Avast ye Smart Marks!

[Guest The Pirate in White]

Yarr, me mateys! It be high time that we fair people take our fine enterprise out to the fair mistress of the ocean, yo ho! Ahoy, thar be gold doubloons across these waters! You scallywags, man the sails! All ye scurvy dogs aboard the good ship Smarkitania! Bring 'er hard ta port, and let's set our sails to the wind, AVAST! And let nothing stand in our way, and death to those lubbers who might try ta steal our fine treasures! Off the plank with ye! YO HO! AHOY!

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Hoist up the Jon B sail.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Meh.

[Guest The Pirate in White]

Arr, ya heard the man, laddies! Host his sail, yo ho!

[Youth N Asia 0]

As far as gimmick posters go...I'll give you an 8.5...out of a billion.

[Guest Fook]

http://www.talklikeapirate.com

[Murmuring Beast 0]

 

This thread is-a ghey!

[Guest The Pirate in White]

Arr, who be those seafarin' people above? Raise the black flag, mateys! Ready the cannons!

 

[The Czech Republic 0]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. Pirate says "Gimme a drink, matey." Bartender says "Aren't you aware that there's a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?" Pirate says "I know, and it's driving me nuts!"

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Old joke, but good delivery on one programme, Phoenix Nights.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

[Adam 0]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

 

Don't bother with this Pirate stuff, I'm the Fonz!

 

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Kinda eery since my high school recently had a talk like a pirate day for the sophomores...wanted to stuff 'em all in lockers that day.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

*sends many angry bees to attack the Fonz*

[caboose 0]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

How appropriate you fight like a cow!

 

::MARKS THE FUCK OUT::

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Dear God, here comes Fonzie...

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

How appropriate you fight like a cow!

 

::MARKS THE FUCK OUT::

*MARKS THE FUCK OUT FOR MARKING THE FUCK OUT*

[caboose 0]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

How appropriate you fight like a cow!

 

::MARKS THE FUCK OUT::

*MARKS THE FUCK OUT FOR MARKING THE FUCK OUT*

Monkey Island owns.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Indeed it does. I just realised I have nothing left to add, so... LOOK BEHIND YOU!! IT'S A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!!!

[Adam 0]

OH MY GOD~! THREE HEADED MONKEY~! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[godthedog 0]

read the pirate's posts out loud. they're infinitely more entertaining. and the ms paint sig is hilarious.

 

Kinda eery since my high school recently had a talk like a pirate day for the sophomores...wanted to stuff 'em all in lockers that day.

someone told me that not too long ago there was an official, national talk like a pirate day.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Lose a bet MiB?

[Guest Fonzie]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy Mr. CWM!

 

I heard someone here was tryin to rip me off, and I'l punch their lights out if they ever do that again!

[the max 0]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

 

[Vern Gagne 0]

Pirate talk is bound to make a comeback soon enough.

[Guest RollingSambos]

This guy rules.

[Guest The Old Me]

Who's the first one walkin the plank?

[razazteca 0]

Ay matey Frozen that is one scurvey lookin giant rat you have there.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Ay matey, it feasts on nuthin but da blood of conquests our almighty, grog swillin, wenching, fierce Captain gives to it. In the night it prowls the deck with its dead eyes, eyes that would cripple any and all, but our mighty Captain who was able to tame the bloody beast.

[razazteca 0]

That mutant be a mighty warrior.