Guest JumpinJackFlash Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 After showing my friend some crappy(and yet funny) stuff that happened at Bad Blood 2003, I have concluded that it is the crappiest PPV ever. Or the one with the most "mistakes". Let me rundown the crappiest parts: Let's start with Event 1 of the Redneck Triathalon, the Burping Contest. These burps were so fake, and I felt like it dragged too much. Frankly, the entire Redneck Triathalon dragged too much. Next, we have Steiner vs. Test. At the beginning of the match, Test is acting like a pussy on the outside. So, Steiner decides to jump off the FLAT apron and clothesline Test. But, little did he know, there was a curtain underneath the mat. He slipped on the curtain and fell FLAT on the floor, right next to Test. Then we had Booker T vs. Christian. The ending sucked my balls all night long! Christian starts to leave with the belt and the ref says, "If you get counted out, you lose the title." So, Christian comes back into the ring and hits Booker T with the belt, and the ref disqualifies Christian. Okay, why not give Booker T the belt because Christian disqualified himself. Ohh.....so it was only if he fled like a pussy, eh? Well, you bookers don't make sense. Then came Part 2 of the Redneck Triathalon, the Pie Eating contest. Ouch! Mae Young in a thong? Ouch! Mae Young humiliating Bischoff, as Vince laughs at Eric being told to make a fool of himslef? Ouch! Stone Cold stunnering Mae Young, even though he's the top face? Ouch! J.R. not throwing a fit on Austin after stunnering Young, even though he PMS-ed when Test Pumphandle Slammed Mae Young the next night? Ouch! This sucks! It bored me! It disgusted me! Good thing I changed the channel. Then, we had Goldberg vs. Jericho. This started off fine, until Goldberg made his entrance. I couldn't tell the first time, but after watching it again, you can see that there's a door in Goldberg's narrow lockerroom with an EXIT sign on it. During the match, Goldberg gets booed again. Well, too bad, because Goldberg's supposed to "save the WWE." Then, after the match, Goldberg throws a fit with a fan, in a TIGGER costume! Come on! WWE has made Goldberg out to be an idiot. I think they told him to trip on purpose at Summerslam. Jeez! Then came part 3 of the Redneck Triathalon. Again, it took too long, and Stone Cold no-sold Bischoff's "singing." But, I loved the part with Bischoff lip-synching. One of the funniest moments ever! This "Triathalon" took up more time than Flair vs. Michaels, which made me mad. I was looking forward to a match with two legends longer than 15 minutes. I mean Rock vs. Hogan was 10 minutes longer. Then, the main event. HHH wins again. Don't get me wrong, I didn't want Nash to win, but come on! HHH can kick out of 2x4 wrapped with barbed-wire and a Jacknife powerbomb, but Nash can't kick out of a Sledgehammer and a pedigree. Plus, HHH KILLED Mick Foley for no reason at all! It made me sad to see the world champion having to rely on a retired legend to take bumps for him and make this match semi-watchable. The only reason this is semi-watchable is because Mick is in it! So, there we go. Bad Blood 2003. Supposed to be awesome, since its RAW debut PPV, but NOOOO! It had to suck ass! Anyone else think this is the crappiest PPV ever? There may be ones that are crappier, so mention those too.
Lil' Bitch Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 I think it's basically the short matches, the shitty finishes, and the mind numbing super long Redneck Gay-athalon that went all night made it a horrible ppv. Hell, I wanted to see Molly / Ivory on the actual PPV instead of that Redneck skit shit. The only good things about the damn event was Nash being buried, Steiner's leap of doom and Jericho making Goldberg look good. Flair / Michaels didn't need Orton tainting it either.
Guest JumpinJackFlash Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 I think it's basically the short matches, the shitty finishes, and the mind numbing super long Redneck Gay-athalon that went all night made it a horrible ppv. Hell, I wanted to see Molly / Ivory on the actual PPV instead of that Redneck skit shit. The only good things about the damn event was Nash being buried, Steiner's leap of doom and Jericho making Goldberg look good. Flair / Michaels didn't need Orton tainting it either Can we say correct?
Placebo Effect Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 HHH can kick out of 2x4 wrapped with barbed-wire and a Jacknife powerbomb, but Nash can't kick out of a Sledgehammer and a pedigree. Call me the next time you're in town and I'll hit you with a barbed wire 2x4, and when you wake up, hit you with a sledgehammer. Then we'll compare results.
Guest Coffey Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 I don't really remember Bad Blood 2003. I think that I have blocked it out of my memory. I remember watching it, and I remember the "Redneck Triathalon" but outside from the Hell in a Cell match, I don't remember the card at all.
Lil' Bitch Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 Bad Blood 2003 Hell in a Cell for the World Heavyweight Title Triple H vs. Kevin Nash (with Mick Foley as the guest referee) Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair Bill Goldberg vs. Chris Jericho World Tag Team Championship Match Rob Van Dam & Kane vs. La Resistance Intercontinental Championship Match Christian vs. Booker T Scott Steiner vs. Test (Winner gets Stacy Keibler's managerial services) Dudley Boyz vs. Rodney Mack & Christopher Nowinski
TheFranchise Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 There's always some fucker reminding us isn't there? Rico, land a contract with WWE and get squashed by Barry Horowitz please. ^^ Misses Horowitz.
Kahran Ramsus Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 KOTR 1995 is worse. I still don't know what the hell happened at the end of the Holly/Roadie match, and it was the best match on the card!
Jack_Bauer Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 I thought Bad Blood was OK, but there was some absolute shit on it. To be fair, Nash and HHH DID make it a watchable brawl, but I guess that some people just love the 'hate every HHH match' bandwagon these days. You refuse to say whether the match with Goldberg and Jericho was good. Why ? Because you don't want to praise it, because you love being cynical. Basically you ignored every good point of a PPV that isnt even the worst of the YEAR never mind of all time.
Austin3164life Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 I only saw the main event of this show and it was a very bad match. The whole thing was implausible and it sucked to see that Triple H was so desperate for heat, that the WWE sacrificed the health of a retired legend to get Triple H heat during the match.
Guest ManKinnd Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 Not the worst PPV ever, not with a ***1/4 Goldberg/Jericho and a **3/4 HHH/Nash HIAC. KOTR95 had ZERO good matches, and is therefore worse. In fact, there are plenty of PPVs where nothing broke **.
tpww7 Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 What PPV was worse than Bad Blood this year?
Jack_Bauer Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 Backlash was abysmal and so was No Way Out.
Guest ManKinnd Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 What PPV was worse than Bad Blood this year? Judgment Day. The bad matches were worse, and there were 2 decent ones on there, Stretcher and Ladder. It's a close one, but I think JD was just a little worse.
Guest Retro Rob Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 What PPV was worse than Bad Blood this year? Backlash or Judgment Day.
tpww7 Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 I'm not gonna argue about Backlash because I cant honestly remember most of the card besides Goldberg-Rock and the 6 man, but I was entertained way more by Judgment Day than Bad Blood. The only thing I hated about J Day was Nash- Hunter Part I.
syxx2001 Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 I was actually looking forward to BB. And I enjoyed it a little.
hitman2003 Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 Backlash was by far the worst PPV this year so far. The only good match on the card that I can remember was the WWE tag team title match between Team Angle and the Guerreros. As far as the crappiest PPV ever goes, look no further then the 1995 King of the Ring. There was absolutely no good matches on the entire card. IMO, it was the worst PPV that I have ever seen.
Guest Jesse Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 KOTR 95 and Great American Bash 99 are the worst ppv's I have ever seen. GAB99 had Benoit/Saturn vs. DDP/Kanyon, but everything else was total crap, and KOTR95's shittiness has been widely covered. Bad Blood 03 doesn't even compare to these 2, IMO.
Guest Hass of Pain Posted August 31, 2003 Report Posted August 31, 2003 Bad Blood wasn't THAT bad of a show that it deserves all time worst consideration, especially considering how bad it could have been given Raw's thin roster. I would honestly rank SummerSlam below Bad Blood, especially considering the huge show feel and the sense of importance SummerSlam is supposed to (but didn't) have. Four of the seven matches genuinely made me want to take my own life and the other three (Lesnar/Angle, US Title 4Way, Kane/RVD) were nowhere near the level they could have been. With a Foley appearance, Flair vs Michaels, Jericho carrying Goldberg to his second best match ever, Booker T and Christian pulling out the best match of their series and Triple H and Nash putting on a match that at least slightly exceeded expectations plus 5 points for WWE for having the balls to try the concept despite barely having enough talent to fill 2 hours each week, I'll take it over SummerSlam any day of the week.
Guest MikeSC Posted September 1, 2003 Report Posted September 1, 2003 Backlash was by far the worst PPV this year so far. The only good match on the card that I can remember was the WWE tag team title match between Team Angle and the Guerreros. As far as the crappiest PPV ever goes, look no further then the 1995 King of the Ring. There was absolutely no good matches on the entire card. IMO, it was the worst PPV that I have ever seen. I dunno --- WCW's PPV's before the Bisso era in 2000 weren't afraid to suck the meat missile with some serious gusto. Heck, the WCW PPV's from after Slamboree 1999 until about Slamboree 2000 were all pretty much suckfests (with Mayhem being a debatable exception). And let's not even get into how bad the last ECW PPV was. Badd Blood, I have no doubt, was not good (I have not seen a PPV since WM 19 and don't feel too bad about it) --- but it takes something special to really be placed in the upper echelons of suckitude. -=Mike ...And let's not even bring up GAB 1991, the absolute worst show in the history of the business
Guest Jesse Posted September 1, 2003 Report Posted September 1, 2003 Jericho carrying Goldberg to his second best match ever So, in your opinion, what was Goldberg's "best match ever"?
Guest Coffey Posted September 1, 2003 Report Posted September 1, 2003 I think that SummerSlam is the worst PPV of the year thus far as well.
Guest The Real Nosferatu Posted September 1, 2003 Report Posted September 1, 2003 Backlash was by far the worst PPV this year so far. The only good match on the card that I can remember was the WWE tag team title match between Team Angle and the Guerreros. As far as the crappiest PPV ever goes, look no further then the 1995 King of the Ring. There was absolutely no good matches on the entire card. IMO, it was the worst PPV that I have ever seen. I dunno --- WCW's PPV's before the Bisso era in 2000 weren't afraid to suck the meat missile with some serious gusto. Heck, the WCW PPV's from after Slamboree 1999 until about Slamboree 2000 were all pretty much suckfests (with Mayhem being a debatable exception). And let's not even get into how bad the last ECW PPV was. Badd Blood, I have no doubt, was not good (I have not seen a PPV since WM 19 and don't feel too bad about it) --- but it takes something special to really be placed in the upper echelons of suckitude. -=Mike ...And let's not even bring up GAB 1991, the absolute worst show in the history of the business 90% of the roster dogging/half-assing their matches at GAB 91 earns the title of worst PPV ever. WWF wise, KOTR 95. I honestly cant remember a thing from any of the matches in terms of offense except UT jobbing to a kick and leg drop. A KICK AD LEG DROP! The undead unstoppable Undertaker loses to a kick.
The Czech Republic Posted September 1, 2003 Report Posted September 1, 2003 Jericho carrying Goldberg to his second best match ever So, in your opinion, what was Goldberg's "best match ever"? DDP at Halloween Havoc 98
Guest Coffey Posted September 1, 2003 Report Posted September 1, 2003 Jericho carrying Goldberg to his second best match ever So, in your opinion, what was Goldberg's "best match ever"? DDP at Halloween Havoc 98 I liked his match with Sting as well. Hell, I even liked his match with Perry Saturn a lot.
Guest Hass of Pain Posted September 1, 2003 Report Posted September 1, 2003 Jericho carrying Goldberg to his second best match ever So, in your opinion, what was Goldberg's "best match ever"? DDP at Halloween Havoc 98 Indeed. Easily the best match of Goldberg's career in my opinion. I never saw the one with Saturn though.
Guest Coffey Posted September 1, 2003 Report Posted September 1, 2003 I think it was at Road Wild. Maybe Spring Stampede. It was either 97 or 98. Damn, I'm not very informative. Anyway, Goldberg picked Saturn up for the Jackhammer out of the Rings of Saturn for the finish. I'll look up the date and get back to you... EDIT: Spring Stampede 1998
Lil' Bitch Posted September 1, 2003 Report Posted September 1, 2003 Lesnar/Angle, US Title 4Way, Kane/RVD) were nowhere near the level they could have been. Lesnar / Angle fucking owned. Booker T and Christian pulling out the best match of their series Their best match was actually at Insurrextion. Its miles better than their BB encounter.
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