Guest Dr. Phil Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 From my viewing of the Freud thread I see you people need a true problem solver. Somebody who understands the everyday Joe, that person is me. I want tell you that you want to have sex with your mom. That’s about as dumb as a shark going to an open house at White Castle. Bottom line here people is I am the Doc for you, just as Oprah.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 How do you respond to the accusations that Downhown stole your face.
Sandman9000 Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 Didn't we already have a Dr. Phil?
Guest Dr. Phil Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 How do you respond to the accusations that Downhown stole your face. Now sit there, and think about what you said... Did you figure it out? Well wake up and listen good, the face wasn't even there. It was just a metaphor for his post count.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 I'm having trouble spelling things this evening.
Guest stardust Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 Hey Dr. Phil, did you enjoy your time in college? And speaking of college, why don't you come back here to your alma mater as a guest speaker. I could get bonus points for class for attending, plus I'm guessing you wouldn't put me to sleep.
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 So, which one are you - Johnson, or Mario?
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 I don't know who it is, but at least he's funny. Unlike some other fake doctors here.(Freud, I'm looking at you!)
Guest Sigmund Freud Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 I don't know who it is, but at least he's funny. Unlike some other fake doctors here.(Freud, I'm looking at you!) Hey, just because I alerted you to your fear of rejection doesn't mean I'm the enemy. I'm here to help you.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 So, which one are you - Johnson, or Mario? It's Johnson, I have a better gimmick poster coming up soon. Just call him CWM III.
dutchse.cx Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 What's with the stupid fucking gimmicks lately?
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 What's with the stupid fucking gimmicks lately? And why the fuck does my name always come up when said gimmicks appear?
Guest JudasSault Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 hey, I tried to organise the gimmicks with my ministry, but apparently that was "stupid". bastards
Guest JudasSault Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 What's with the stupid fucking gimmicks lately? And why the fuck does my name always come up when said gimmicks appear? gimmicks are done by established posters. and established posters dislike you. also, most gimmicks are stupid. and you're stupid. either way, you're gonna get tied up in it one way or the other
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 What's with the stupid fucking gimmicks lately? And why the fuck does my name always come up when said gimmicks appear? gimmicks are done by established posters. and established posters dislike you. also, most gimmicks are stupid. and you're stupid. either way, you're gonna get tied up in it one way or the other All but the stupid part. I think that my intelligence has been proven. Maybe not in this folder, but in a few others. But hey, I guess since I am always being accused, I should get myself a gimmick.
Guest JudasSault Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 What's with the stupid fucking gimmicks lately? And why the fuck does my name always come up when said gimmicks appear? gimmicks are done by established posters. and established posters dislike you. also, most gimmicks are stupid. and you're stupid. either way, you're gonna get tied up in it one way or the other All but the stupid part. I think that my intelligence has been proven. Maybe not in this folder, but in a few others. But hey, I guess since I am always being accused, I should get myself a gimmick. go man go!
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 What's with the stupid fucking gimmicks lately? And why the fuck does my name always come up when said gimmicks appear? gimmicks are done by established posters. and established posters dislike you. also, most gimmicks are stupid. and you're stupid. either way, you're gonna get tied up in it one way or the other All but the stupid part. I think that my intelligence has been proven. Maybe not in this folder, but in a few others. But hey, I guess since I am always being accused, I should get myself a gimmick. go man go! I'm already gone!
Guest The Pirate in White Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 gimmicks are done by established posters. And may FIRE rain down upon thee who tries a gimmick otherwise! Thou MUST be established! This is the law! Of course, this is a moot point, since none of you have TEN POSTS anyway. I guess only I can have a gimmick, since I'm ESTABLISHED and all. TEN POSTS.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 gimmicks are done by established posters. And may FIRE rain down upon thee who tries a gimmick otherwise! Thou MUST be established! This is the law! Of course, this is a moot point, since none of you have TEN POSTS anyway. I guess only I can have a gimmick, since I'm ESTABLISHED and all. TEN POSTS. You have 23 posts. Phoney.
dutchse.cx Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 I liked him more when he only had 10 posts. You disappoint me, Man in White.
Guest *Scratches Balls and Leaves* Posted September 4, 2003 Report Posted September 4, 2003 *Scratches Balls and Leaves*
Guest The Pirate in White Posted September 5, 2003 Report Posted September 5, 2003 Hey....hey. You all just wait. I'll show you..."you have 23 posts"...I'll show you.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted September 5, 2003 Report Posted September 5, 2003 You've got 24 now. You're getting less and less established with every post...
Guest The Pirate in White Posted September 5, 2003 Report Posted September 5, 2003 Hey, I SAID I'd show you. That means later. Not now. Damn you, Chave. Maybe if you were more ESTABLISHED you'd have some PATIENCE!! Ten posts, though. Even if I can't be your paragon of virtue anymore, that should still be the goal.
dutchse.cx Posted September 5, 2003 Report Posted September 5, 2003 If you think having less posts counts as being established, you should see my count at WDI.
Guest The Pirate in White Posted September 5, 2003 Report Posted September 5, 2003 Oh, I've seen it. You're not what the kids call normal, Mr. Dutchman.
dutchse.cx Posted September 5, 2003 Report Posted September 5, 2003 And keep it contained to that one thread with the Chave and the other stuffs. Meh. When you've seen one "Smarks are too smarky" thread, you've seen them all.
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