What is your battle cry?

[Fökai 0]

Skulking out of the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh bravesfan! And he gives a cruel scream:

 

"As sure as predators devour prey, no flesh shall be spared!!!"

 

Hmm...

[CanadianChick 0]

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking over the candy store! It is Canadianchick, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She bellows homicidally:

 

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!"

 

Oh, that's right. I went there.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Skulking over the terrain, wielding a thorned whip, cometh The Czech Republic! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

 

"Hail the blood-letting! I sow darkness and discord like a sentient bulldozer!"

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Who is that, stalking across the plains! It is Laz, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He howls homicidally:

 

"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!!"

 

...I suddenly feel that much more gay...

[the max 0]

Skulking across the icy wasteland, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh MaxPower27! And he gives a gutteral roar:

 

"I'm going to fuck you in such an inhumane manner, your pets won't recognize you!!"

 

 

[Guest stardust]

Skulking across the icy wasteland, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh MaxPower27! And he gives a gutteral roar:

 

"I'm going to fuck you in such an inhumane manner, your pets won't recognize you!!"

 

 

Best one so far.

[Ced 0]

Zang! Who is that, prowling along the tarmac! It is CED Ordonez, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh: "I'm going to punch you until time and space have no meaning!!"

 

AND FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES:

 

Stalking out of the icy wasteland, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Vincent K. McMahon! And he gives a gutteral howl: "I'm going to smash you with such wanton cruelty, you will polymorph into a nymphomatriarch!!!"

 

Who is that, sprinting out of the icy wasteland! It is Warrior, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a gutteral howl, his voice cometh: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I desecrate like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

 

Zang! Who is that, striding out of the steppes! It is Bill Goldberg, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He cries gutterally: "I'm going to fuck you so hard, Buddha will explode!!"

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Prowling on the plains, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Spaceman Spiff! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to the landscape until everything has croaked!"

 

Also:

Striding across the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh (real name - formal 1st name)! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I bring darkness and mayhem with reckless abandon!!!"

 

-and-

 

Prowling across the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh (real name - nickname for 1st name)! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to bruise you faster than the speed of sound!"

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Hey, here's an "apropos" one:

 

Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the hotel lobby! It is Bradshaw, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He cries mightily:

 

"I'm going to fuck you so utterly, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"

[The Czech Republic 0]

Stalking over the plains, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Triple H! And he gives an ominous grunt:

 

"I'm going to contort you until Western Civilization implodes!!!"

[WukenBloodstar 0]

Prowling through the plains, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Wuken Bloodstar! And he gives a low scream:

 

"As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to all I see faster than the super-flu!!"

 

 

That one sucks.

[Papacita 0]

Sprinting on the tarmac, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Papacita! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

 

"I'm going to punch you until the laws of physics are violated!"

 

Can't go wrong with that.

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

Hark! Who is that, skulking amidst the tundra! It is Big McLargeHuge, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to bruise you with such reckless abandon, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

 

Bleh.

[phoenixrising 0]

Hark! Who is that, skulking over the tarmac! It is Phoenixrising, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He grunts ominously:

 

"I'm going to pummel you into the fourth dimension!"

[Cuban Linx 0]

Who is that, skulking across the plains! It is Cuban Linx, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a spectacular bellow, his voice cometh:

 

"Hail the blood-letting! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

[Anakin Flair 0]

Sprinting on the terrain, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Naitch! And he gives a gutteral cry:

 

"I'm going to pulverize you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!!"

Edited September 1, 2003 by Lil Naitch

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Who is that, rampaging amidst the steppes! It is Plush Cthulhu, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He howls mightily:

 

"I'm going to hump you so utterly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!"

 

 

This is more accurate:

 

Oh shit! Mario doesent look happy!

Just kick his legs!

[dutchse.cx 0]

"Lord Yan Liang! I have come for your head!"

 

"Ah, my people! The people are the foundation of the nation ... but I can't seem to protect them!"