Hey Ma!!! Lookie Here...marks

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

From the bastion of Wrestling Knowledge, Amazon.co.uk (who i'll murder if i dont get me my Alias Boxset tomorrow),, here's a "review" of Bad Blood, which is being released in these parts for our "viewing pleasure" tomorrow

 

 

HIGHLIGHT OF THE YEAR, 13 September, 2003

Reviewer: A viewer from SOUTH ENGLAND

RAW BAD BLOOD MATCHES:

 

DUDLEY BOYZ VS RODNEY MACK AND CHRISTOPHER NOWINSKI - 3/5 - NOT A VERY SPECIAL MATCH AND WAS SLOPPY IN SOME PLACES.

 

REDNECK TRIATHLON EVENT 1 : BURPING CONTEST

ERIC BISCHOFF VS STONE COLD - 5/5 - AS ALWAYS HILARIOUS FROM THESE TWO.

 

TEST VS SCOTT STEINER:WINNER GETS STACY - 4/5 - PRETTY GOOD MATCH WITH LOTS OF POWERFUL MOVES AS EXPECTED FROM THESE TWO.

 

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP:

CHRISTIAN VS BOOKER T - 4/5 - GREAT MATCH SHAME ABOUT THE ENDING ITS WHY ITS ONLY 4/5 AND NOT 5/5.

 

REDNECK TRIATHLON EVENT 2: PIE EATING

ERIC BISCHOFF VS STONE COLD - 5/5- AGAIN HILARIOUS.

 

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:

LA RESISTANCE VS KANE AND RVD - 3/5 - THIS MATCH WAS A GOOD EYE OPENER FOR THE KANE VS RVD FUED.

 

GOLDBERG VS CHRIS JERICHO - 5/5 - HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT ONE OF THE BEST MATCHES IN THE PPV.

 

LEGEND VS LEGEND:

SHAWN MICHAELS VS RIC FLAIR - 5/5- AGAIN ONE OF THE BEST MATCHES I'VE SEEN WITH SHAWN MICHAELS FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE LANDING ON FLAIR WHO WAS ON TOP OF A TABLE!!!!

 

REDNECK TRIATHLON EVENT 3:SING OFF AND THEN PIG PEN FUN

ERIC BISCHOFF VS STONE COLD - 5/5- ONE OF THE FUNNIEST TRIATHLON EVENTS I'VE SEEN.

 

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP:

TRIPLE H VS KEVIN NASH IN A STEEL CAGE

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: MICK FOLEY - 4/5- GREAT MATCH WITH ALL SORTS OF WEAPONS BEING USED BUT THE ENDING WAS SO PREDICABLE WHICH REALLY SPOILT IT.

 

OVERALL ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHT PPVS OF THE YEAR.

ALSO INCLUDES GREAT DVD EXTRAS.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I sincerely hope this person dies tommorow.

[NYU 0]

REDNECK TRIATHLON EVENT 3:SING OFF AND THEN PIG PEN FUN

ERIC BISCHOFF VS STONE COLD - 5/5- ONE OF THE FUNNIEST TRIATHLON EVENTS I'VE SEEN.

Well, to be fair, he's right. The Austin/Bischoff triathlon event was much funnier than the.....uh......um......the other triathlon events they've put on......um.....if there were any. SO PROPZ TO WWE~!

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Who?, me, the little kid, or Amazon?

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

REDNECK TRIATHLON EVENT 3:SING OFF AND THEN PIG PEN FUN

ERIC BISCHOFF VS STONE COLD - 5/5- ONE OF THE FUNNIEST TRIATHLON EVENTS I'VE SEEN.

Well, to be fair, he's right. The Austin/Bischoff triathlon event was much funnier than the.....uh......um......the other triathlon events they've put on......um.....if there were any. SO PROPZ TO WWE~!

Dont Rationalise the Little Child's rantings

[NYU 0]

Who?, me, the little kid, or Amazon?

Can't we have both?

 

[Guest Fook]

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP:

TRIPLE H VS KEVIN NASH IN A STEEL CAGE

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: MICK FOLEY - 4/5- GREAT MATCH WITH ALL SORTS OF WEAPONS BEING USED BUT THE ENDING WAS SO PREDICABLE WHICH REALLY SPOILT IT.

There's definitely some HHH bashing to be made here...

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Who gives a fuck? So the kid enjoyed it. So what?

[Highland 0]

Do ALL marks have to type reviews using all caps and very bad spelling and grammar?

[Damaramu 0]

Who gives a fuck? So the kid enjoyed it. So what?

Because......he must be some sort of mutant or something...no normal human being could enjoy Bad Blood....

[SamoaRowe 0]

It's kind of nice to know that SOMEONE still enjoys what the WWE puts out.

[Damaramu 0]

It's kind of nice to know that SOMEONE still enjoys what the WWE puts out.

He must be destroyed.....I have targeted him for termination. Hasta La Vista.....baby.

[SamoaRowe 0]

It's kind of nice to know that SOMEONE still enjoys what the WWE puts out.

He must be destroyed.....I have targeted him for termination. Hasta La Vista.....baby.

The last loyal WWE mark is about to get what's coming to him.

 

 

I find it really funny that anyone enjoys the WWE as much as this kid does, it's almost inspiring. Almost.

[Highland 0]

Ah, yes, we all hate wwe but we watch it anyway because it's a drug and since we're already on the fix Vince doesn't need to cater to us. See? He really is a shrewd businessman

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Even this mark saw the HHH "superman comeback-sledgehammer shot-pedigree-victory" finish coming.

[Slayer 0]

I suppose it's comforting that this kind of thing isn't confined to our side of the pond

 

As for finding the triathalon amusing, I thought Brits were supposed to have a refined sense of humor </stereotype>

 

Hell, not even that many yokels over here found that amusing

[TheFranchise 0]

I suppose it's comforting that this kind of thing isn't confined to our side of the pond

 

As for finding the triathalon amusing, I thought Brits were supposed to have a refined sense of humor </stereotype>

 

Hell, not even that many yokels over here found that amusing

He's not one of us!

[Jack_Bauer 0]

LEGEND VS LEGEND:

SHAWN MICHAELS VS RIC FLAIR - 5/5- AGAIN ONE OF THE BEST MATCHES I'VE SEEN WITH SHAWN MICHAELS FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE LANDING ON FLAIR WHO WAS ON TOP OF A TABLE!!!!

How many matches had this person seen before hand.

 

Do they only watch RAW or something ?

[Internet Warfare 0]

I figure he doesnt get Smackdown.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Even this mark saw the HHH "superman comeback-sledgehammer shot-pedigree-victory" finish coming.

There is something to be said for this.

 

Even the absolute pinnacle of the lowest common denomenator that the WWE plays towards...

 

Knows what's coming when HHH wrestles.

[AndrewTS 0]

LEGEND VS LEGEND:

SHAWN MICHAELS VS RIC FLAIR - 5/5- AGAIN ONE OF THE BEST MATCHES I'VE SEEN WITH SHAWN MICHAELS FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE LANDING ON FLAIR WHO WAS ON TOP OF A TABLE!!!!

 

If you saw Bad Blood, you know that was definitely one of the best matches you've seen with Shawn Michaels flying off the top rope landing on Flair on a table. I'd go as far to say that was the best match you've seen with Shawn Michaels flying off the top rope landing on Flair on a table.

[Damaramu 0]

No no...that other match with HBK flying off the top rope onto Ric Flair while he was on top of a table was better....

[Guest Quik]

Leaving the caps lock on really drives your point home and makes others pay attention to what you're saying. This is evident in the business world, where all internal documents at Microsoft are required to be in all capital letters.

[Slayer 0]

Leaving the caps lock on really drives your point home and makes others pay attention to what you're saying. This is evident in the business world, where all internal documents at Microsoft are required to be in all capital letters.

"DEAR MR. GATES:

 

DID YOU GET THE MEMO ABOUT THE LATEST SECURITY HOLE IN XP?

 

WE HAVE SOME SHIZZLE THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED NOW.

 

SINCERELY,

RANDOM PROGRAMMER"

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

It's kind of nice to know that SOMEONE still enjoys what the WWE puts out.

He must be destroyed.....I have targeted him for termination. Hasta La Vista.....baby.

The last loyal WWE mark is about to get what's coming to him.

 

 

I find it really funny that anyone enjoys the WWE as much as this kid does, it's almost inspiring. Almost.

No...sorry I can't find it inspiring since I know this is what WWE is gonna listen to is people like this and it's not going to get better.

 

I keep hearing that I need to just sit back and try to enjoy it, but last time I checked you shouldn't have to "try" to enjoy something. You either enjoy it or you don't. There's not "trying" about it.

[clean rob 0]

I think it says a lot that the kid (I assume it is a fairly young child, pretty worrying if it isn't) gives his location as "SOUTH ENGLAND".

 

You have to assume they haven't been watching wrestling longer than a couple of months, either that or they have a really short memory.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

I'm thinking the writer is about 10 years old. So really, this thread is mocking a kid for enjoying wrestling.

[clean rob 0]

I'm thinking the writer is about 10 years old. So really, this thread is mocking a kid for enjoying wrestling.

What's your point? Don't you think it's OK to have a chuckle if a child does something a bit daft? It's not like anyone's said anything nasty about them.

[Guest Memphis]

Punch, you are such a frikken dick it's not funny.

 

Or tool. You choose.

 

Oh yeah, that show sucked and everything, better make sure I fit in.

 

M

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I'm thinking the writer is about 10 years old. So really, this thread is mocking a kid for enjoying wrestling.

What's your point? Don't you think it's OK to have a chuckle if a child does something a bit daft? It's not like anyone's said anything nasty about them.

You suck.