Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Marney, you're a cunt-bumping, bitter, femi-nazi lesbian Bible-thumpin' bitch who's hellbent on taking down the righteous Howie Dean. Marry me? ATTA BOY~! Sic her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 There better be some cupcakes left for me, goddammit. Back of the line pal <shove> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Then why do asian folks have eyes like they've got? That's not something that can be explained by a permanent tan. And the permanent tan thing doesn't make much perfect sense either as there were tribes of "black" people indigenous to areas far north of the equator. Genetically that's probably because they moved north from hotter regions. As for the typical Asian eye: I don't know, but by God I'm gonna find out. Ask and you shall recieve. Eyes are protected from the cold Siberian air by fatty folds of skin Also, it's a damn shame he got banned. That was the best discussion in NHB for a while... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Ripper is a dumb racist nigger who wants to ruin the white race. TSA is a stupid ignorant white/native american trash slut who is also a fucking nigger lover. Oooh! Oooh! Do me next! I never get any attention around here! Oh man, you're a goldmine of prejudiced cracks. Catholic, Woman, lesbian, government employee..need I go on? With any luck, you're polish. If only she were French.....if only.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Oh man, you're a goldmine of prejudiced cracks. Catholic, Woman, lesbian, government employee..need I go on? With any luck, you're polish. Greek and Scandinavian. My parents were also evil race-mixing scum! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 There better be some cupcakes left for me, goddammit. Back of the line pal Sheeeiiiiittt. I was here first. *SPEARS~! Angelslayer and makes off with the box of cupcakes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I don't see a ring anywhere. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Oh man, you're a goldmine of prejudiced cracks. Catholic, Woman, lesbian, government employee..need I go on? With any luck, you're polish. Greek and Scandinavian. My parents were also evil race-mixing scum! So you're either tall, blond with a name ending in "son" or "org", or short and squart with dark hair and a name that ends in "opolus" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Ok, here's the cupcake situation. Ripper, you can have a yellow one just to piss ol' boy off, and I'm going to go smoke a bowl and chow on the rest of these frosted halloween treats. Alf, you're from the same state as me, you can have half of one. Marney, you can only have one if you split it open and lick all the creamy shit out seductively so Dutchman can pretend to be aroused. Then, Dutchman can have a cupcake if he finally comes out of the closet. Then you two can be gaypals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Oh man, you're a goldmine of prejudiced cracks. Catholic, Woman, lesbian, government employee..need I go on? With any luck, you're polish. Greek and Scandinavian. My parents were also evil race-mixing scum! BOOO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 There better be some cupcakes left for me, goddammit. Back of the line pal <shove> Sheeeiiiiittt. I was here first. *SPEARS~! Angelslayer and makes off with the box of cupcakes* Spearchucker! <pulls out spear from chest complete with own heart attached> ...oh shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 *stays firmly in the closet* I'm not gay. I'm just pursuing gay women. Over the Internet. That's not much better is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Ok, here's the cupcake situation. Ripper, you can have a yellow one just to piss ol' boy off, and I'm going to go smoke a bowl and chow on the rest of these frosted halloween treats. Alf, you're from the same state as me, you can have half of one. Marney, you can only have one if you split it open and lick all the creamy shit out seductively so Dutchman can pretend to be aroused. Then, Dutchman can have a cupcake if he finally comes out of the closet. Then you two can be gaypals. I got shafted, boo-urns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Is it too late to get a cupcake? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Spearchucker! He was in the first episode of MASH until they took him out because they found out there were no black surgeons in the Korean War. Racist fucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 So you're either tall, blond with a name ending in "son" or "org", or short and squart with dark hair and a name that ends in "opolus" The former. Neither side is dark. Their parents were probably heathen idolators as well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Greek and Norse? That's kind of strange. I'm Svedish and German. I'm so aryan it's sick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 *looks in box* NO GERMAN CHOCOLATE??? Ah well... *eats cupcakes and goes to bed* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 *eats cupcakes and goes to bed* <returns the spear while he sleeps> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I'm black and Cherokee edit: And Seminole(before my Moms side of the family hunts me down and kicks my ass)....I should REALLY hate white people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 *wakes up* I meant "spear" as in what Goldberg does. *goes back to bed* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I'm black and Cherokee....I should REALLY hate white people. Speaking of which, we've been thinking of moving you to another forum. There's not enough space for us white posters in NHB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I'm black and Cherokee edit: And Seminole(before my Moms side of the family hunts me down and kicks my ass)....I should REALLY hate white people. *Gets his hood* Cupcake Time's over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 I'm black and Cherokee edit: And Seminole(before my Moms side of the family hunts me down and kicks my ass)....I should REALLY hate white people. And we don't care much for you either! <shakes fist> (nothing but love, Ripper, nothing but love) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Hmmph. I figured my most excellent avatar would at least entitle me to a fucking cupcake around these parts. Unless all of you are gay, which would explain it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 *wakes up* I meant "spear" as in what Goldberg does. *goes back to bed* Too obvious Besides, is Goldberg someone you want to be emulating? I mean, he's Jewish! And a shitty wrestler, but still. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Hmmph. I figured my most excellent avatar would at least entitle me to a fucking cupcake around these parts. Unless all of you are gay, which would explain it. Oh Jesus Christ, I have no idea what you're talking about Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Hmmph. I figured my most excellent avatar would at least entitle me to a fucking cupcake around these parts. Unless all of you are gay, which would explain it. I was saving my last one to rub icing on the body parts of ethnically mixed women. Are you a ethnically mixed woman Tom...well...are you? Didn't think so. What?.... No, being one on the inside doesn't count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Just beat up Dutch and take his. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 Fuck you, I already ate that cupcake! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
