Has Everyone Here Grown a Vagina?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Don't worry, he'll announce it for the 239048230948th time.

[Ripper 0]

Zack- which one was it?

 

I'm gonna guess and say... hmm... Cheater's?

 

Balloon's, actually. One of the guys we were with was only 19 at the time (this was like 2 years ago). They have about 2 hot strippers on a roster of God knows how many.

 

Fantasies has some great ones, and a girl that works at Cadillac Lounge is in my Human Sexuality class. If I hear any cool stripper stories, I'll be sure to pass 'em on in the LSD folder.

Balloons is the shadiest fucking strip club in RI, or so I hear. Not that I would frequent such an establishment...

Which strip club ISN'T shady in these parts (or anywhere, for that matter)?

There are PLENTY of stripclubs that aren't shady.

 

Strip clubs(and strippers) have a very bad stigma about them. Most people believe that being a stripper is the same as being a prostitute and that is far from the truth(thats a pet peeve of mine). There are strippers, and there are prostitutes that strip on the sides. Here in Atlanta, you have strip clubs, and you have what are basically brothels (you'll know these places when you go in and NOONE is stripping...ever. The girls are all just sitting aroung talking and setting up plans for later). These places never stay open long. Then there are the strip clubs where the girls just dance their asses off. There are various places on the internet that will tell you the exact girls name and what she does for how much. Then they tell you where there is no chance you will get any "extras". Alot of places will kick you the fuck out for asking (the girls will narc on you) because they fear having their club shut down. There is even a place where my ex works that has a resturant and barbershop IN THE FUCKING CLUB. Now that's service.

 

I don't think there is a such thing as a topless only bar in Atlanta. Everyone of them are all nude.

 

*sigh*

 

I've dated way to many strippers in my life and know way too much about that lifestyle...

[razazteca 0]

Brothels are known as "Boys Town" over here and are located in many boarder towns in Mexico. Needless to say most of the women there are not that great looking and have countless personal problems. But if you can strike a deal with the woman you can get anything you want really cheap.

[dutchse.cx 0]

You could always use EZBoard if you want it to truly suck.

[Guest The Old Me]

Fuck you all because I missed FOOSTER.

 

 

And Al's Diamond Cabaret rocks the party that rocks the body.

[Ripper 0]

Well if you are into black women, and come to atlanta go to Magic city and just hand all of your money to Hurricane when you walk in the door to save you time. You will be hypnotised by the ass and will do it eventually so, go for it.

 

Then you can go to Body Tap Exclusive where my one of my Ex's work and get a hair cut, some hot wings and a lap dance...yeah...you'll be broke.

[nl5xsk1 0]

The Blue Moon in Tyngsboro Mass has a midget dancer ... allegedly. I've personally never seen her but have heard that it's a true rumor.

 

Personally, I'd rather see a hot preggo strip than a midget. They kind of creep me out.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Well if you are into black women, and come to atlanta go to Magic city and just hand all of your money to Hurricane when you walk in the door to save you time. You will be hypnotised by the ass and will do it eventually so, go for it.

 

Then you can go to Body Tap Exclusive where my one of my Ex's work and get a hair cut, some hot wings and a lap dance...yeah...you'll be broke.

You know, when you mentioned the barber/eatery/strip joint combo, I was going to make a joke about having hot wings and a haircut while enjoying strange yet stunning women gyrate. Curse you for ruining it just to make a point, ya silly bastard.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I got so excited to post about the midget, I forgot to answer the original question.

 

No, I haven't grown a vagina. I was called a pussy earlier, but that's the closest to a 'yes' that I can give.

[Guest The Old Me]

Well if you are into black women, and come to atlanta go to Magic city and just hand all of your money to Hurricane when you walk in the door to save you time. You will be hypnotised by the ass and will do it eventually so, go for it.

 

Then you can go to Body Tap Exclusive where my one of my Ex's work and get a hair cut, some hot wings and a lap dance...yeah...you'll be broke.

Are you close to the Gold Club?

[Ripper 0]

Well if you are into black women, and come to atlanta go to Magic city and just hand all of your money to Hurricane when you walk in the door to save you time.  You will be hypnotised by the ass and will do it eventually so, go for it. 

 

Then you can go to Body Tap Exclusive where my one of my Ex's work and get a hair cut, some hot wings and a lap dance...yeah...you'll be broke.

Are you close to the Gold Club?

You mean the parking lot formally known as the gold club? Yeah, I went there a few times. It was a very laid back place.

 

I knew a girl that worked there. There were some girls that danced, and then there were some that were always there but never danced. Guess we know what their job was.

[Guest The Old Me]

Well if you are into black women, and come to atlanta go to Magic city and just hand all of your money to Hurricane when you walk in the door to save you time.  You will be hypnotised by the ass and will do it eventually so, go for it. 

 

Then you can go to Body Tap Exclusive where my one of my Ex's work and get a hair cut, some hot wings and a lap dance...yeah...you'll be broke.

Are you close to the Gold Club?

You mean the parking lot formally known as the gold club? Yeah, I went there a few times. It was a very laid back place.

 

I knew a girl that worked there. There were some girls that danced, and then there were some that were always there but never danced. Guess we know what their job was.

I have a friend that used to live in Atlanta and just moved back here. He said he had some good times there.

[Guest Just J]

Ah, The Gold Club. I'm sure your friend did have some good times there. I know I did.

 

Before I got married, of course.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Ah, The Gold Club. I'm sure your friend did have some good times there. I know I did.

 

Before I got married, of course.

You must really enjoy giving blow jobs.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CJ's banned?

 

ghey.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

CJ's banned?

 

ghey.

Shut the fuck up, quit whining and enjoy yourself.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm sad that I missed it not that he's gone.

 

Now who's got sand up his vagina eh banks?

[Guest Just J]

Ah, The Gold Club.  I'm sure your friend did have some good times there.  I know I did. 

 

Before I got married, of course. 

You must really enjoy blow jobs.

I'm sure that's what you meant. I'm not TNM.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'm sad that I missed it not that he's gone.

 

Now who's got sand up his vagina eh banks?

Dude, you've jammed all the sand in your pussy over the past few days...there's none left for us.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

bah. You complain just as much as I do. You complain so much you started a complaining thread about people complaining.

 

but I still luvz u

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

bah. You complain just as much as I do. You complain so much you started a complaining thread about people complaining.

 

but I still luvz u

Man, no one complians more than you.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

are you complaining about my complaining about you complaining?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Besides TimCooke, who has been banned?

 

GameCop (Have you forgotten him?)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Gamecop sucked

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

are you complaining about my complaining about you complaining?

Don't get technical with me, hussy. I am stating that you are a complainer. And I am requesting that you stop complaining.

[Guest The Old Me]

Just to make the record clear, I'ne NEVER given a blowjob.

 

Nope. Not once.

 

Well....nah'.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I remember when I was seven at school I fought this guy, and one of his gay bitchz cam from behind and kickd me from behind in the gooch, yet my balls hurt, and I wondered why, because I wasnt hit near my balls, yet they hurt, I was like what? than I saw that the gooch feelings are connected to balls' feelings so I was like okay and my balls hurt and he thought he kicked me in the ass but he kicked me in the gooch so my balls hurt but not dick which I wondered after but I realised dick isn't sensitive like balls man it hurt but I was just seven next day we was all friends HOORAY~! we ate PB and Js and had fun playing soccer baseball.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I remember when I was seven at school I fought this guy, and one of his gay bitchz cam from behind and kickd me from behind in the gooch, yet my balls hurt, and I wondered why, because I wasnt hit near my balls, yet they hurt, I was like what? than I saw that the gooch feelings are connected to balls' feelings so I was like okay and my balls hurt and he thought he kicked me in the ass but he kicked me in the gooch so my balls hurt but not dick which I wondered after but I realised dick isn't sensitive like balls man it hurt but I was just seven next day we was all friends HOORAY~! we ate PB and Js and had fun playing soccer baseball.

I'm going to feel bad for you when you realize that you wasted all that time thinking and writing that, and it was still as gay as if you had written it with a pink pen on Lisa Frank stationary.

 

Rico > You

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I remember when I was seven at school I fought this guy, and one of his gay bitchz cam from behind and kickd me from behind in the gooch, yet my balls hurt, and I wondered why, because I wasnt hit near my balls, yet they hurt, I was like what? than I saw that the gooch feelings are connected to balls' feelings so I was like okay and my balls hurt and he thought he kicked me in the ass but he kicked me in the gooch so my balls hurt but not dick which I wondered after but I realised dick isn't sensitive like balls man it hurt but I was just seven next day we was all friends HOORAY~! we ate PB and Js and had fun playing soccer baseball.

I'm going to feel bad for you when you realize that you wasted all that time thinking and writing that, and it was still as gay as if you had written it with a pink pen on Lisa Frank stationary.

 

Rico > You

I didn't need to make that up, it actually happened.

 

You need to learn to stop making an ass out of yourself at every opportunity. This isn't the first where you've gone out of your way to nitpick something I've posted.

 

Calling me gay? Right.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Read the post, you crazy. I said what you WROTE was gay, not you. You need to stop believing that you're funny/witty/cool. That's MY job. You can fill the "pussy I'm glad I'm not" quota.