Snoop Dogg's MTV Show

[Guest Domin8]

Hey!

 

Just wanted to get people's opinions on Snoop Dogg's Televizzle programme thing on MTV. I think it's great, if I can remember the name. I can't wait for Bam Margera's new show to come out in October...

 

For a laugh, go to this address

 

www.asksnoop.com

 

This will take to the Shizzolater. Type in any website address in the box, then it will come out as if Snoop himself wrote it...try it on this post, or any other post, it's funny.

 

Dominizzle

[Ripper 0]

White supremacist robot...

 

remember who said it first when it all comes to light.

 

 

Snoop Dogg is a white supremacist robot.

[Papacita 0]

I watched it once a couple of weeks ago, and it was ok...nothing too funny. Snoop had me dying though when he was riding around in those carts with the senior citizens and started throwing up signs.

 

As for the Shizzolator...that's pretty cool. Gotta lose reading JHawk's Televizzle reports here at TSM.

[ant_7000 0]

I will now no longer Call him Snoop Dogg, He well be known to me as Sambo Dogg.

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I will now no longer Call him Snoop Dogg, He well be known to me as Sambo Dogg.

Outside of this one sketch about the race card, the show I saw really wasn't bad...well no worse than half of these black entertainers running around here. What he do to make you call him Sambo?

[ant_7000 0]

I will now no longer Call him Snoop Dogg, He well be known to me as Sambo Dogg.

Outside of this one sketch about the race card, the show I saw really wasn't bad...well no worse than half of these black entertainers running around here. What he do to make you call him Sambo?

To be honest I've only watched 2 or 3 of his shows and the first things I thought:

 

1. the show is not funny at all

2. Sambo Dogg plays these stereotypical characters on his show

ex: Pimp with the fucked up teeth

 

Example: There is this one where Sambo Dogg was talking about black people in the hood don't have resort into selling drugs and then it shows them doing legit jobs like a Paperboy who hides his drugs in newspapers and he save up enough to get a truck from selling newspapers.

 

Oh, Suprised that nobody touched on him at the MTV Awards and him having two dumb broads on leashes.

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Example: There is this one where Sambo Dogg was talking about black people in the hood don't have resort into selling drugs and then it shows them doing legit jobs like a Paperboy who hides his drugs in newspapers and he save up enough to get a truck from selling newspapers.

 

Oh, Suprised that nobody touched on him at the MTV Awards and him having two dumb broads on leashes.

I didn't see either (I barely watch MTV), but that's fucked up. I dunno...I can see you being upset, but really, I stopped expecting sensible things to come from these entertainers a long time ago, so I'm never really surprised at the ignorant stuff they put out.

[Ripper 0]

Just a review of my Robot theory.

 

 

No one human being can actually be living proof of that many stereotypes without exploding. Therefore, I believe that Snoop Dogg is actually a robot created by white supremacist. When ever a black person starts disproving all the stereotypes, they press a button and Snoop walks out with a big metal cup, looks at the camera and says "Where the ho's at cousin?" and a pimp following him around. I actually believe that the BIG METAL CUP is a antenna used to catch the commands of his racist creators.

 

I use his show, the introduction of "izzle"(which I believe is a language that only he and his creators can truely understand which is why no one really talks like that) and the GIrls Gone Wild thing as proof that his only goal is to ensure that the black race cannot move to high up.

 

So in actuality, another seemly robot, Suge Knight, is actually out to stop the evil Snoop and save black people. That's why he keeps getting arrested...to keep his mouth shut.

[Papacita 0]

I use his show, the introduction of "izzle"(which I believe is a language that only he and his creators can truely understand which is why no one really talks like that)

I know it's kinda trivial, but didn't E-40 start that? He was the first person I really heard say "izzle".

 

And if Suge is the savior of black folks, I'd rather be Chinese.

[Guest Flyboy]

I think Snoop is trying too much like Chappelle in the Chappelle Show and he fails pretty damn bad at it.

[Nevermortal 0]

Snoop's show was funny the first few times I saw it, but its been sucking lately.

[DangerousDamon 0]

Just a review of my Robot theory.

 

 

No one human being can actually be living proof of that many stereotypes without exploding. Therefore, I believe that Snoop Dogg is actually a robot created by white supremacist. When ever a black person starts disproving all the stereotypes, they press a button and Snoop walks out with a big metal cup, looks at the camera and says "Where the ho's at cousin?" and a pimp following him around. I actually believe that the BIG METAL CUP™ is a antenna used to catch the commands of his racist creators.

 

I use his show, the introduction of "izzle"(which I believe is a language that only he and his creators can truely understand which is why no one really talks like that) and the GIrls Gone Wild thing as proof that his only goal is to ensure that the black race cannot move to high up.

 

So in actuality, another seemly robot, Suge Knight, is actually out to stop the evil Snoop and save black people. That's why he keeps getting arrested...to keep his mouth shut.

BIG METAL CUP? it's a pimp cup man. get it right..........

[Cuban Linx 0]

I didn't mind the show, but i've only seen it once or twice, i'm sure if i watched it more i'd grow tired of it.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

That asksnoop thing rules...