The One and Only WWE Unforgiven 2003 Thread

[Jobber of the Week 0]

WELCOME TO STARRCADE: FUTURE SHOCK!

 

 

STING: 3

RIC FLAIR: 3

SHANE MCMAHON: 1

MUTA: 0

Why did this make me laugh so much?

Because I plugged Shane instead of bringing back painful memories of Lex Luger, of course.

[AndrewTS 0]

So, the Triple Threat isn't going to be the MOTN?

Of course it is. What's been better?

I was thinking HBK wrestling himself w/ Orton in the ring.

[NYU 0]

RVD looks like a jobber. Y2J had him beat with the Walls, X saves. X has him pinned, Y2J saves.

Please. This is RVD looking like a WWE SUPERSTAR, by gawd.

 

For the jobber-RVD, please find WWE Raw from 2 weeks ago. You know, it was that thrilling cage match with Kane. Yep, Kane. The same monster who, by gawd, get his ass kicked by that raised-from-the-streets thug Shane McMahon.

[Insane Bump Machine 0]

Anyone think that they don't go all out to not overshadows HHH and Goldberg later? Just a theory.

[Guest wrestlingbs]

This crowd is deader than Scott Kieths sex life.

 

Seriously, have they burried this match on purpose?

Ah man that's low.

 

And you already know the answer to that question.

[Downhome 0]

That is the smallest reaction I've ever seen for a SuperPlex.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Pretty crisp superplex right here.

 

LOL at Nick Patrick forgetting the rules.

[DangerousDamon 0]

not even a superplex could wake up the crowd. a fucking superplex. that would at least get some cheers.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

What are the matches left??? Me thinks HHH and Goldie are getting at least 15 minutes. That can't be good.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Jericho looks legit hurt...

[SamoaRowe 0]

Nice 5-Star! I'm liking this a little more.

[Guest mickberna]

THAT was cool.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

NOW they wake up...

[Guest wrestlingbs]

Jericho looks legit hurt...

Fuck no!

[DangerousDamon 0]

and they wake the fuck up

[SamoaRowe 0]

Jericho looks legit hurt...

If Jericho is hurt, I'll be majorly depressed! On a side note, this has turned into a good match

[CanadianChris 0]

Wasn't Xtian covering Jericho for about a 20-count before the *****FS?

[Insane Bump Machine 0]

That 5 Star Spot made no sense. Christian had Jericho pinned the whole time.

[NYU 0]

Never saw that before.

 

Beautiful move.

[AndrewTS 0]

What are the matches left??? Me thinks HHH and Goldie are getting at least 15 minutes. That can't be good.

Announcers

Egoweight Title Match.

[Fökai 0]

Holy shit.

 

Electric chair/powerbomb combo.

[Repo Man jr 0]

Crowd is popping big now

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

X RETAINS~!

[Repo Man jr 0]

Xtian pins RVD with belt shot as he does the 5 star

[Fökai 0]

That top-rope bump by everybody got the crowd going again.

[DangerousDamon 0]

ugh. that match was not that good.

[SamoaRowe 0]

Ouch, Christian wins! Whoo hoo!

 

J.R.: "It wasn't a pretty match."

 

How would J.R. know, seeing as he wasn't paying any attention to it.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

That takes the title as worst WWE non-gimmick match I've seen in my life, beating Nathan Jones' one debut match and Benoit vs Rhyno 1.

[Fökai 0]

And RVD is 0-6 in PPV's this year, yes?

[NYU 0]

Well, now you know Jericho,Christian, and RVD are going to walk in the back and Vince is going to blame them for killing the Hershey crowd.

 

Vince: Well, guys, you really blew it. Why are you all so vanilla ? Why can't you be more exciting like my boy, Randy Orton ? Huh ? Get OUT OF MY FACE !!

 

......

 

Vince: Okay, Coach and Al. You're on. Better than those 3 pieces of shit.