Guest Boo_Bradley Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 'Human-cow' created From The Sunday Times' Jonathan Leake September 15, 2003 A CONTROVERSIAL cloning scientist is to announce he has created "human-cow" embryos that lived for about a fortnight and theoretically could have been implanted into a woman's womb. Panayiotis Zavos, who runs a fertility laboratory in the US, made the hybrid embryos by inserting human DNA into the eggs of a cow. Professor Zavos said the human-cow embryos were "theoretically viable" but emphasised that he had no plans to allow such a hybrid to be born. "We are not trying to create monsters," he said, claiming his aim was to perfect his cloning techniques without the ethical problems involved in the use of human egg cells. Professor Zavos said the embryos grew to several hundred cells and appeared to have normal DNA. He will announce the breakthrough at a meeting in London today. He added that the hybrids had grown beyond the stage, known as differentiation, at which cells showed the first signs of developing into tissues and organs. This is a crucial test because it implies that the human chromosomes, which contain the DNA, have been left intact. Other people who claim to have created human clones have failed to produce evidence. Professor Zavos's work is taken seriously by some of the scientific community. The Australian
Ripper Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 Well at least someone is addressing our shortage of mancows. This has been a problem for far to long, that has been ignored by the president and his cabinet along with the rest of the world. Kudos for these...scientist who...wait... There's no shortage of man-cows. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED A MAN-COW FOR?
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 But the real question is will it have four rear ends?...
Ripper Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 That looks like the cover of a very intresting...um...disturbing Porn movie..
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 That also looks like the next guy that JR will talk Vince into signing and pushing to feud with Steiner on RAW.
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 "So, Bob, how's life been? That Man-Cow thing working out for you?" "Oh, I can't complain. Hey, do we need to stand so close to this open flame? And what's with the spatula & A1?"
dutchse.cx Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 Cool. That's from Dragonlance. Definitely looks like Caramon and Tika Majere in the bottom right hand corner. >_> What?
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 The Minotaur was always one of my favorite fantasy characters in the D&D world. Note the word FANTASY, not REAL-LIFE...
DerangedHermit Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 JR: What a...err...ho...no...that's not it...what is he? He's the best pure athlete in the WWE today! Mmm....HE'LL BE GREAT WITH MY BBQ SAUCE! BY GAWD IT'S AN ORGY IN MAH MOUTH AN EV'RBUHDY'S INVAHTED! Lawler: PUPPIES! Oh wait, she's old. NOOOOOOOOO!
Downhome Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 Is Mantaur making a comeback now?
Styles Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 Is Mantaur making a comeback now? You beat me to it.
Guest JMA Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 Does this mean we'll be able to milk women now?
Guest Boo_Bradley Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 That is both the sexiest and most repulsive thing I've ever laid eyes on...
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I'd hit it. Then grill it up & eat it.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Of course if you knocked her/it up before hand you might be eating your unborn child/calf...
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I'll use protection. I'm not stupid.
Ripper Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I'll use protection. I'm not stupid. *bows to this post*
Guest Goodear Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Well at least someone is addressing our shortage of mancows. This has been a problem for far to long, that has been ignored by the president and his cabinet along with the rest of the world. Kudos for these...scientist who...wait... There's no shortage of man-cows. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED A MAN-COW FOR? He could host a radio show and wrestle Jimmy Hart...
Guest El Satanico Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I am Maaancooow and you will bow before ME puny huMON. bah gawd it's the end of the world the beast men are upon us. Everyone run for your life, run to the hills the beast men are coming.
Vyce Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 (edited) Of course if you knocked her/it up before hand you might be eating your unborn child/calf... That child would have meat so tender it would fall off the bone. OFF THE BONE. Edited September 17, 2003 by Vyce
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Well... the man's name is PROFESSOR ZAVOS. You knew he wasn't going to be teaching chemistry at Lincoln High. He'd be doing something evil.
Ripper Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 I think if you have a name like ZAVOS you shouldn't be allowed to become a professor. Thats just asking for trouble.
Guest jm29195 Posted September 17, 2003 Report Posted September 17, 2003 Hadn't they done this already with Nathan Jones, 'The Man You Can Milk'?????
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