Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 30, 2003 What the hell is with all the horrible theme music that's been showing up on Raw lately? If it's not completely generic (Christian, Coach) it's absolutely terrible. What is that NOISE that Lita uses, and why is the guy screaming the whole time? Does he think that makes his lousy song better? And why was Evolution's superior theme dropped for this shit? They had a great (if generic) theme, but it was decided to add lyrics that make NO SENSE! Why is Evolution a balance beam, and what does that have to do with HHH? What the hell is this man trying to say? What the hell happened to the music that could actually be released on a CD? Now we have a screaming Lita fan and a song that yells "Evolution is your Listerine" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 The question about having lyrics to the Evolution theme... HHH loves Motorhead. That's why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Now we have a screaming Lita fan and a song that yells "Evolution is your Listerine" Really ? I always thought it went: "EVOLUTION IS YOUR ENERGY DRINK YOU CAN GET IT FROM YJ STING IT GIVES YOU THE POWER TO SHOOT BEES !" And if you want to think about shitty theme music, look no further than Gail Kim's. It's so bland and boring that it's no wonder the fans say "Ah, hell, I'm taking a leak" when she comes out. Worst theme music on Raw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 There are WWE THE MUSIC Albums to sell... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest webmasterofwrestlegame Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Jim Johnston (WWE Music Director and Composer) must see the shows these days and think 'Well, if the writers can;t be arsed, why should I?'. Seriously, I hate how half the music is outsourced out now (even if Jim Johnston does write it for bands to perform) - I preferred it when it was all in-house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 They have so many good retro-themes (Jake Roberts, Steamboat both come to mind as ones that could easily transfer over to today) I don't understand why they don't give a young wrestler a bit of a rub by giving it to them... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 I actually like the Evolution theme...its not bad all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Yeah, the newer music is pretty bad. And it seems like when someone gets new music (Steph, Trish, Christian) it's way worse then the old one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J. Hungerford Smith 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 EVOLUTION IS YOUR ENERGY DRINK YOU CAN GET IT FROM YJ STING IT GIVES YOU THE POWER TO SHOOT BEES ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 30, 2003 I actually like the Evolution theme...its not bad all. Then maybe you can explain wht "Evolution is a Time Machine" means. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J. Hungerford Smith 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 If you want bad lyrics, just listen to Big Show. Get ready for somethin' that you'll never know. You won't see it comin', but I promise you'll know. ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Yeah, the newer music is pretty bad. And it seems like when someone gets new music (Steph, Trish, Christian) it's way worse then the old one Right, and surprisingly enough, if you want to blame somebody for Trish's shitty Lil' Kim theme, blame Trish herself, because she said in an interview once that she thought her old theme was stale (hey, at least it was recognizable, though, and not heat-killing like your current one is, Trish) and wanted Lil' Kim to do her entrance theme since Trish actually listens to her music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 But why is it a rap song called "Time to Rock and Roll"? ...it defies logic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 I actually like the Evolution theme...its not bad all. Then maybe you can explain wht "Evolution is a Time Machine" means. No, it's "Evolution is a pissed Marine." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Lil' Kim is Trish's favorite female rapper and Coach's theme owns. What is that NOISE that Lita uses "Lovefurypassionenergy" by Boy Hits Car And why was Evolution's superior theme dropped for this shit? They had a great (if generic) theme, but it was decided to add lyrics that make NO SENSE! Why is Evolution a balance beam, and what does that have to do with HHH? What the hell is this man trying to say? Personally, I loved the Evolution theme they had right before Motorhead came in. Thank God they dropped the ghey horn / fanfare intro. EDIT: But why is it a rap song called "Time to Rock and Roll"? DMX's "X Gonna Give It You" used the words "rock" and "roll". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Sadly enough, I actually find Cade/Jindrak's theme pretty catchy. I always thought Evolution's theme went: Evolution's gonna make some tea Would you like it with a pinch of cream? Then we can go and climb a tree Push you out on a pile of fleas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Lil' Kim is Trish's favorite female rapper and Coach's theme owns. What is that NOISE that Lita uses "Lovefurypassionenergy" by Boy Hits Car Apparently he didn't hit the car hard enough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 HHH probably proposed a mandate saying that no other songs could be as cool as his singles theme. HHH Joke #904093404942924424244Niner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 It's "Evolution is a mystery". I like it, then again I'm a Motohead fan, you have to get used to Lemmy's voice. They seemed to have settled on one now but it seemed like every week the intro would change, first it was that ticking clock, then a helicopter with a guy going "yeahhhhh", then it was that royal sounding trumpet, now I think it just goes into the song after a guitar sustain. Wazzupwitdat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 God, I miss the ticking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 HHH probably proposed a mandate saying that no other songs could be as cool as his singles theme. HHH Joke #904093404942924424244Niner I wouldn't be surprised though. After all, is it not a coincidence that since last year, HHH has gained so much more clout that he's had any other male, long-haired wrestler (excluding HBK and Nash) cut their hair off? Hell, I think I noticed that Al Snow got his hair cut to medium length last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 All sarcasm aside, the lyrics to the Evo theme are "Evolution is a mystery," right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Tino Standard 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 The ticking was the best. And as for Lita's and Trish's songs, I guess I'm in the minority by saying I don't mind them. And for the record, Lita's song WAS released on a CD- the Forceable Entry CD last year. She used the music starting at X-8 and continued using it for her few appearances before wrecking her neck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 Evolution's gonna make some tea Would you like it with a pinch of cream? Then we can go and climb a tree Push you out on a pile of fleas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 All sarcasm aside, the lyrics to the Evo theme are "Evolution is a mystery," right? As far as I can tell, yes. Beyond that who knows, except the chorus he still pronounces it as "Evil-lution" which they used for a couple week before dropping, probably because it sounds stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrainYou42 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 HHH has gained so much more clout that he's had any other male, long-haired wrestler (excluding HBK and Nash) cut their hair off? Hell, I think I noticed that Al Snow got his hair cut to medium length last night. What about Jericho? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2003 EVOLUTION IS A BUFFET TEAM ROASTING HAM AND PREPARING MEAT THE PRICE FOR DINNER CAN'T BE BEAT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2003 I like most of Smackdown's themes. The old FBI theme was better than the current one, but most of the themes (John Cena, Chris Benoit, Los Guerreros, Matt Hardy, Kurt Angle, Spanky, etc.) are great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RollingSambos Report post Posted October 1, 2003 It's all production music. JJ doesn't even write 90% of this crap. By the way... The evolution is a mystery Full of change that no one sees Clock makes a fool of history Yesterday's too long ago Don't agree with what I know Tomorrow got no place to be I see the line in the sand Time to find out who I am Lookin' back to see my last stand The evolution The evolution See my reflection change Nothin' ever stays the same But you know the name's The Game We all know what it means Nothin's ever what it seems Unforgiven, unforseen... The Evolution theme by Motorhead ROCKS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2003 I actually like the Evolution theme...its not bad all. Then maybe you can explain wht "Evolution is a Time Machine" means. No, it's "Evolution is a pissed Marine." That explains their hatred of HBK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
