JasonX 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 From Scooter's new blog at http://scottkeith.blogspot.com/ Saturday, October 11, 2003 So I'm a big jerk... Speaking of the video card (15000 3DMarks on 2001SE, baby!), it also provides me with another entry in the neverending "reasons I'm still single" list, as my rushing out to Best Buy at 11:00 this morning meant that I was too tired to remember that I had offered to go see Kill Bill with my friend Colleen at 2:00 this afternoon. Of course, by the time I REMEMBERED that, it was 2:30, and I don't have a cell phone. Being the gentle soul she is, she offered to let me off with a punch and a kick. However, I think I should have been more offended when she loudly proclaimed "It's not a date!" in an offended voice when someone else suggested that it might be. So I say we're even. But then, that's probably another reason why I'm still single. // posted by Scott @ 11:16 PM comment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 So, going to Best Buy at ELEVEN in the morning means he's TOO TIRED to go to a MOVIE at TWO? Wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted October 12, 2003 Poor guy, when will he ever catch a break? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 12, 2003 something ironic about a girl wanting to see Kill Bill and then beating up his ugly ass... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 So, going to Best Buy at ELEVEN in the morning means he's TOO TIRED to go to a MOVIE at TWO? Wow. Maybe he didn't fall asleep early the night before Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted October 12, 2003 wow. someone actually gives a damn about SK still? making fun of Keith is so 2001. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 If he happens to become famous from his writing, which I doubt he will, then he will get some ladies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 Mole, the guy is an internet writer. An INTERNET writer. The sales of his two books were comprised mostly of those who enjoy his work on the net. I highly doubt that he'll ever become mainstream enough in order to become a famous seller...and writers don't exactly have groupies. If that was the case, why haven't we heard about Stephen King's groupies, John Grisham's hos or Tom Clancy's bitches? Not to mention...SK writes about wrestling. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 Not to mention...SK writes about wrestling. So I take it there are no Dames groupies either? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 Please...do you really think I pick up girls by harping on my Internet Writing? "Hey baby...I write about professional wrestling." Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 Dames harps on this Latino Thunder~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 "Hey baby... I write about professional wrestling." "That's nice. Does it make much money?" "Money?" "Ah." "Say, can I get your number?" "It's in the phone book." "But I don't know your name." "That's in the phone book too. Gotta run." "Girls don't like boys; girls like cars and money..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2003 See, she gets it. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted October 12, 2003 I have groupies. They're attracted by Mysteriousness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Decadent Slacker Report post Posted October 12, 2003 So, going to Best Buy at ELEVEN in the morning means he's TOO TIRED to go to a MOVIE at TWO? Wow. You'd be tired too if you woke up at 6 to sashay your 400lbs frame into the metropolis of Edmonton, get there at 11, hang out at the "Special Interest" DVD rack & try to act cool. God i love my superiority complex. I just wish it had a basis. I used to have groupies, too bad one out of three was reasonably attractive. The others either had three teeth or had a timeshare at the nearest abortion clinic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Real Nosferatu Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Damn it! Everyone stole my material...Anyway... Maybe his date was his sister or something. And if not, her getting miffed over people calling it a date can't be argued... All SK wants for christmas is a hair brush and WWE Shirt from sometime after 1995. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FigureFourTapes 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 he aint gonna get any pussy anyway! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DARRYLXWF 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 And written on SK's gravestone. RIP Scott Keith Beloved Internet Wrestling Personality Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 13, 2003 He should really go on the Atkins diet or something. I'm sure scooter likes cheese and meat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Cheese AND Meat? There's an idea... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Diggidy Dames has groupies. Unforunately they are all males and under 25 and post on this message board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottKeith Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Why must you all mock me? I'm Scott Keith damn it! The greatest writer of all time. My mother tells me so all the time! My books are awesome and have many uses: Paper weight coaster you can use them to even out your coffee table and as I discovered once they make excellent toilet paper. Now if you'll excuse me I have a date to go to. She works at BurgerKing and I can't wait for that discount! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Why must you all mock me? I'm Scott Keith damn it! The greatest writer of all time. My mother tells me so all the time! My books are awesome and have many uses: Paper weight coaster you can use them to even out your coffee table and as I discovered once they make excellent toilet paper. Now if you'll excuse me I have a date to go to. She works at BurgerKing and I can't wait for that discount! That was terrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted October 13, 2003 that's the point Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Real Nosferatu Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Scott Keith's favorite pass time is singing Shawn Michaels song "Sexy Boy" and dancing around iun a g-string... Theres a new nightmare for everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Scott Keith's favorite pass time is singing Shawn Michaels song "Sexy Boy" and dancing around iun a g-string... Theres a new nightmare for everyone. That is very strange, in my Dungeon of Doom, one of my characters was Fat Bastard, I later changed his name to scott Keith. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Decadent Slacker Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Nah, I have this bad vision a great weekend for Moby Keith where it's him alone (natch), cranking up Ratt, watching Benoit with the sound off & vaseline in hand, then yelling "BONZO GONZO" at the correct biological discharge level. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted October 14, 2003 Why must you all mock me? I'm Scott Keith damn it! The greatest writer of all time. My mother tells me so all the time! My books are awesome and have many uses: Paper weight coaster you can use them to even out your coffee table and as I discovered once they make excellent toilet paper. Now if you'll excuse me I have a date to go to. She works at BurgerKing and I can't wait for that discount! This gimmick is gold if you make threads in the WWE folder copying all of Kieth's rants as he churns them out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Real Nosferatu Report post Posted October 14, 2003 Or post them in the Column Corner or whatever. and TDS' latest post has just given me an awful image that makes me bust out laughin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2003 *throws panties at Dames* Yoo-hoo.....here's a groupie for you.....*blows a kiss* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
