Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 I'd like to see some pictures of you fat, going-nowhere-in-life, death metal, against society losers. This whole thread would have gone nowhere if I didn't feel confident enough to post my own picture, because when Banky did it, it didn't work. Keep on diggin', Mike. You're so awesome, all you need to do is to convince yourself.
Mik Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 It's no use arguing with a bunch of people who are accusing me of making assumptions yet lead the league in said category. Banky, you're good at what you do, and apparently you love it. Congrats, and AoO, you got me buddy. I'm going nowhere fast, and every day I look in the mirror and hate myself. I can't help but turn to alcohol to ease the pain...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 I'm glad you realized all this before it was too late.
Mik Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 There ARE over 400 pictures there, if you guys want to just keep making fun of me, you could have about 30 pages of material. I hate my life. Thank you AoO for helping me see the light.
EL BRUJ0 Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 I'd like to see some pictures of you fat, going-nowhere-in-life, death metal, against society losers. But one of us posting a picture is an extreme exercise in futility. How can we compete with the awe-inducing, awesome awesomeness of an Ivy League Superstar that hangs out at bars and drinks with the beautiful people? We can't, and thus we have no choice but to bow our shame-filled heads while muttering under our breath about our ill-fated lot in life. *weeps for being a loser*
Ripper Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 I'm drinking at work right now....I'm the coolest of TSM. I'm drinking a beer in church right now. I am cooler. *drinks* WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Guest The Old Me Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 I've posted pics of myself, and my cock you shriveled piece of pencil tip.
EL BRUJ0 Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 I'm drinking a beer in church right now. I am cooler. *drinks* WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Hey, that's the blood of Christ, asshole. Have some respect. *eats God's meat*
Guest Sigmund Freud Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 AoO: Psychoanalysis without me? For shame! Mik, you really are an open book. Just look at your name: Mik at Cornell. You wallow in your own opulence, never willing to let slip of the fact that you go to an Ivy League outfit, always letting people know you're above them. You let your place in society, evidently middle-class frat boy who drinks lager to "slum it" and feel like part of the masses. define you. As a result, you are unwilling to let anyone burst your bubble and break the illusion the you are one cool dude. You know that TV show "The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"? You think you're Will Smith, but really you're just Carlton. An cringe-worthy embarassment to your species. So, how to rectify this? Settle in to your role in life. Stop pretending to be "one of the lads" and go find yourself a domineering bitch to fuck you with a strap-on, while you pplay at beinf a "Stepford Wife". And leave the cool to those who know how to handle it.
Ripper Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 AoO: Psychoanalysis without me? For shame! Mik, you really are an open book. Just look at your name: Mik at Cornell. You wallow in your own opulence, never willing to let slip of the fact that you go to an Ivy League outfit, always letting people know you're above them. You let your place in society, evidently middle-class frat boy who drinks lager to "slum it" and feel like part of the masses. define you. As a result, you are unwilling to let anyone burst your bubble and break the illusion the you are one cool dude. You know that TV show "The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"? You think you're Will Smith, but really you're just Carlton. An cringe-worthy embarassment to your species. So, how to rectify this? Settle in to your role in life. Stop pretending to be "one of the lads" and go find yourself a domineering bitch to fuck you with a strap-on, while you pplay at beinf a "Stepford Wife". And leave the cool to those who know how to handle it. ... in other words you suck.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 What makes me laughable? It is my ivy league degree? Yeah that must be it. I'm laughing all the way to the bank...bitch. Wow, your materialistic and plastic world must be treating you nicely. I hope that "Ivy League" education brings you all thats important - money. You're so downright deplorable it makes me ill. You are all thats wrong with society....you and your rigidly self-assured arrogance makes you an absolutely disgusting person. Maybe money will cure that ailment.
Mik Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 (edited) So many assumptions! I make one statement and all of a sudden my entire world is materialistic and plastic. Shit, dude, I'm still poor. I was just following the rules of NHB, be as childish as possible. Everyone thinks that just because I go to an Ivy League school I must be a trust fund baby. That's half my school but not me, I'm here on scholarship/fin aid on my own merit. If there were an olympic team for jumping to conclusions, you, AoO, Mr. Rant and whoever controls Freud would be on it. And just to clear this up, hopefully once and for all, I did not say that all seniors to go the bar and drink. I just said that's something that seniors do. I can handle being made fun of all you guys want, but at least get what you're doing it for right. Edited October 6, 2003 by Mik at Cornell
Zetterberg is God Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 I would just like to thank Banky for creating this topic and for once again making NHB entertaining.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 So many assumptions! I make one statement and all of a sudden my entire world is materialistic and plastic. Shit, dude, I'm still poor. I was just following the rules of NHB, be as childish as possible. Everyone thinks that just because I go to an Ivy League school I must be a trust fund baby. That's half my school but not me, I'm here on scholarship/fin aid on my own merit. If there were an olympic team for jumping to conclusions, you, AoO, Mr. Rant and whoever controls Freud would be on it. And just to clear this up, hopefully once and for all, I did not say that all seniors to go the bar and drink. I just said that's something that seniors do. I can handle being made fun of all you guys want, but at least get what you're doing it for right. Just shut your fucking mouth already. We don't care about your plight. You're revisionist posting history is sickening in itself. *goes to the UGS to avoid losers like Mik* //cheap plug *ban Banky*
NYU Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Mik, I'm guessing you're the member of the group that everyone else makes fun of. No, wait, no. I missed this picture: With Random Girl You definitely ARE the cool one. My bad.
Mik Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Mik, I'm guessing you're the member of the group that everyone else makes fun of. No, wait, no. I missed this picture: With Random Girl You definitely ARE the cool one. My bad. So Sayeth this stud. http://hometown.aol.com/nyitalian412/image...es/p1010021.jpg
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Mik, I'm guessing you're the member of the group that everyone else makes fun of. No, wait, no. I missed this picture: With Random Girl You definitely ARE the cool one. My bad. So Sayeth this stud. http://hometown.aol.com/nyitalian412/image...es/p1010021.jpg Nice comeback, Fonzie.
NYU Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Mik, I'm guessing you're the member of the group that everyone else makes fun of. No, wait, no. I missed this picture: With Random Girl You definitely ARE the cool one. My bad. So Sayeth this stud. http://hometown.aol.com/nyitalian412/image...es/p1010021.jpg Damn. I know. I know. I forgot the beer mug in my hand. You got me good, you rebel you.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Mik, I'm guessing you're the member of the group that everyone else makes fun of. No, wait, no. I missed this picture: With Random Girl You definitely ARE the cool one. My bad. So Sayeth this stud. http://hometown.aol.com/nyitalian412/image...es/p1010021.jpg Damn. I know. I know. I forgot the beer mug in my hand. I can't hold a candle to your coolness, dammit. Plus you have to be showing off your disgustingly yellow rotted teeth with an ugly manchild on your arm.
Mik Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Um, I don't have yellow teeth man, in fact you can't even see them there. Also, I barely know that girl, so make fun of her all you want.
NYU Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Um, I don't have yellow teeth man, in fact you can't even see them there. Also, I barely know that girl, so make fun of her all you want. Fine. Since I have the ability to read minds, I'm pretty sure she's looking at you and thinking: "What a douche"
Mik Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 My only questions are this: Who are you? How do you fit into this? Why all the hate? Or is it just because it's the "cool" thing to do? At least with Banky it's justifiable.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 My only questions are this: Who are you? How do you fit into this? Why all the hate? Or is it just because it's the "cool" thing to do? At least with Banky it's justifiable. Your air of smug superiority to a group of people whom you only know on a message board?
NYU Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 What makes me laughable? It is my ivy league degree? Yeah that must be it. I'm laughing all the way to the bank...bitch. Yeah, this quote got me involved. Take your smug "I go to Cornell" bullshit and shove it. Whoa, you got the money to go to a college that other people probably deserve to get into more, but can't afford it. But hell, what am I saying ? You're the Commander of Cool. Have another drink.
Mik Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Actually I don't got the money. I'm one of those "people" who got in w/ scholarships and fin aid. Read previous posts.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 Ha, you may be on to something. Hey, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
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