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The WWE RAW writing staff has just about hit the bottom of the barrel when it comes to angles now.

 

Triple H puts a $100,000 bounty on Goldberg? What's next? The return of Repo Man?

 

Here's my idea for a crappy angle:

 

Make Triple H a vampire, and Goldberg has to shove the World Title through his chest to defeat him.

 

"The Game cannot die, because it's Undead."

Posted

Bottom of the barrel? Oh come on now. You can't possibly think this is worse than the Katie Vick angle.

 

Besides...I'm mildly interested to see where this goes.

Posted
Bottom of the barrel? Oh come on now. You can't possibly think this is worse than the Katie Vick angle.

 

Besides...I'm mildly interested to see where this goes.

Katie Vick was digging around in the dirt under the barrel. Vince must have been on acid when he approved that one.

 

Well HHH will be playing a Vampire in Blade 3. So if they wanted to promote the movie they could run your storyline.

 

Oh crap, have I doomed RAW to suck even more?

Guest TonyJaymzV1
Posted

They've given an interesting angle to Raw..im suprised...they found a plausable way for Goldberg to have his streak without it being called as such

Guest Bobby Cox is God
Posted

The angle is fine if it wasn't a wrestler doing it, say it was like Jim Cornette putting a bounty on Goldberg's head. Then it would be cool.

Posted
Bottom of the barrel? Oh come on now. You can't possibly think this is worse than the Katie Vick angle.

 

Besides...I'm mildly interested to see where this goes.

I can tell you where it's going. Goldberg gets to go over all the talent without having actually matches. He then gets to show some strength by hoisting fat shit Henry into the air to make him look, I dunno, credible? Then Triple H returns to get back his belt.

 

This Raw sucks.

 

HHH (nazi) pays 100,000 for the head of Goldberg (jew).

A black man gets whipped by a southern hick.

Women get beaten.

 

This Raw is just the pinnacle of all the things wrong with the WWE.

Guest Super Pissed Smark
Posted

Triple-H put a bounty on Goldberg? So, even though he won't be around, RAW will still be all about him? Typical.

Guest Super Pissed Smark
Posted

The only bounty angle I ever enjoyed was the Buddy Ryan one.

Guest deadbeater
Posted

Have all the Divas beat up Goldie at he same time. After all, they need spending money when they get to Cancun!

Posted

If the WWE have any brains, it will be a long LONG time if and when Triple H ever wins that title again.

 

 

And just for the record, I would mark out for a vampire Triple H :headbang:

Posted

How about an angle where Test brags about taking Steiner's anal cherry?

 

Or the Frenchies attempt to start a riot at McDonald's?

 

Or HHH comes back to feud with Booker T, but HHH plays his Blade 3 character and Booker plays Blacula?

 

Or how about Mark Henry getting a shot at the World Ti--oh, nevermind.

Guest Choken One
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I like the bounty angle. Someone must have been watching MLW this week and saw them doing the bounty angle and decided to copy it.

Yeah...The Bounty Angle only been done a million times before but MLW does it and that means WWE decided to "copy it"...that's about as stupid as the fucking HAIR Match bullshit...

 

 

Anyways People like Jago read FAR into racial stereotypes tonight...Forget that the Black whupped the White man first...and since when is Oklahoma the south?

Posted
They should bring back Zeus next week for one night only after Mark Henry fails vs. Goldberg. That'd be f'n hysterical.

Or Giant Gonzales?

Posted
I like the bounty angle. Someone must have been watching MLW this week and saw them doing the bounty angle and decided to copy it.

Yeah...The Bounty Angle only been done a million times before but MLW does it and that means WWE decided to "copy it"...that's about as stupid as the fucking HAIR Match bullshit...

 

 

Anyways People like Jago read FAR into racial stereotypes tonight...Forget that the Black whupped the White man first...and since when is Oklahoma the south?

Why wouldn't it be the South? It's in the Southern US and the people have the southern style and talk.

Guest Choken One
Posted

I consider Alabama, Arkansas, Georiga, Carolina as the south...

 

Oklahoma is nothing like those places...Not any rednecks (cept Ross)

Guest Choken One
Posted

There rednecks everywhere (scary isn't it) but those types aren't dominate enough to be considered a Southern State...I always lumped it with Iowa, Kansas and Missouri...

Posted

There are rednecks everywhere, but in a lot of those places they stick out because the state itself doesn't have that southern feel to it. Oklahoma on the other hand does because you still have traces of the southern accent and style.

 

Everytime I've gone into Oklahoma it's reminded me of the other "Southern" states. My Grandmother lived there for most my life.

Posted
Zach Gowan vs Droz in Disability Check On A Pole.

Pure Comedic Gold!!!

Guest Dynamite Kido
Posted

Insstead of HHH I think they should have had the bounty placed by.......that's right....... :ph34r:

 

c'mon, who else did you think it would have been?

Guest Choken One
Posted

If they really wanted to go far have H3 up the bounty when goldberg kills Orton...

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