The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Shane: "Kane, you piece of flaming shit, you're gonna die, you dirty bastard!" Kane: "Whoa, take it to No Holds Barred." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Suddenly, in the parking lot, RVD is run over by a semi. When questioned, Kane had this to say: "PRINCE PAUL! YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Suddenly, in the parking lot, RVD is run over by a semi. When questioned, Kane had this to say: "PRINCE PAUL! YOU SON OF A BITCH!" No, Kane IS Prince Paul. "This RAW is my fucking hostage!" "K-N rules all, read poetry, fucktards!" "Undertaker's mom was so hot last night and she was dead too!" "Shut up Eagan! K-N rules all!" "I deserve this match because I rule all, fucktards! I fucked Undertaker's mom!" and so forth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Nevermortal Posted on Aug 31 2003, 03:07 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suddenly, in the parking lot, RVD is run over by a semi. When questioned, Kane had this to say: "PRINCE PAUL! YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Right away Ace Reporter, Gregory Helms chimes in, "I knew it was Prince Paul all along" At which point Eric Bischoff says"Your suspended" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Nevermortal Posted on Aug 31 2003, 03:07 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suddenly, in the parking lot, RVD is run over by a semi. When questioned, Kane had this to say: "PRINCE PAUL! YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Right away Ace Reporter, Gregory Helms chimes in, "I knew it was Prince Paul all along" At which point Eric Bischoff says"Your suspended" No first we'd have to have Reporter Helms ragging on some random person for being PP and attacking them backstage because he's "sure" it's him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Nevermortal Posted on Aug 31 2003, 03:07 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suddenly, in the parking lot, RVD is run over by a semi. When questioned, Kane had this to say: "PRINCE PAUL! YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Right away Ace Reporter, Gregory Helms chimes in, "I knew it was Prince Paul all along" At which point Eric Bischoff says"Your suspended" No first we'd have to have Reporter Helms ragging on some random person for being PP and attacking them backstage because he's "sure" it's him. Just like when Bradshaw was looking for the mole! And Mole is part of the PP saga! It all ties together! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Nevermortal Posted on Aug 31 2003, 03:07 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suddenly, in the parking lot, RVD is run over by a semi. When questioned, Kane had this to say: "PRINCE PAUL! YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Right away Ace Reporter, Gregory Helms chimes in, "I knew it was Prince Paul all along" At which point Eric Bischoff says"Your suspended" No first we'd have to have Reporter Helms ragging on some random person for being PP and attacking them backstage because he's "sure" it's him. Just like when Bradshaw was looking for the mole! And Mole is part of the PP saga! It all ties together! And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Hmm maybe someone should cook up a whole TSM Based WWE Booking for the Labor Day Book-a-thon thing that someone wanted to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Ithink we are doing that right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 Yeah, this really took the place of what I had hoped for the Labor Day Post-A-Thon. I guess I jsut wanted to make a thread called the Labor Day Post-A-Thon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 No I mean someone should write up a whole mock WWE show with everything based on TSM like this. It would be hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 I nominate Czech republic because of his TUBULAR~! 1890's Raw reviews. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 No I mean someone should write up a whole mock WWE show with everything based on TSM like this. It would be hilarious. Consider it to be done. Since I never finished 1890s Raw, I'll try TSM Raw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2003 I demand to be featured in this Raw, presumably in a role bitching about 7.00 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Continuation of the Smark-Angle for Kane: JR: And ladies and gentlemen, we have established a telephone connection with Kane who is not here tonight. Kane, what are you doing now ? Kane: Well, JR, I got a hot woman in my room now and I'm going to have sex with her. King: What ?! Well, what are you doing here ? Kane: Well, I'm going to update you throughout the night about what's going on. We're going to do it in my dad's hottub. It'll be great. JR: My gawd, ladies and gentlemen. What a perverted, smelly monster Kane is ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Continuation of the Smark-Angle for Kane: JR: And ladies and gentlemen, we have established a telephone connection with Kane who is not here tonight. Kane, what are you doing now ? Kane: Well, JR, I got a hot woman in my room now and I'm going to have sex with her. King: What ?! Well, what are you doing here ? Kane: Well, I'm going to update you throughout the night about what's going on. We're going to do it in my dad's hottub. It'll be great. JR: My gawd, ladies and gentlemen. What a perverted, smelly monster Kane is ! *did a spit-take* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Does anybody want to speculate on what The Follow Up will be from last Monday's Raw of Kane being pushed Into The Flaming Dumpster Of Death by Shane McMahon? Our guesses probably won't be any worse than what The Writers have planned for Monday's Show. (If they even know themselves!) I suppose you mean outside of crap matches and no meaningful character development and/or angle advancement? -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Well, Canadian Chick is SO Trish, and CWM is definately Jericho. AS is Orton, just to piss him off. But who is the HHH of this board? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Well, Canadian Chick is SO Trish, and CWM is definately Jericho. AS is Orton, just to piss him off. But who is the HHH of this board? Easy, Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Who Am I? Scott Steiner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Trish is cool, but can't I be Molly? Please... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Who Am I? Scott Steiner? Vince, because you're on the show (board) all the fucking time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Dames can't be HHH, HHH has gotta be someone like Johnson or Eagan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Trish is cool, but can't I be Molly? Please... Well, you are basically the Women's Champion of this board, so yeah... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted September 1, 2003 No I mean someone should write up a whole mock WWE show with everything based on TSM like this. It would be hilarious. Consider it to be done. Since I never finished 1890s Raw, I'll try TSM Raw. I better get name dropped... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Firstly, RavishingRickRudo is HHH. I mean, the most obvious reason is that they have a Triple letter Acryonym they can both go by. Not only that, but RRR can ALWAYS get the upperhand in a brawl (ie: flaming posts war). As for me, I wanna be MAVEN~! ... ... ... ... ...no, I'm not kidding. I'm bland, ordinary, but somehow I'm still over despite my greenish ways. It's the only way you can have Maven on the show, is it to be me. I doubt ANYONE can find me a better RAW character to be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Here's a question: If I wasn't a girl, based on my posting personality, who would I be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 You would be Edge, everyone likes you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Can I be Christian? Under utilized, under used, respected but people still go over at my expense or Jindrak, there a lot, rarely noticed. either way or no way. its all good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Can I be Christian? Under utilized, under used, respected but people still go over at my expense or Jindrak, there a lot, rarely noticed. either way or no way. its all good Christian? Why not? As for CC, yah, you'd be Edge as Chosun One said.. I doubt anyone on this board hates ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
