Guest Korrosive Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Plz help me, plz help me, plz help me...Theres a fucking dinosaur outside chasing me. I really need help because he is roaring and angry. I looked out my window and he is breathing fire. I really need help. He is going to eat me, and make loud noises. He's outside running around going ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....Please, please, somebody help me. I'm going to die. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 We already have a thread for people dying. Go outside and stop acting like a used tampon.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 This thread was doomed to failure when the person responsible for it was born.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 This thread was doomed to failure when the person responsible for it was born. No. He was born to die, and for me to laugh at while dying. It's a niche, I know.
Guest Korrosive Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 No sir!< please hear me out okay. The dinosaur is trying to break into my house as we speak. He is calling himself Zoofus and he says if I don't give him 5,000 dollars cash, he will burn me alive. HELPPPP, OH NO, PLZ NO, HE JUST BROKE A WINDOW....NOOOOOOOOO
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Theres a fucking dinosaur outside chasing me. I really need help because he is roaring and angry. I looked out my window and he is breathing fire Dinosaurs don't breathe fire. Â Trust me: I'm a palaeontologist...
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Why the hell would a dinosaur need cash?
Guest Korrosive Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Korrosive is no longer here. This is Zoofus the dinosaur. I'm calling out anyone on this board, to make fun of me. Korrosive learned that if you make fun of me, you pay the ultimate price. Korrosive can rest in peace. I will eat his flesh tonight. And to all the people on this board, DON'T......MAKE....FUN OF ME.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Do you have a phone booth with Joan of Arc and Abe Lincoln? Â Â No, that was Roofus. Â Â What is your purpose then?
Nighthawk Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 I think the fumes are kicking in cause I'm busting a fucking gut at the name Zoofus the dinosaur.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Why the hell would a dinosaur need cash? I, I need about tree fiddy.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 How's that pay? Palaeontology. Crap. I got a degree, and now I can't find work outside shitty museum stuff. Â But I still know why the dinosaurs died out. HA HA!
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 How's that pay? Palaeontology. Crap. I got a degree, and now I can't find work outside shitty museum stuff. Â But I still know why the dinosaurs died out. HA HA! Inbreeding?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 No. Big-rock-induced-light-loss. Â Now they knew how to die!
Guest Just J Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Just give him tree fity! It works on the Loch Ness Monster.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Well done Johnson. I never made that joke already. And it wasn't even funny when I did it. Â Schmuck.
Guest Just J Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 It's always funnier when i say it, douche.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Oh God, he's registered as Zoofus.
alfdogg Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Is it wrong to find this somewhat funny?
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 This thread make my balls burn like fire!
razazteca Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 If it was a Pirate Dinosaur it would rule but its not so make like a roll on and ban this lamer gimmick.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Are we down to breaking out the pictures? Damn, how low can we go tonight: Â
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 This is brining back memories of Eagan. Please stop. What ever happened to the dinosaur? Â He's probably dry humping that stupid kid he killed.
razazteca Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Well if the kid gave carnasaur the $3.50 none of this would of happened.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Well if the kid gave carnasaur the $3.50 none of this would of happened. Very true. Stupid broke ass kid. Hey dinosaur, POST PICS PLZ~!
Guest The Real Nosferatu Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 I'm glad I never started dumbass topics like this....oh wait...
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