Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted September 24, 2003 MAN CUTS OFF PENIS TO TEACH WIFE A LESSON A Kenyan villager has cut off his penis and testicles with a kitchen knife "to teach his wife a lesson." Police say Alfonse Mumbo, of Kajulu Wath Orego, near Kisumu, severed his genitalia after accusing his wife, Penina of unfaithfulness. Officers say the 38-year-old former barber said he wanted "to give her a free hand to go after other men." He told police he loved her so much, he could make the sacrifice. Mr Mumbo has told the East African Standard: " It was around 8 o'clock in the morning when I started feeling dizzy. My wife had left for the farm. I don't know what came over me. "All I remember is walking around the compound anxiously and answering many calls of nature. I found myself disgusted with the penis and decided to cut it off. "I went into the kitchen, took a knife, undressed and just chopped it off. The knife was too sharp and before I realised what I had done, it was too late." He said blood gushed out of the gaping hole in his crotch and he says he began screaming with pain. Mrs Mumbo came home 10 minutes after the incident, with her brother-in-law, to find her husband unconscious in a pool of blood. He was taken to the New Nyanza General Hospital, where medics had a hard time stemming the blood. Mrs Mumbo has now dismissed her husband's allegations of affairs outside the marriage. She told the newspaper she loves her husband very much, and could not do that to him. The 29-year-old says she feels sorry for her husband and has asked people to stop blaming her for his actions. "When I am walking around the village or going on safari, those who recognise me talk about me in low tones," says Mr Mumbo, who is recovering from a bladder operation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA He is gonna regret that one for the rest of his life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 A Kenyan villager has cut off his penis and testicles with a kitchen knife "to teach his wife a lesson." Ha...that'll teach her. And 'hilarity ensues' has to be the most underutilised phrase in the English Language. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swift Terror 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 There seems to be a lot of this going around-- A guy freaked out and severed his penis, scrotum and left hand: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/09/19/...2054871762.html The funniest thing about the above story is that surgeons described the operation of reattachment as 'microsurgery.' I cannot find the story, but I read a few days ago about a drugged up dude who cut out his tongue and then his penis. He was apparently really tripped out on some kind of new fad drug. They say he will need a lot of psychological counseling...you got that right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Internet Warfare 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Thats fuckin' great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SweetNSexyDiva Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Um, to teach his wife a lesson? Now she HAS TO get it elsewhere...... OH GEEZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 I heard on Stern about some German kid that took a hallucinogen and did much the same thing, cutting off his penis and tongue so severely that they could not be reattached. I think I would rather die than live without mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2003 "He said blood gushed out of the gaping hole in his crotch and he says he began screaming with pain." Maybe SHE was teaching HIM about things? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
