LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 I figured I'll go ahead and start the prediction thread since it seems all the matches have been announced after IZ tonight. I'm pretty sure no new matches are being announced on Thursday. If so we can add them in. Dirty Deeds September 28, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Colvid & Axel Triple Cage Match for the OAOAST Contract: Blurricane Vs. Bizarro Blurricane Farewell Match: Zack Malibu Vs. Spider Poet Stairway to Hell Match for the X Title: Ragdoll Vs. Mad Matt Last Man Standing Match for the North American Title: Puerto Rican Lightning Vs. K-Ness Sly Summers Vs. Crystal Jailbait Vs. Jingus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zoidberg 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Dirty Deeds September 28, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay Winner: Cal Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Colvid & Axel Winners: Axel and Colvid Triple Cage Match for the OAOAST Contract: Blurricane Vs. Bizarro Blurricane Winner: Blurricane Farewell Match: Zack Malibu Vs. Spider Poet Winner: Spider Poet Stairway to Hell Match for the X Title: Ragdoll Vs. Mad Matt Winner: What? I can't predict my own match! DUH!~ Last Man Standing Match for the North American Title: Puerto Rican Lightning Vs. K-Ness Winner: PRL Sly Summers Vs. Crystal Winner: Crystal, but only if she dresses really sexily Jailbait Vs. Jingus Winner: Jingus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay Winner: My Man Calvin Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Colvid & Axel Winners: Totally Endorsed, of course! Triple Cage Match for the OAOAST Contract: Blurricane Vs. Bizarro Blurricane Winner: I'm going to go with Blurricane on this one. Farewell Match: Zack Malibu Vs. Spider Poet Winner: SP pulls one out in the final match of his career Stairway to Hell Match for the X Title: Ragdoll Vs. Mad Matt Winner: Matt, my former partner Last Man Standing Match for the North American Title: Puerto Rican Lightning Vs. K-Ness Winner: PRL, cause he was Calvins tag partner Sly Summers Vs. Crystal Winner: Sly, but only because he's in TE. If he wasn't I'd go with everyones favourite girl in OAOAST. Jailbait Vs. Jingus Winner: Jingus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay - JAY~! or Calvin, most probably. Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Colvid & Axel - Da DM's Triple Cage Match for the OAOAST Contract: Blurricane Vs. Bizarro Blurricane - Blurrrrricane Farewell Match: Zack Malibu Vs. Spider Poet - Sentiment suggests SP...perhaps a draw? Stairway to Hell Match for the X Title: Ragdoll Vs. Mad Matt - Ragdoll Last Man Standing Match for the North American Title: Puerto Rican Lightning Vs. K-Ness - PRL Sly Summers Vs. Crystal - Sly Jailbait Vs. Jingus - I'm writing this...so...yeah...stuff happens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay Calvin squeaks by somehow Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Colvid & Axel Axel and Colvid, to continue the T.E. dominance Triple Cage Match for the OAOAST Contract: Blurricane Vs. Bizarro Blurricane Blurricane Farewell Match: Zack Malibu Vs. Spider Poet Alfdogg Stairway to Hell Match for the X Title: Ragdoll Vs. Mad Matt Mad Matt Last Man Standing Match for the North American Title: Puerto Rican Lightning Vs. K-Ness PRL Sly Summers Vs. Crystal Crystal Jailbait Vs. Jingus Jailbait Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Report post Posted September 24, 2003 The hell? NO ONE has picked me? Don't you guys believe in the essential "good over evil" dynamic that has been a staple of wrestling for decades? *realizes most of these people watch Raw* ...Yeah, I wouldn't bet one me either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 It's probably more the fact that Calvin hasn't won a match since winning the Title. Damn you writers, we demand Calvin to look strong! How hard is it?! And clean finishes, too! Can't a match just END CLEANLY?! YOU DON'T NEED TO END A MATCH WITH INTERFERENCE AND/OR A DISQUALIFICATION~! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE HEAT IN AN INTERNET WRESTLING FEDERATION! ...rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Why is Caboose not on the card? oh wait... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay Winner: Calvin. Why: Hasn't won a match since winning the title. Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Colvid & Axel Winner: TE Why: Because TE needs to have all the gold coming to them. It only makes sense. Triple Cage Match for the OAOAST Contract: Blurricane Vs. Bizarro Blurricane Winner: Blurricane Why: This is going to be the last match of the fued (I'm assuming) and one can only assuming that. Farewell Match: Zack Malibu Vs. Spider Poet Winner: Zack Malibu Why: As much as SP should get a good win as a farewell, has ANY leaving star actually got the win? Stairway to Hell Match for the X Title: Ragdoll Vs. Mad Matt Winner: Ragdoll Why: Cause of SPOILERS WHICH I WILL NOT POST~! Last Man Standing Match for the North American Title: Puerto Rican Lightning Vs. K-Ness Winner: PRL. Why: Because of SPOILERS WHICH I WILL NOT POST~! Sly Summers Vs. Crystal Winner: Sly Why: Because ... no, I don't have a reason. Jailbait Vs. Jingus Winner: Jingus. Why: No reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay - Calvin Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Colvid & Axel - The Dream Machines Triple Cage Match for the OAOAST Contract: Blurricane Vs. Bizarro Blurricane - Blurricane Farewell Match: Zack Malibu Vs. Spider Poet - Zack Stairway to Hell Match for the X Title: Ragdoll Vs. Mad Matt - Ragdoll Last Man Standing Match for the North American Title: Puerto Rican Lightning Vs. K-Ness - K-Ness Sly Summers Vs. Crystal - Crystal Jailbait Vs. Jingus - Jailbait Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Pre-Booking thoughts Dirty Deeds September 28, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay -We've never had a 1 month reign...save for Alfdogg. The champ has always gotten 1 PPV win, so I'm betting nothing has changed. I don't think Jay's winning, but I don't think this feud is ending either. Calvin by heinosity that keeps it going to Worlds Without End Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Colvid & Axel Colvid and Axel are great wrestlers, but they're a brand new team. Dream Machines have been around and together since they came IN, and that's the deciding factor. They established #1 status being both FA and TR, and I don't see them falling to a rookie team Dream Machines win clean Triple Cage Match for the OAOAST Contract: Blurricane Vs. Bizarro Blurricane Build for this match has been for Blurricane to win back his contract, and I think Bizarro has played his part. Easiest pick of the night. Blurricane wins by Bizarro's Sick Bump (OMG EWR~!) Farewell Match: Zack Malibu Vs. Spider Poet Alfdogg, how would he win? Seriously Zack... Anyways, in Poet's first two meetings with Zack, he has been a bad guy and he has lost. Now that he's good, corporate, and married, Poet wanted one last shot at Zack Malibu, the mountain he cannot climb. Zack's needing to reestablish himself. Face it. Zack losing hurts him more than it hurts Poet. Zack will not lose two PPV's in a row. Like everyone else, Poet loses in his retirement match. The two hug afterwards though (awww) Stairway to Hell Match for the X Title: Ragdoll Vs. Mad Matt Ragdoll has a new valet, and her addition during this PPV cycle means that Ragdoll will win. Sorry Matt. Ragdoll by valet interference at some point. Last Man Standing Match for the North American Title: Puerto Rican Lightning Vs. K-Ness K-Ness has turned back challenge after challenge until LC started in on him, not even allowing for a legal title match for a very long time. I think PRL has the psychological advantage right now. I see K-ness unbalanced, and he will try something high risk that wont work PRL wins the belt. Sly Summers Vs. Crystal Crystal is old. Sly is new. Sly wins. Easy! Jailbait Vs. Jingus Sheesh. I'm partisan in this one. Storyline terms, Jingus is my bud. IRL terms, Jingus is my bud. He's big and nasty, and Jailbait isn't. Sadly, Dan Black will factor into this match, and I wonder if I will too. Jailbait beats the DevilMod, but this aint over. I predict Joseph takes offense, and you see a tag match at WWE between Black/Jailbait and SJ/Jingus. /ooc I have no idea about that, im just shooting my mouth off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Like everyone else, Poet loses in his retirement match. The two hug afterwards though (awww) Cute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 I appreciate you bringing up my horrible kayfabe record, SS. That said, my only picks are Sly, Axel and Colvid, and Poet. Thank you and goodnight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay -We've never had a 1 month reign...save for Alfdogg. The champ has always gotten 1 PPV win, so I'm betting nothing has changed. I don't think Jay's winning, but I don't think this feud is ending either. No, CWM had the shortest title reign, and he didn't have a successful PPV defense. It's funny, because everyone refers to ALFDOGG as the worst champ, but he held it from late July to September, with a PPV defense and strong showings otherwise. CWM, on the other hand, lost to Anglesault in October and set up the LAME~! aWo reunion. So CWM is the TRUE OAOAST transitional champion! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay -We've never had a 1 month reign...save for Alfdogg. The champ has always gotten 1 PPV win, so I'm betting nothing has changed. I don't think Jay's winning, but I don't think this feud is ending either. No, CWM had the shortest title reign, and he didn't have a successful PPV defense. It's funny, because everyone refers to ALFDOGG as the worst champ, but he held it from late July to September, with a PPV defense and strong showings otherwise. CWM, on the other hand, lost to Anglesault in October and set up the LAME~! aWo reunion. So CWM is the TRUE OAOAST transitional champion! True to an extent. The reason Alfdogg gets credited as transitional champ is because the belt was supposed to go from Caboose to CWM, but Caboose "left" and the belt was hotshotted to Alf (whom suggested himself as new champ, lol). So while CWM does hold the shortest title regin in OAOAST history, Alf gets to live in infamy as the original transitional champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Dirty Deeds September 28, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay Winner: Calvin Szechstein Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Colvid & Axel Winners: The Dream Machines Triple Cage Match for the OAOAST Contract: Blurricane Vs. Bizarro Blurricane Winner: Blurricane Farewell Match: Zack Malibu Vs. Spider Poet Winner: Spider Poet Stairway to Hell Match for the X Title: Ragdoll Vs. Mad Matt Winner: Mad Matt Last Man Standing Match for the North American Title: Puerto Rican Lightning Vs. K-Ness Winner: Can't tell you yet. Sly Summers Vs. Crystal Winner: Crystal Jailbait Vs. Jingus Winner: Jailbait Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 True to an extent. The reason Alfdogg gets credited as transitional champ is because the belt was supposed to go from Caboose to CWM, but Caboose "left" and the belt was hotshotted to Alf (whom suggested himself as new champ, lol). Actually Tony, the belt was never met to go to CWM. If I remember correctly, and I think I do, I was always meant to be the one to drop it back to Anglesault to the fingerpoke. Hell, it was my idea to do the fingerpoke. So the both 'transitional' reigns of AlfDogg and CWM are my fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 Damn you Caboose, you're responsible for them both. SS and Tony, I stand corrected Share this post Link to post Share on other sites