Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2003 "Tony Parker just threw the worst pass in the history of the Spurs organization." "That was a foul." "On who, Bill?" "The game of basketball." "LAKERS ONLY DOWN BY 18 WITH 2 MINUTES LEFT TO GO. KOBE BRYANT WILL PUT THIS LAKER TEAM ON HIS SHOULDERS AND CARRY THEM TO A VICTORY!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2003 "Tony Parker just threw the worst pass in the history of the Spurs organization." "LAKERS ONLY DOWN BY 18 WITH 2 MINUTES LEFT TO GO. KOBE BRYANT WILL PUT THIS LAKER TEAM ON HIS SHOULDERS AND CARRY THEM TO A VICTORY!" More like the Tony Schiavone of basketball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2003 Except no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2003 Except Bobby Heenan is funny and Bill Walton is just an ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2003 "Bring it DOWN" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2003 Can you imagine what it's gonna be like this year with his son on the Lakers? Come on Fisher, throw the ball to my kid! Throw it down, Luke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bricks Report post Posted September 21, 2003 I think it was a week earlier, Kobe had like 40 in a half or some insane amount like that. Anyways, Shawn Bradley hits 2 jumpers in a row and then Walton goes... "Look out Kobe, Shawn Bradley is threatening your record" or something like that. It seems on every Mavs game, Walton just rags on Bradley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Deebo Report post Posted September 21, 2003 "Kobe Bryant is a master of basketball and the human spirit" "Keith Closs(former Clipper) has taken over this game and has made himself a premier player in the league" -- After a 13 point 8 rebound game for Closs. He is no longer in the NBA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted September 21, 2003 "Dennis Rodman is one of the best passing forwards in the history of basketball" do this in a Walton voice for full effect. "The Spurs are the most ferocious defensive team in the history of the NBA. Stephen Jackson is just flying all over the court right now." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2003 This would be a perfect thread for audio. The quotes would sound so much funnier if you could hear Walton himself saying them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2004 How did I miss THIS one? "If Sam Cassell isn't on this year's All-Star team, it will go down as the greatest travesty in the history of Western Civilization." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2004 On Phil Jackson taking the blame for LA losing to Atlanta: "I think that's unfair. I mean, how many free throws did Phil Jackson miss?" During the 1st round of the playoffs (Miami vs. New Orleans): "Tractor Traylor is treating the Miami defense like a buffet line." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2004 Bill Walton was so last year. It's now all about Steven A. Smith as the man who is the world's biggest basketball announcer fool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jorge Gorgeous 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2004 Bill Walton was so last year. It's now all about Steven A. Smith as the man who is the world's biggest basketball announcer fool. SLAVA MEDVADENKO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2004 On PTI yesterday they made Scott Van Pelt do his Stephen A. Smith impression while discussing golf. It was good. "SLAVA MED-VE-DENKO!?!" indeed. Where's he gonna end up anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2004 Scott Van Pelt did a near perfect impression! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2004 The real test will be Stuart Scott. AHHHHHH HIS EYE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2004 The best Stu Scott impression was done by Ray Romano on SNL "Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strummer 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2004 The best Stu Scott impression was done by Ray Romano on SNL "Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy" That was actually Tim Meadows impersonating Stu. That sketch was hilarious and even the anchors on SC would quote it from time to time after it aired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
