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Guest The Real Nosferatu
For some reason, 24 hours later none of this has been proven.  HMMMMMMMMMM.

 

Its almost as if you are talking out your dickhole about this bullshit....ALMOST.

 

*strokes some obsene bodily hair, yet knows he can't top "ass dreads" so you have to use your imagination*

I've been working

 

At, you know, a newspaper, because I am, you know, A JOURNALIST

I call you out on, you know, fucking bullshit.

 

If people like you are, you know, journalists, then I'd, you know, shoot myself in the head.

 

 

And, you know, saying "[insert word], you know," is really fucking stupid making you look like you have the intelligence of a middle-schooler.

 

And how DARE Ripper acuse 1inch of having a dick!

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Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist
If people like you are, you know, journalists, then I'd, you know, shoot myself in the head

 

Well then here you go

hand-gun-01.png

 

Because I work freelance for the Sunday Tribune Newspaper here in Ireland

 

And, you know, saying "[insert word], you know," is really fucking stupid making you look like you have the intelligence of a middle-schooler.

 

Typing what i think

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Guest The Real Nosferatu
If people like you are, you know, journalists, then I'd, you know, shoot myself in the head

 

Well then here you go

hand-gun-01.png

 

Because I work freelance for the Sunday Tribune Newspaper here in Ireland

 

And, you know, saying "[insert word], you know," is really fucking stupid making you look like you have the intelligence of a middle-schooler.

 

Typing what i think

Sweet gun.

 

But acessory to suicide is a BANNABLE OFFENSE!!!

 

 

 

Ok it's not, but I always like throwing those two words out there now an then.

Edited by The Real Nosferatu

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Guest The Real Nosferatu

Woops. That's what I get for not paying attention to what I type.

 

BTW, it's can't*.

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Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist

Yeah, I know, but i was in a rush to prove that your'e like, you know, a fucking moron

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Guest The Real Nosferatu
Yeah, I know, but i was in a rush to prove that your'e like, you know, a fucking moron

You are suppose to capitalize "I".

 

And I do fuck morons. What's your point?

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Guest HoffmanHHH
"At, you know, a newspaper, because I am, you know, A JOURNALIST "

 

Obviously. Most journalists use 5 commas in a sentence.

In all fairness, despite using "you know" every other breath, he did follow proper comma rules.

 

Hey, two comma-rule-related posts in a row...HOFF OWNS.

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Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist

I might as well be talking to a brick wall here, for all the sense Nosferatu actually makes

 

Hypocrites sure piss me off

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Guest The Real Nosferatu

So 1inch is now "AlwaysPissedOff2".

 

Lets make him a Mod now.

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Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist

Actually, I wouldn't mind being a mod, especially in Misc. Promotions

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Actually, I wouldn't mind being a mod, especially in Misc. Promotions

god no

Wouldn't bother me seeing as I hardly go in there in the first place. I'd probably just starting posting around the Misc. folder for the sheer hilarity of seeing 1IP with power.

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Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist
Actually, I wouldn't mind being a mod, especially in Misc. Promotions

god no

Why, because I'd ban Johnathon Barber, which no-one else has the balls to do???????

 

I'd be pretty cool in the TNA Forum as well, I'd set up a OAO Fuck Jarrett Thread for me and Corey Lazarus

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Guest Jay Z. Hollywood
Actually, I wouldn't mind being a mod, especially in Misc. Promotions

god no

Wouldn't bother me seeing as I hardly go in there in the first place. I'd probably just starting posting around the Misc. folder for the sheer hilarity of seeing 1IP with power.

It's ironic, because we have Zack as a mod in Misc SPECIFICALLY to keep 1IP from being a dipshit.

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Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist

Yup, every few hours I come up with something to say, and people react like i have the Hanta Virus or something

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Yup, every few hours I come up with something to say, and people react like i have the Hanta Virus or something

Good show, good show! Keep up the good work.

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Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist

I know, I know, I'm trying

 

If I was a mod, I'd ban the following

 

-Johnathon Barber

-Examsun

-Mad Dog

-Syxx2001

-Nanks

 

And every other dispshit whoever crosses me

 

I'm like, Cool, because I have a fan club now, Haraga and Ernie Rowe. It's like I'm Raven, youre Punk and Julio, and wer'e in that fucked up bar

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Whoa! A mod can't just ban people because he feels like it! They actually have to have performed a bannable offense. This is why you should not be mod. Hell it's why I shouldn't be mod. I'd ban whoever pissed me off.

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For god's sake 1inch use punctuation and spelling! GAH! Just trying to read your typing is enough to make my IQ dribble to that of an infant. For being a "journalist" you sure don't show that on the board.

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