iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Just letting you know...I'm not going to that adhole, so maybe if one of you kind souls feel like it...there ya go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Popup killers are our friend. A red carpet was put down in the ring for the WWE Championship presentation to Brock Lesnar. Vince McMahon and Sable came out to the ring, but Kurt Angle's music hit, and Angle came out. Vince said he expected Angle to come out and bitch about his loss, and told Angle that he was going to have to work his way back up the ladder if he wants a title shot. Angle said he was there to "kick Brock's ass" and said either Brock could come to the ring, or he could go to the back and find him. John Cena came out instead, and cut a rap on Angle for losing the title, and told Angle that he "sucks". Angle beat up Cena, tossing him from the ring, and Cena retreated. Since Brock would not come to the ring, Angle went to the back to look for him. Angle broke into Brock's dressing room, but Brock was not there, so Angle trashed the room. As Angle was leaving the room, Cena attacked Angle and ran off. When Angle got up, he went off in pursuit of Cena. John Cena ran from the building, got in a car and left. Kurt Angle ran out, saw him driving off, and commandeered Vince McMahon's limo to follow him. Los Guerreros defeated Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore to retain the WWE Tag Team Championship when Eddie pinned Moore with a frog splash. After the match, as Chavo was leaving, Matt Hardy gave Eddie the Twist Of Fate onto one of the tag title belts. Chavo ran back in to make the save, but Charlie Haas came in from the crowd and knocked Chavo from the ring. Haas then put Eddie in the Haas Of Pain. It had been announced earlier that Eddie was going to have to defend the U.S. Title against Haas later tonight. A-Train came to the ring and got on the mic, ripping on the fans in Philadelphia and even getting in Tazz' face. He said he is tired of hearing how he can't beat Chris Benoit. A-Train ended up beating on the timekeeper before Benoit came out. The two brawled, and Benoit locked on the Crippler Crossface. A-Train broke the hold, standing up out of it, and tossed Benoit to the floor. A-Train then cracked Benoit with a chair, leaving him laying. Backstage, Eddie Guerrero was in pain from the Charlie Haas attack. The trainer said perhaps he shouldn't wrestle tonight, but Eddie told the trainer not to tell him what to do. Eddie walked off, determined to wrestle, with Chavo supporting him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Okay, so the show is in progress still...I was doubtful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted September 24, 2003 so far it's good... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Backstage, Vince McMahon told a production assistant that they would be having the WWE Title presentation to Brock Lesnar tonight. Josh Matthews interviewed Charlie Haas. Haas said that he took out Eddie Guerrero tonight just like the Guerreros took out his partner Shelton Benjamin last week. He vowed to take the Unites States Title tonight, the same way the Guerreros took his Tag Team Title last week. In a really good, and long, match, Yoshihiro Tajiri defeated Rey Mysterio to win the Cruiserweight Championship. Tajiri spewed red mist at Rey and delivered a kick to the head for the win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tpww7 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Backstage, Vince McMahon told a production assistant that they would be having the WWE Title presentation to Brock Lesnar tonight. Josh Matthews interviewed Charlie Haas. Haas said that he took out Eddie Guerrero tonight just like the Guerreros took out his partner Shelton Benjamin last week. He vowed to take the Unites States Title tonight, the same way the Guerreros took his Tag Team Title last week. In a really good, and long, match, Yoshihiro Tajiri defeated Rey Mysterio to win the Cruiserweight Championship. Tajiri spewed red mist at Rey and delivered a kick to the head for the win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Ahem, toes are being stepped on here pal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 "In a really good, and long, match, Yoshihiro Tajiri defeated Rey Mysterio to win the Cruiserweight Championship. Tajiri spewed red mist at Rey and delivered a kick to the head for the win." OH NO! Tajiri has tuberculosis! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted September 24, 2003 He. How long is "LONG" if this was a FAN'S opinion that could be 7 minutes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted September 24, 2003 In a really good, and long, match, Yoshihiro Tajiri defeated Rey Mysterio to win the Cruiserweight Championship. Tajiri spewed red mist at Rey and delivered a kick to the head for the win. Well, that was unexpected. Interesting though. I'm glad that Tajiri wasn't forgotten and dropped off the card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Velocity spoilers while I wait for the next segment to be up. Three different Wrestlemania videos were shown on the big screen. - In a dark match, Spanky & Paul London defeated Bill Gator & Travis Ponco. - Tazz received a large "ECW" chant when he came out to do commentary for Velocity. Velocity matches: - Billy Kidman defeated Nunzio with a shooting star press. - Rhyno pinned Orlando Jordan following a gore. Sean O'Haire pinned Crowbar/Devon Storm. Sho Funaki & Ultimo Dragon defeated Joey Matthews & Jason Vortello. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted September 24, 2003 I think Eddy might lose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Jamie Noble & Bradshaw defeated The Basham Brothers by disqualification. Bradshaw hit the Clothesline From Hell on Doug and Shaniqua ran in and hit Bradshaw for the DQ. During the match, Shaniqua clotheslined Nidia on the floor. Charlie Haas vs. Eddie Guerrero for the U.S. Title is next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted September 24, 2003 What happened to Farrooq? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Why are Jamie Noble and Bradshaw teaming up? Where's Faarooq? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 LONDON WINS! LONDON WINS! LONDON WINS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Sean O'Haire pinned Crowbar/Devon Storm. This was on Velocity? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 So Albert made the crossface look like a joke? Great....here's to a feud where he becomes Benoit's bitch...has he ever even beaten Benoit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 No- Benoit has beaten A-Train 5 times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crippler Crossface 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 *jumps into the lively spoilers thread* It looks like Cena/Angle has started, but I havent' seen anything concerning Taker/Brock, so I'm expecting a run-in or interruption during the presentation by the Dead Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 In a perfect world, A-Train will never beat Benoit. In the real world, A-Train will probably win the blow-off match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted September 24, 2003 So Albert made the crossface look like a joke? This board never ceases to amaze me. A-Train has went for that exact same counter at least three different times. Each time that I've seen him attempt it, Benoit has reversed it right back into the Crossface. God forbid A-Train get it to work once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 So Albert made the crossface look like a joke? This board never ceases to amaze me. A-Train has went for that exact same counter at least three different times. Each time that I've seen him attempt it, Benoit has reversed it right back into the Crossface. God forbid A-Train get it to work once. No kidding. It's like if a worker's finisher fails them once, everyone complains that the finisher has lost all credibility no matter how many times it worked in the past. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted September 24, 2003 No, they only do it when it happens to a "smark darling." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 No, they only do it when it happens to a "smark darling." So... only when it happens to Chris Benoit, John Cena, AJ Styles, Paul London, Rey Mysterio, and a few others? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crippler Crossface 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 No, they only do it when it happens to a "smark darling." So... only when it happens to Chris Benoit, John Cena, AJ Styles, Paul London, Rey Mysterio, and a few others? Personally, it doesn't matter if it's once, but to some people, kicking out of a move once ruins all credibility of that move and makes it "look weak". I'm not saying anything you guys don't already know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted September 24, 2003 I'd say that right now, the top of the "Smark Darling" list is plastered with Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle & Eddie Guerrero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 No, they only do it when it happens to a "smark darling." So... only when it happens to Chris Benoit, John Cena, AJ Styles, Paul London, Rey Mysterio, and a few others? Personally, it doesn't matter if it's once, but to some people, kicking out of a move once ruins all credibility of that move and makes it "look weak". I can agree on certain instances. When Undertaker no sold both of Rey Mysterio's finishers, Rey looked pretty weak. Overall though, I don't think it hurts the credibility of a move when someone counters it or kicks out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Footage of Rock at his Hollywood premiere for "The Rundown" was shown. It was announced that there would be an update on Zach Gowen next week. Big Show defeated Arch Kincaid & John Walters in a handicap match. Show then joined Tazz and Michael Cole to provide commentary. Vince McMahon was about to have some fun with Sable when Stephanie McMahon showed up in the office and reminded Vince that she won't quit her job as General Manager. Eddie Guerrero defeated Charlie Haas with a frog splash to retain the U.S. Title. Big Show attacked Guerrero before the match and tossed him into the ringpost back first. The story of the match was Haas working on Guerrero's back. Near the end, Haas tried to use the title belt, but the referee stopped him. There was a ref bump, and Haas charged at Guerrero, but Eddie had grabbed the belt and draped it over a corner. Guerrero sidestepped Haas, who collided with the belt in the corner. Eddie then delivered the splash for the pin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Sounds like they are really starting to try to make a star out of Guerrero. A feud with the Big Show.... hmm, I hadn't even considered that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
