MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 (edited) Since Tyler is a college dreamer and tirelessly battles for Howard Dean I suggest this outfit to keep up with his active lifestyle: - These pants that are wind and waterproof because when you are worshipping Howard Dean as your false idol... you just can't stop because of inclement weather. - I also suggest this heavy-duty and breathable cotton shirt for Tyler as well. 100% Made in America cotton. - And of course no yuppie is complete with out a cup to drink his precious mochas and lattes in. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now onto JMA... what to do with him. He usually up late at night here on the boards so I'm figuring he likes to be comfortable while pounding out his drivel so I think this really fits him: - Mmmmm.... Plaid. Nothing says friendly comfort like plaid. It's also flannel to keep you warm for that day hell freezes over and the Democrats don't self-destruct by the election. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And if Cynical Profit ever does learn how to spell, punctuate and get a job I got the perfect accessories for your accent into capitalist pig heaven: Edit: Had too screens open to preview the post and left in something that was a little to harsh towards Tyler. Editted it to reflect that. Edited October 4, 2003 by MrRant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 4, 2003 Wow you put a lot of effort into that pathetic little shot at Tyler... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 Oops... left that in wrong. I had editted it on another screen because I wasn't trying to flame him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted October 4, 2003 I'm not a Democrat, Rant. I'm a liberal Independant. And why are you going to so much trouble to flame liberals in the CE folder? Why didn't you just post this in NHB? It has NOTHING to do with Current Events with the exception of Howard Dean. This might have been funny if it was in NHB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 4, 2003 I'm not a demo nor a Republican and sure as hell am not a Liberal nor a Conservative... What does make me? Oh Yeah, A intelligent self thinking American Male. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 *Rant steps up to the plate.* Strike one! Strike two! Strike three! Oh well, at least you swung for the fences, and I can appreciate that. I think what would have made this bit better is if you would have changed "Fox" to "FAUX" -- that would have at least gotten a laugh out of me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DARRYLXWF 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 I thought it was pretty funny, but yeah, better off at the NHB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 why are you going to so much trouble to flame liberals in the CE folder? Why didn't you just post this in NHB? It has NOTHING to do with Current Events Indeed. Someone move this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 I would like to state that Bill O'Reilly is a complete moron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 Rant fails at life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 4, 2003 I would like to state that Bill O'Reilly is a complete moron. I'd have to agree. Oh, and fuck Dubbaya and his regime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 I thought it was pretty funny, but yeah, better off at the NHB. I'd stick to hippie bashing, Rant... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2003 Bill O'Reilly is not a journalist, he is a current event troll out to piss people off and a general attention whore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites