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Guest The Old Me
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Dear Diary,

 

We have some "new" guy here...tell him snow sucks and we like hot weather. Make him believe, diary.

 

 

The New Me

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Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

I should just change my name to, "The Me."

 

The New Me

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Change it to Pooh. That was good.

I don't see you doing anything tigger! You first!!

Posted

Dear Diary,

 

These two guys ^^^ are so lame. Make the pain stop. Also, where the fuck is my snow?

 

Tired and ornery,

 

- Hoff

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Diary,

 

Tell Mr n00b ^^^ to go pleasure himself to thoughts of snow. I have a job interview today. Yay.

 

Happy kindasorta,

 

The New Me aka Pooh.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Dear New Me,

 

You are stupid. Your rapping is stupid. And mother jokes don't offend me. Don't try so hard.

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

 

Please tell the fat camp reject to stop trying to be such an 80's retro fag/evil person/horror movie king and it makes people see that he is lame.

 

 

Pooh

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Dear New Me,

 

I'am an 80's retro fag/evil person/horror movie jackass. You should meet me in real life to confirm this.

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

Guest The Old Me
Posted

AHEM.....

 

Dear Diary,

 

This is now Pooh's blog. The New Me is dead. Bitchass stole my honey. Fag.

 

The REAL New Me,

 

Pooh

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Dear Mr. Pooh,

 

"Pooh Me" sounds like you have a shit fetish. And besides I stole your honey and ate it.

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Dear justsoyouknow,

Re: Your latest post!

 

I don't know. I never did know. I never will know.

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

 

P.S. It's Plushy Al you morons!

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Dear justsoyouknow,

Re: Latest comment

 

I plan to do it when I'm out of debt. I'm $5,000 in debt, and Washington Mutual is out to kill me. I wouldn't be in this mess if I had a job, but no one wants to hire my incompetent ass!

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Dear justsoyouknow,

Re: Latest comment

 

I plan to do it when I'm out of debt. I'm $5,000 in debt, and Washington Mutual is out to kill me. I wouldn't be in this mess if I had a job, but no one wants to hire my incompetent ass!

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

Dear Diary,

 

When in doubt, don't hire the fat kid.

 

With words of wisdom,

 

Pooh

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Dear Pooh,

Re: Kid?

 

How is the age of 20 considered a kid? What is the age limit? My "friend" may plead guilty and only serve five years in prison.

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

Tell junior, to fuck himself.

 

Pooh

Guest The Old Me
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

I got a job today. I don't start until the 17th. I feel good, yet sad. Ease my pain, diary.

 

Unsure,

 

Pooh.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Dear Diary,

 

I got a job today. I don't start until the 17th. I feel good, yet sad. Ease my pain, diary.

 

Unsure,

 

Pooh.

You're not the New Me. And congrats about the job, I am extremely and sincerely happy for you.

Guest The Old Me
Posted
Dear Diary,

 

I got a job today.  I don't start until the 17th.  I feel good, yet sad.  Ease my pain, diary. 

 

Unsure,

 

Pooh.

You're not the New Me. And congrats about the job, I am extremely and sincerely happy for you.

Thanks much. It was a nice vacation I had, and I'll surely be livin' it up next week.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Dear Diary,

 

Still no job. I hate the fuckin' [edited out to prevent banning]. There's going to be Hell to pay if I even see one.

 

 

Plushy Al Logan

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