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Another superb site, mentioned in the love mail to TardBlog:

 

Black People Love Us!

 

"Sally loves to touch my hair! She always asks me how I got my hair to do this. That makes me feel special. Like I have magical powers!"

 

"Johnny is generous enough to remark upon how "articulate" I am! That makes me feel good!"

 

"Sally's always saying: "You go girl!" while "raising the roof" to mainstream hip-hop tracks at cheesy bars. That's fun! I relate to that."

 

"Sally and Johnny are always giving me my props on how good it is that I graduated from college and that I do not have any illegitimate children. The fact that I have never been to jail makes me a "credit to my race" in their eyes. They know my race needs all the credit it can get. Thanks for looking out you guys!"

 

Our White friends just don't get it!!

 

"It's crazy—Black people really do seem to love them!!"

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Guest TheGame2705
Another superb site, mentioned in the love mail to TardBlog:

 

Black People Love Us!

 

"Sally loves to touch my hair! She always asks me how I got my hair to do this. That makes me feel special. Like I have magical powers!"

 

"Johnny is generous enough to remark upon how "articulate" I am! That makes me feel good!"

 

"Sally's always saying: "You go girl!" while "raising the roof" to mainstream hip-hop tracks at cheesy bars. That's fun! I relate to that."

 

"Sally and Johnny are always giving me my props on how good it is that I graduated from college and that I do not have any illegitimate children. The fact that I have never been to jail makes me a "credit to my race" in their eyes. They know my race needs all the credit it can get. Thanks for looking out you guys!"

 

Our White friends just don't get it!!

 

"It's crazy—Black people really do seem to love them!!"

That site is great.

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Guest Mulatto Heat

I should be studying, and yet I'm reading the adventures of a sped teacher. I can't believe she'd actually use the word "tard".

 

And that Black People Love Us site is going to get fucking bookmarked!

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Guest croweater

Wow- I'm meant to be at Uni studying for a test.

But laughing my ass off comes first.

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Guest Mulatto Heat

Augusta rules.

 

That's all I got to say about that.

 

My sides are hurting. :lol:

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Guest The Old Me

That white people love us site has been around for a while, I think Hyatte linked to it around a year ago.

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Guest Smell the ratings!!!

holy fuck this is great. And I've only read three days.

 

I was supposed to study for a test too, but this is far more important. I love how she calls them "my little tards"

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blackpeopleloveus is the best website I've seen in quite some time. This one's my favorite.

 

"I like Johnny and Sally because they NEVER flaunt their wealth in front of me. In fact, they go to great lengths to keep their valuables as well as their wallets and purses as far away from me as possible. How cool is THAT???"

 

....simply awesome.

 

Also:

"Dear homepeeps Sally and Johnny,

 

I love Sally and Johnny because:

 

- They think my name, Baratunde, is so interesting and unique.

 

- Sally and Johnny recognize that as a black man, I'm an expert on self-defense and the ways of organized crime. Whenever they are about to go to a "bad" neighborhood, they ask me for my advice. That's phat.

 

- I met Sally and Johnny in high school history class. Whenever something about black people came up -- like slavery or Jim Crow or riots -- they would look at me, cause as the only black person in the class they were

confident I could explain the history of black America when I was only 15. No one else believed in me like you guys. Thanks!

 

- I love Johnny cause whenever he's looking for some weed, he knows that I'm the go-to guy. Even though I live in the burbs and spend all my time at the office, Johnny knows I keep my finger on the pulse of the drug-trafficking

community."

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Me and Sally use to be close partners back in the day. I used to fuck her real good till Johnny came in the picture riding on his new 20" rims with the system pumping. Johnny is a cool guy. He is always hooking me up with skinny white girls with no azz....I really miss hitting Sally from the back.....

 

That's GOLD~!

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