Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary: The New Me said he was going to shoot himself and end the misery. I supported his decision. As well as his decision to first eat some of Games ass hair. Seconded! Dear Diary, 9/18/03 12:16 a.m., There is a mean man I know named Rant. He wants me dead. I love Johnny Cash bandwagon jumpers. They meant alot to my daddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, New Me constantly makes me laugh so hard that random beverages come out my nose. I hate Mexicans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary: The New Me said he was going to shoot himself and end the misery. I supported his decision. As well as his decision to first eat some of Games ass hair. Seconded! Dear Diary, 9/18/03 12:16 a.m., There is a mean man I know named Rant. He wants me dead. I love Johnny Cash bandwagon jumpers. They meant alot to my daddy. You continue to take the word "suck" and shoot it to new realms. Congratulations moron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary: The New Me said he was going to shoot himself and end the misery. I supported his decision. As well as his decision to first eat some of Games ass hair. Seconded! Dear Diary, 9/18/03 12:16 a.m., There is a mean man I know named Rant. He wants me dead. I love Johnny Cash bandwagon jumpers. They meant alot to my daddy. You continue to take the word "suck" and shoot it to new realms. Congratulations moron. Please, rewrite that and start it out, "Dear Diary." Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, Today, I read this weird blog on our site. It's only weird because other people write on it too. It makes me laugh though at some of the silly stuff said there. So I decided to be silly too, like I always am, and make a diary post too. Although what's weird is today I got rid of my Choko avatar and replaced it with a KITTIGAL~! avatar and I broke TSM's heart. But I'm hoping that my new Choko pic in my sig makes TSM feel better. As the cuteness is now more apparent. ~ Dor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/18/03 12:29 p.m., I masterbated....once. Please let me keep my eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, I don't know what I'd do if Choko left TSM. Start drinking, probably. -Jay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary: The New Me said he was going to shoot himself and end the misery. I supported his decision. As well as his decision to first eat some of Games ass hair. Seconded! Dear Diary, 9/18/03 12:16 a.m., There is a mean man I know named Rant. He wants me dead. I love Johnny Cash bandwagon jumpers. They meant alot to my daddy. You continue to take the word "suck" and shoot it to new realms. Congratulations moron. Please, rewrite that and start it out, "Dear Diary." Thanks. Dear Dumbass, WAIT!! ONE MORE SECOND! Fuck you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 You continue to take the word "suck" and shoot it to new realms. Congratulations moron. Irony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/18/03 12:34 a.m., My friend name Johnson learned how to write to a diary today. Johnson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Pirate in White Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Johnson, I hope you get fired from both of your jobs, seeing as you LOVE money so much. Then I hope terrorists break into your home and fuck your wife, and daughter. If you don't have a wife or daughter, I hope you get one, soon, so they can be raped. Because I like seeing you in pain. Because you're dumb. Loser. Also, I hope you reply to this and make yourself look like an even bigger idiot -- but then again, I also hope the sun rises in the East tomorrow. Much love, TMIW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Johnson, I hope you get fired from both of your jobs, seeing as you LOVE money so much. Then I hope terrorists break into your home and fuck your wife, and daughter. If you don't have a wife or daughter, I hope you get one, soon, so they can be raped. Because I like seeing you in pain. Because you're dumb. Loser. Also, I hope you reply to this and make yourself look like an even bigger idiot -- but then again, I also hope the sun rises in the East tomorrow. Much love, TMIW Come on man if you're going to make it personal at least get creative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary: I take it back. Please let Johnson shoot himself even though he is so important to "Fujitsu". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 BLAH BLAH BLAH. You guys are really getting sad here. It isn't like I haven't heard these same tired flames over and over again. I didn't care about them then, and I don't now. Mainly because they suck as bad now as they did the first time I saw them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Pirate in White Report post Posted September 18, 2003 All right: Dear Diary, I hope wild monkeys break into Johnson's office and fuck his ear, causing his tiny, tiny brain to get scrambled, so he gets fired, and spends the rest of his days jacking off to thoughts of his dad and Johnny Cash buttfucking. Not that that's much different than how things are now. Love and Kisses, President William Howard Taft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 18, 2003 BLAH BLAH BLAH. You guys are really getting sad here. It isn't like I haven't heard these same tired flames over and over again. I didn't care about them then, and I don't now. Mainly because they suck as bad now as they did the first time I saw them. And here you were doing so well with the diary blog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 All right: Dear Diary, I hope wild monkeys break into Johnson's office and fuck his ear, causing his tiny, tiny brain to get scrambled, so he gets fired, and spends the rest of his days jacking off to thoughts of his dad and Johnny Cash buttfucking. Not that that's much different than how things are now. Love and Kisses, President William Howard Taft You are getting better but you still have alot of work. Chin Up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Chin Up! *wipes tear from eye* That's what daddy used to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Chin Up! *wipes tear from eye* That's what daddy used to say. That's a pretty cheesy thing to say to your kid. You dad must have been a douche. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 18, 2003 You dad must have been a douche. That's it folks. I'm here on Sundays, thanks for coming out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 You dad must have been a douche. That's it folks. I'm here on Sundays, thanks for coming out. Just answer this question douche jr., why do you have to change my post? My money is that he sucks at flaming and has to attempt to get an edge up. Any takers!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 18, 2003 You dad must have been a douche. That's it folks. I'm here on Sundays, thanks for coming out. Just answer this question douche jr., why do you have to change my post? My money is that he sucks at flaming and has to attempt to get an edge up. Any takers!? Take a look at your post. That's what YOU wrote! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Whoops! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Chin Up! *wipes tear from eye* That's what daddy used to say. That's a pretty cheesy thing to say to your kid. You dad must have been a douche. Take a look at your post. That's what YOU wrote! What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Why is he strictly forbidden to change your posts, but when you change his handle in a quote, we're supposed to immediately fall to our knees and felate you for your amazing humor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Is that his pet name for me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Why is he strictly forbidden to change your posts, but when you change his handle in a quote, we're supposed to immediately fall to our knees and felate you for your amazing humor? What's good for the goose is good for the gander. But if you are that stupid, it's an attempt to show him how stupid it is, with the hopes he'll realize and decease. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2003 ...it's an attempt to show him how stupid it is, with the hopes he'll realize and decease. This has been tried with you repeatedly, and I think we all know how that's turned out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Why is he strictly forbidden to change your posts, but when you change his handle in a quote, we're supposed to immediately fall to our knees and felate you for your amazing humor? I like geese. So??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary. I've had the most aweful day, it's a miricle that I'm still alive. Firstly I went to work at the seven eleven when some rabid screaching monkeys broke through the window. I noticed one had quite a sizeable erection. This monkey pinned me down and forcefully inserted his penis into my ear. "out, out of my ear you filthy cretin!" I exclaimed..... but to no avail. soon his creamy monkey juices trickled into my cochlea and slowly seeped into my brain causing carcinogenesis of my midbrain which abruptly and visciously started scrambling my cranium. "Oh dear!" I shreiked in horror as the store manager huffed into the shop, his face a red pool of anger. Surely if the manager saw this mess I would indeed be fired. "I'm sorry sir, I did not expect to be ravaged by a monkey in this late hour of the day." But alas I was fired anyway. now I sit at my desk, flashes of a naked Johnny Cash pass through my head as I type this. And my father......... what a pretty couple they make.......... I must conclude my writting now as I feel the insatiable need to wack off furiously. Yours with passion and sencerity Kevin Johnson....why me?!?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
