Name a wrestler and I'll tell you why he/she sucks

[Steviekick 0]

Calling Taker a submissions wrestler here at TSM is a sin.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Lets start a pool guessing how old this guy is

 

I got 13...

 

At least this is in General Wrestling and not polluting Old School

[justsoyouknow 0]

Gotch Gracy.

[Tawren 0]

Chris Benoit.

[Elbarto997 0]

I just noticed that elfarto referred to the Undertaker as a submission wrestler. I vote this thread is moved to no holds barred so we can flame this guy until he cries to his big fat mama. And remember, elfarto, you're ignoring me. If you respond to me you'll look like a bigger douchetard than you do now, although that would be damn hard to surpass.

I'm not listening! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!

[Elbarto997 0]

Anyway now that I got Wrestling Dorken out of the way...

 

 

Gotch Gracy- Chris Jericho's puppet known as Curtis Hughes

 

Chris Benoit- 1996 is a thing of the past.

 

Next!

[justsoyouknow 0]

Fine.

 

Chris Jericho

 

and

 

Curtis Hughes

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Actually I think I know what this guy really wants this thread to be.

 

We name +1

 

and he can just reply with a +1

 

Ban cutthroat...

[Elbarto997 0]

Whatever, next!

[Patty O'Green 0]

Headbanger Mosh!

[Elbarto997 0]

Wrestled under the name of heh, Chaz when Thrasher was injured. Plus his tag team with D'Lo quickly went down the drain. NEXT!!

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Actually I got a better idea. Learn about wrestling past 1995 and then we'll talk. It's clear to me that you don't have nearly enough knowledge of the subject to make this thread work. Good day

[Elbarto997 0]

Ehh, good day. !TXEN

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

He responded to me by not responding to me. Simply genius. I'll take 12 in the pool.

 

This is actually pretty easy to do if you know what you're talking about. For example, the first guy named was Sam Houston. Sam Houston sucked because he was tall, skinny, gangly and awkward in the ring. He had no flow to his moves and a very vanilla moveset at that, even for an eighties jobber. The only way he got a job with the WWF was by virtue of being Jake Roberts' brother, same thing with their sister Rockin' Robin. Also, feuding with Danny Davis did him no favors, as Davis overshadowed him with insane heel heat, but didn't have enough skill to carry Houston to good matches or make him look good against him.

 

Hell, I just told you why three people sucked in on paragraph.

[Guest The Decadent Slacker]

The legendary German submission & fisticuffs innovator, Karl Gambolputty de von

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ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-

spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-

nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-

gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

 

I put in .05 of a Canadian penny on 11-12.

[Slingshot Suplex 0]

Come on,Sam Houston was tall,skinny,gangly and awkward....but he had a decent little underdog run in the NWA.

 

Hey,he beat Krusher Khruschev for the Mid-Atlantic title!

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

I'll throw in €5 on him being 11

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

Please, we so need to move this to NHB. This kinda stupity should be flamed by all.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I got one he cannot answer:

 

Ultimo Dragon

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Let's go with:

 

Ed "the Strangler" Lewis

[Elbarto997 0]

Ultimo sucks because his exsistence in the WWE.

 

and Ed "The Strangler" Lewis sucks for his again original name.

 

I leave this thread in charge of Red Hot Thumbtack in the eye itf this thread is moved NHB.

 

Next!

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Do you even know when the Strangler wrestled or the importance he played for pro wrestling?

[Elbarto997 0]

Yes but I'm known for stating crappy reasons why named wrestlers suck. NEXT!

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Mad Dog Posted on Sep 9 2003, 12:26 PM

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Do you even know when the Strangler wrestled or the importance he played for pro wrestling? 

 

Elbarto997 Posted on Sep 9 2003, 01:02 PM

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Yes but I'm known for stating crappy reasons why named wrestlers suck. NEXT! 

 

 

Explain what you know about Strangler and his importance. I'm calling your bluff.

[Elbarto997 0]

The Strangler has been covered. Next...

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Covered where?

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Yes please share your vast knowledge about the Strangler.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Um, Hello, stop paying attention to the troll

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

*Starts Ignoring 1inch punch*

 

HO HO HO HO WHA HAHAHA.

 

I think the kid will get himself banned soon enough anyway, I just honestly wanted to see how well he could hang in his thread. c'est la vie +1

[Guest jm29195]

Owen Hart