I can solve more problems then a donkey walking...

[Guest Dr. Phil]

From my viewing of the Freud thread I see you people need a true problem solver. Somebody who understands the everyday Joe, that person is me. I want tell you that you want to have sex with your mom. That’s about as dumb as a shark going to an open house at White Castle.

 

Bottom line here people is I am the Doc for you, just as Oprah.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

How do you respond to the accusations that Downhown stole your face.

[Sandman9000 0]

Didn't we already have a Dr. Phil?

[Guest Dr. Phil]

How do you respond to the accusations that Downhown stole your face.

Now sit there, and think about what you said...

 

Did you figure it out? Well wake up and listen good, the face wasn't even there. It was just a metaphor for his post count.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'm having trouble spelling things this evening.

[Guest stardust]

Hey Dr. Phil, did you enjoy your time in college? And speaking of college, why don't you come back here to your alma mater as a guest speaker. I could get bonus points for class for attending, plus I'm guessing you wouldn't put me to sleep.

[Adam 0]

Could you post your 'words of wisdom'

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

So, which one are you - Johnson, or Mario?

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

I don't know who it is, but at least he's funny. Unlike some other fake doctors here.(Freud, I'm looking at you!)

[Guest Sigmund Freud]

I don't know who it is, but at least he's funny. Unlike some other fake doctors here.(Freud, I'm looking at you!)

Hey, just because I alerted you to your fear of rejection doesn't mean I'm the enemy. I'm here to help you.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

So, which one are you - Johnson, or Mario?

It's Johnson, I have a better gimmick poster coming up soon. Just call him CWM III.

[dutchse.cx 0]

What's with the stupid fucking gimmicks lately?

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

What's with the stupid fucking gimmicks lately?

And why the fuck does my name always come up when said gimmicks appear?

[Guest JudasSault]

hey, I tried to organise the gimmicks with my ministry, but apparently that was "stupid". bastards

[Guest JudasSault]

What's with the stupid fucking gimmicks lately?

And why the fuck does my name always come up when said gimmicks appear?

gimmicks are done by established posters. and established posters dislike you.

also, most gimmicks are stupid. and you're stupid.

either way, you're gonna get tied up in it one way or the other

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

What's with the stupid fucking gimmicks lately?

And why the fuck does my name always come up when said gimmicks appear?

gimmicks are done by established posters. and established posters dislike you.

also, most gimmicks are stupid. and you're stupid.

either way, you're gonna get tied up in it one way or the other

All but the stupid part. I think that my intelligence has been proven. Maybe not in this folder, but in a few others. But hey, I guess since I am always being accused, I should get myself a gimmick.

[Guest JudasSault]

What's with the stupid fucking gimmicks lately?

And why the fuck does my name always come up when said gimmicks appear?

gimmicks are done by established posters. and established posters dislike you.

also, most gimmicks are stupid. and you're stupid.

either way, you're gonna get tied up in it one way or the other

All but the stupid part. I think that my intelligence has been proven. Maybe not in this folder, but in a few others. But hey, I guess since I am always being accused, I should get myself a gimmick.

go man go!

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

What's with the stupid fucking gimmicks lately?

And why the fuck does my name always come up when said gimmicks appear?

gimmicks are done by established posters. and established posters dislike you.

also, most gimmicks are stupid. and you're stupid.

either way, you're gonna get tied up in it one way or the other

All but the stupid part. I think that my intelligence has been proven. Maybe not in this folder, but in a few others. But hey, I guess since I am always being accused, I should get myself a gimmick.

go man go!

I'm already gone!

[Guest The Pirate in White]

gimmicks are done by established posters.

And may FIRE rain down upon thee who tries a gimmick otherwise! Thou MUST be established! This is the law!

 

Of course, this is a moot point, since none of you have TEN POSTS anyway. I guess only I can have a gimmick, since I'm ESTABLISHED and all.

 

TEN POSTS.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

gimmicks are done by established posters.

And may FIRE rain down upon thee who tries a gimmick otherwise! Thou MUST be established! This is the law!

 

Of course, this is a moot point, since none of you have TEN POSTS anyway. I guess only I can have a gimmick, since I'm ESTABLISHED and all.

 

TEN POSTS.

You have 23 posts.

 

Phoney.

[dutchse.cx 0]

I liked him more when he only had 10 posts.

 

You disappoint me, Man in White.

[Guest *Scratches Balls and Leaves*]

*Scratches Balls and Leaves*

[The Kid 0]

Now thats just poor...

[Guest The Pirate in White]

Hey....hey.

 

You all just wait.

 

I'll show you..."you have 23 posts"...I'll show you.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

You've got 24 now.

 

You're getting less and less established with every post...

[Guest The Pirate in White]

Hey, I SAID I'd show you. That means later. Not now. Damn you, Chave. Maybe if you were more ESTABLISHED you'd have some PATIENCE!!

 

Ten posts, though. Even if I can't be your paragon of virtue anymore, that should still be the goal.

[dutchse.cx 0]

If you think having less posts counts as being established, you should see my count at WDI.

[Guest The Pirate in White]

Oh, I've seen it. You're not what the kids call normal, Mr. Dutchman.

[dutchse.cx 0]

Kids run away from me ...

[dutchse.cx 0]

And keep it contained to that one thread with the Chave and the other stuffs.

 

Meh. When you've seen one "Smarks are too smarky" thread, you've seen them all.