laughing at him until the APA pull him off. -commercial- Brock Lesnar comes to the ring with a mic in hand. Lesnar says he is sick of everyone telling him he tapped out at Summerslam. Lesnar says it was a miracle because he's never tapped out in his life. Lesnar says he is not a quitter. Lesnar says things are not over between he and Angle. Lesnar demands a title rematch and calls out Angle. Angle appears on the oval tron making fun of Lesnar for being a whiny little bitch. Angle says he is coming to the ring and will make Lesnar tap out again. Undertaker rides his motorcycle to the ring. Undertaker wonders what all the talk is he hears about Lesnar regaining the title. Undertaker says Lesnar had his chance and he tapped out. Undertaker realizes it has been a long time since he's had his title shot. Undertaker warns Lesnar he should not worry about his rematch, he should worry about where he is tresspassing because this is his yard. If Lesnar has a problem leaving the yard, Undertaker will be glad to help him. Big Show comes to the ring. Show says he is 7'2 and 500 pounds and and has inflicted more pain and suffering on Angle, Lesnar, and Undertaker than anyone in the company, so he should get the title shot. Kurt Angle finally comes to the ring. Angle says he does not give a damn who he faces. Angle looks at Undertaker and says it would be an honor to make him tap in his own yard. Angle tells Show he has caused him pain and suffering just from his body odor alone. Stephanie McMahon comes to the ring. Stephanie says we will settle this the old fashion way. The next superstar to face Angle will be the winner of a triple threat match tonight between Undertaker, Lesnar, and Show. -commercial- Backstage, Josh Mathews asks Cena if he touched Eddie's car. Cena denies it. US Title Match Eddie Guerrero beat John Cena via DQ after the ref watched Cena punch Eddie between the legs. Cena came to the ring carrying one of Eddie's rims. After the match Cena decked the ref with his chain and choked Eddie with it. Cena then FU'ed Eddie on the rim. Long match. -commercial- Triple Threat No DQ #1 Contenders Match (Kurt Angle at the announcers' table) Brock Lesnar vs Big Show vs Undertaker Undertaker pinned Lesnar with the last ride. Undertaker gets the title shot at Angle on next week's Smackdown in New Orleans. After the match Angle enters the ring and he and Undertaker stare at each other. Angle leaves to the back. Undertaker salutes the fans and walks to the back. Chimmel thanks everyone for coming. Thats it... Edited August 27, 2003 by Bored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zetterberg is God 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 God fucking damnit. If Angle doesn't make Taker tap clean, I'm boycotting Smackdown for a long time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Looks like a decent show. After seeing Raw, I have zero complaints about A-Train, Big Show, and Taker on SD, because I know it could be far, far worse. NO DRAGON, THOUGH?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sean pyro Report post Posted August 27, 2003 #1 Contenders Match Tajiri beat Billy Kidman with green mist to the face followed by a rollup. What happen to the Rey / Kidman 'feud' ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Where did you get the spoilers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Lesnar getting the Lastride....can they do anything more to kill his heat and make him look like a bitch? argh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wwF1587 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 hmm...sounds like a good show to me... no chavo appearance but we all know that he is fuckin with eddies car and that can only lead to greatness... only one mcmahon on this show makes it good... no FN vince for once... and Kurt/UT next week should be decent... tajiri/rey shoud be awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 #1 Contenders Match Tajiri beat Billy Kidman with green mist to the face followed by a rollup. What happen to the Rey / Kidman 'feud' ? They got over as a tag team is what happened. Nice of them to put it on Velocity, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JaKyL25 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Jeez, when was the last time Brock actually *won* a singles match, or even scored a pin of any sort? June? MAY? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Where did you get the spoilers? Lords of Pain...I'll credit it now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Is WWE giving up on Lesnar or something? He's jobbing a lot in such a short space of time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the pinjockey 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 An Eddie/Cena feud could be interesting if the booking team doesn't change their characters. As long as they don't turn one into a cookie cutter face, I would like to see how many arenas go for each guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Albert and Rhyno as a team? Oh... THIS should be fun. *begins to think of team names and zany skits* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Rey vs Nunzio = should be good Eddie vs Cena = should be good Triple threat = might be good Looking forward to it, I am... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Wait... Call me crazy. But there was only ONE McMahon on that show. And that McMahon was only in ONE segment. Something is wrong here. And wait.. this seems to be a wrestler-centric show... Something is VERY wrong here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cabbageboy 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 I have to think they have soured on Brock big time. Let's face facts here: the guy didn't draw much of anything while champion. That said this has to be one of the most bizarre uber heel turns I've ever seen. Since turning heel Brock has been DQed vs. Spanky and Zach, tapped like a bitch to Angle, and got a Last Ride via UT on this show. What a vicious killer heel! I have to wonder....you have Big Show in this match, why is he not jobbing instead of Lesnar? It makes no sense. Eddie is fast becoming the biggest tweener of all time. Why would Chavo mess with Eddie's car though? I guess they could say Eddie didn't visit him while he was hurt or something, or that Eddie wasn't watching his back when he got hurt. Eddie/Cena or Eddie/Chavo....I'm for either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Cena came to the ring carrying one of Eddie's rims. That CAD! How DARE he touch DA MADD RIMZ~? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted August 27, 2003 The Brock handling does seem a bit...odd I wonder how long Cena/Eddy is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ray Report post Posted August 27, 2003 BROCK LOSES AGAIN!?!?!?!?! FUCKING STUPID WWE!!!!!! Jesus H Christ! Are they TRYING to kill all the heat of monster heel Brock? What a load of shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoboBrazil 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 I'll be glad when Undertaker gets his fucking ass off Smackdown so he won't keep going over everyone. Of course HHH will take his place when they do the trade and just destroy everyone instead. Got to have a "lockerroom leader" on each show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! How do you know? Maybe they're going to keep the McMahons off TV so they can blame the ratings drop on a lack of them and not the pre-emption in some big markets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 So I guess you could say that Cena gives Eddie a... rim... job. *wink, nod, gun* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cabbageboy 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 That begs for a smart ass remark like "What heat?" but I agree. Even my dad was wanting Brock to die after smashing Zach. Brock was getting mad heel heat....and now they start jobbing him out? Has he been hanging around RVD on the radio interview circuit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Jeez, when was the last time Brock actually *won* a singles match, or even scored a pin of any sort? June? MAY? J-Day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 No, the McMahons would just put someone up in another high spot on the card -still have the show centred around them- and when the ratings fall they can still blame someone else and say "there's not enough of us on!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Now that sounds like a good show, finally. Maybe, just maybe, the WWE has finally figured out that a well established fued is good. They could make Angle/Taker huge, if done correctly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Jeez, when was the last time Brock actually *won* a singles match, or even scored a pin of any sort? June? MAY? J-Day You forget that Brock/Show title match in June on the big Smackdown show that was supposed to be like a mini-PPV. Wait, was that the match where the ring broke and there was no winner declared? There have been so many Brock/Show matches that they're starting to fuse into one in my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the pinjockey 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Angle/Taker? :gets Fully Loaded 2000 flashback: Fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Yeah, just like they did at Fully Loaded 00. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
