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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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You guys are whacked out on goofballs.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Inc drunk is more entertaining than Inc sober.

 

Just wanted to share.

Alcohol is a crutch for the weak.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
I'm actually surly when I'm drunk, not bizarre.

Surliness can get bizarre.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Would you like to be Journey pals? I have a soft spot for those guys.

Guest TheGame2705
Posted
I'm actually surly when I'm drunk, not bizarre.

Surliness can get bizarre.

And becoming bizarre can win you the Royal Rumble

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Kinetic's Fan Club

Quit pretending you don't hang off my sack.

I hang.

  • 2 months later...
Posted

I saw this really fat beast of a woman today. As if her fraying pink sweatpants and greasy hair pulled back in a ratty ponytail weren't horrifying enough, her shirt sent me over the edge. First, it was too damn small, causing her enormous gut to stick out in a most rude manner; secondly, her shirt read MY FACE IS UP HERE, with an arrow pointing to her face, lest you were confused, or you didn't actually want to look at her bulbous belly and fat, sagging tits.

 

That brings me to why I'm so infuriated/disgusted. The idea of that shirt is that the wearer acknowledges that she is well-endowed in the boob dept., and that men would more likely stare at them than in her face. The shirt is stupid enough, so it doesn't need this woman donning it. Why would I want to look at her flapjack tits, anyway? They were like somebody took a couple of garbage bags and filled them with raw meat! I don't want to see that! No one does!

 

Fuck.

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OH SHERRY, OUR LOVE

HOLDS ON, HOLDS ON

OH SHERRY, OUR LOVE

HOLDS ON, HOLDS ON

back when my mother was a waitress at black angus in phoenix, she worked with the girl this song was written for. thankfully, steve perry never wrote a song about my mother.

  • 6 months later...
Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

I don't know but you should fuck them all. Sew your oats Inca

 

Well don't fuck them if they're actual dirty Hot Topic people. I walked by a Hot Topic and the girl working in it had her neck pierced. If you're just using Hot Topic to relate to their age though and they look like innocent well endowed young teens then fuck them all and let god sort it out.

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