Guest Korrosive Report post Posted September 16, 2003 Here are my predictions for the bachelor party tonight. 1) HHH gets piss drunk and forces every single person on the roster to take a pedigree in the cake. 2) While HHH is staggering and stumbling everywhere, HHH goes up to Vince and starts bragging about how far Steph can deepthroat. Vince, who is also a bit tipsy, replies with...."I know pal" 3) The whole roster is forced to serve drinks to HHH while Nash, HBK, Hall and XPac watch and laugh. 4) Hurricane picks a fight with Triple H only to get his ass handed to him. 5) Instead of strippers as part of the bachelor party, Bradshaw will jump on stage, dance, tie up HHH, and threaten to rape him. 6) At the end of the party, HHH cuts a drunken promo throwing Benoit, Eddie, Kurt, and Rey out of the party for making asses of the industry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 16, 2003 5) Instead of strippers as part of the bachelor party, Bradshaw will jump on stage, dance, tie up HHH, and threaten to rape him. Don't say that, Bradshaw might be reading this right now. If he does this he will be pushed next into the RAW Title feud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2003 4) Hurricane picks a fight with Triple H only to get his ass handed to him. Sad, but true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted September 16, 2003 5) Instead of strippers as part of the bachelor party, Bradshaw will jump on stage, dance, tie up HHH, and threaten to rape him. Don't say that, Bradshaw might be reading this right now. If he does this he will be pushed next into the RAW Title feud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2003 7) HHH pours beer all over RVD's head from behind and laughs at him, saying:"You're not worthy-uhhh of a title shot-uhhhhh, you stoned son of a bitch-uhhhhh!" RVD gets ready to kick HHH in the head, but Steph low blows him from behind. 8) Syxx-Pac swings around on a chandelier and kicks Angle in the face continously if he decides to walk back into the bachelor party to kick HHH's ass after being thrown out with Benoit, Guerrero, and Rey. 9) Hall pukes out beer all over Molly Holly and gets slapped for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Korrosive Report post Posted September 16, 2003 uh, there's going to be girls there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2003 10) HHH gets Vince to put him in the Ironman Match and he wins the title after pedigreeing Angle and Lesnar for 60 minutes straight, winning it with 38 falls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2003 How many bachelor parties have you been to? Of course there'll be girls there! They're called "strippers". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2003 How many bachelor parties have you been to? Of course there'll be girls there! They're called "strippers". The only odd thing with Strippers that I can think off is that Stephanie will be there as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2003 How many bachelor parties have you been to? Of course there'll be girls there! They're called "strippers". The only odd thing with Strippers that I can think off is that Stephanie will be there as well. Saddest part? Vince would watch. Dirty old motherfucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2003 If it was SMH-era Stephanie, I'd be there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted September 16, 2003 This is actually really a sad and telling thread... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JN News 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2003 10) HHH gets Vince to put him in the Ironman Match and he wins the title after pedigreeing Angle and Lesnar for 60 minutes straight, winning it with 38 falls. Has RD Renoylds taught you nothing? DO NOT GIVE VINCE ANY IDEAS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Polish_Rifle Report post Posted September 16, 2003 #?) 45 minutes into the boring party, HHH blames the rest of the "boys" for not watching enough tapes of other bachelor parties in progress, thus causing the downfall of his party's ratings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caliban 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2003 2) While HHH is staggering and stumbling everywhere, HHH goes up to Vince and starts bragging about how far Steph can deepthroat. Vince, who is also a bit tipsy, replies with...."I know pal" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 17, 2003 I'd watch Steph get naked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2003 Can someone sneak in Juventud Guerrera and a trunk full of X for him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2003 Hopefully, somebody crashes the party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MARTYEWR 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2003 Hopefully, somebody crashes the party. Jake Roberts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2003 Everyone's going to get shit faced, a fight will break out, and someone will be fired by the end of the night. And Scott Hall will crash it if anyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2003 Somebody gets drunk & hits on Shannon Moore. "Hi, you're pretty. What's your name? Shannon? Hmmm, voice sounds a bit deep for a chick..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2003 Somebody gets drunk & hits on Shannon Moore. "Hi, you're pretty. What's your name? Shannon? Hmmm, voice sounds a bit deep for a chick..." Poor Shannon Moore. He has a girl's first name and looks like one too, so yeah, he'll obviously be mistakened for a girl by anyone who doesn't know about him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JumpinJackFlash Report post Posted September 17, 2003 HHH is going to get drunk and get his title drunk by pouring beer on it. He then takes his belt to a closet, and uses it to masturbate, thus making it seem he is obsessed with the belt and wants to have sex with it. Goldberg catches HHH doing the nasty, as he had to stay in the closet, until someone knocked on the door and said "Goldberg, its time!" Goldberg leaves the party and the WWE, since he doesn't want to ever have a cum-guzzling gutter slut of a belt around his waist. "HHH, you can keep the title......wait til Vince hears about this! Oh wait, I can't talk to Vince, I'm anti-social. But wait, he's drunk, so I can pretend I'm Stone Cold." Goldberg:Vince....guess what I just saw HHH doing! Vince:What Steve? I love you man! Goldberg:I just saw HHH having an affair with his world title in the closet. Vince:Oh, I'm sure that's legal in North Carolina. Steve, forgetta bout it, have some of your Stevebinders.....or whatever the fuck you call them. Goldberg:What will Steph think? Vince:I'm sure she's fine with it....I mean, there's enough of HHH's YJStinger to go around. Hell, Bradshaw has even had a piece of the action! Goldberg:Okay! This place sucks! I'm going to Japan! At least I can't understand the things they say there. What a shocking few minutes that was! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2003 HHH: Hey, Goldberg, we're playing Seven-uh Minutes in Heaven. Come over here-uh Goldberg: Uh...isn't that game like, for 6th graders ? HHH: Get the hell-uh over here, or no cake-uh and ice cream for you-uh. *Goldberg walks over, and Triple H pushes him into a broom closet and locks the door.* Nash: Man, that was hilarious. Shawn: Yeah, Hunter. You truly are the cerebral assassin. *All 3 do the Wolfpac sign, while everyone else at the party stares at them* HHH: What the hell-uh are you looking at ? I'll let him out before his match-uh. Goldberg: *in the closet* Damn, this looks a lot like my dressing room.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted September 17, 2003 Wow...An adult has his bachelor party, a male ritual...Headed to the greatest thing we can do in life, Join lives with the one we love and what do you guys do...Treat him like he's his on-screen character and is a caricreature of IWC's warped reality... Please, it's fucking pathetic your jealousy and contempt for this man... Oh well Fuck it FUCK HHH! WHOO! God, I am fucking Smark. I love myself... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2003 You just know the stripper is going to put something in HHH's drink and then he's going to end up marrying Test... Either that or Moolah and Mae Young show up for some entertainment. HHH: So uh, where are the strippers uh? Vince: Oh I brought in some incredible talent for you tonight Hunter! HHH: You get the divas to come? Vince: I got the 2 best ones on our roster, you'll enjoy this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jester 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2003 My prediction: HHH leaves Stephanie now that Jennifer Lopez is apparently free. She can do a hell of a lot more for his career. And Hunter can change his name to H-lo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2003 H-Blow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted September 17, 2003 predictions.....this is easy......Triple H goes over.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
