Explain THIS TO ME

[welshjerichomark 0]

Damn me this is some good shit.

[Guest Bottled Black]

WJM the only good shit around here is whatever rawmvp is smoking.

 

::Looks back at various posts::

Umm nevermind not even that is good.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Good lord...

 

This is like someone popping acid and then trying to write a Danielle Steel parody. Not a good combo.

 

It's not even that entertaining anymore. It's starting to drag on and get more stupid (if that was possible). Going from violent love triangles to a fifth grade joke and a cat licking a woman's crotch is a step down, despite you not having much lower to go, rawmvp.

[Art Sandusky 0]

He's so totally going to end up outside of Natalie's window with a boombox over his head, except it'll be playing a song he penned and recorded, called "My Sour Cream, Your Potato, Our Love."

[Guest Bottled Black]

For a second there I thought you were going to say "Shock the monkey"

[Firestarter 0]

a cat licking a woman's crotch

Why the hell would anyone actually try to get some poor cat to do that, anyway? Setting aside the morality of the whole thing, given how rough cats' tongues are, wouldn't that bloody well hurt? It'd be like rubbing sandpaper on your clit. Sounds like some BS stunt dreamed up by an obviously male porn writer.

[Guest rawmvp]

Later today I will post the conclusion of the GARGANTUAN ANNOUNCEMENT. Believe me, when all the pieces fall together, you'll go, "OHHHHHHHHH..."

 

Why the hell would anyone actually try to get some poor cat to do that, anyway? Setting aside the morality of the whole thing, given how rough cats' tongues are, wouldn't that bloody well hurt? It'd be like rubbing sandpaper on your clit.

 

Because Yelena is Russian and Russian girls like it rough. DUH.

[Firestarter 0]

Shut up.

[Hoff 0]

It's like the urban myth, with the dog and the peanut butter (or is that true?), but...mentally challenged.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'm not saying this guy should be banned from the board, but someone needs to ban him from ever, and I mean EVER, reproducing.

[Guest rawmvp]

Especially Chihuahas. For them it's a slight variation of the food they get at Taco Bell. Instead of the regular taco and beef, they get the taco and peanut butter.

 

(Imagine the Conan O'Brien dog)

 

QUIERO TACO CON EL PEANUT BUTTER!!!

[Spicy McHaggis 0]

Oh no. He thinks "moron" will work for a gimmick.

[Slayer 0]

I'm not saying this guy should be banned from the board, but someone needs to ban him from ever, and I mean EVER, reproducing.

I've got the bolt-cutters

[Guest rawmvp]

HA! You guys are too funny. I'm busting a nut here!

[Guest Bottled Black]

Hmmm maybe we should have let Mario haze this kid before they banned him.

Lets check the natural progression of this thread.

Interesting --> Unbelievable --> Car wreck --> 3 car pile-up --> Train Wreck --> Currently I would rank it as a Jack-knifed tractor trailer which is causing a traffic jam for 10 miles. You know the kind of thing that pisses you off immeasurably, but you keep looking out of shear curiosity.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

Remember that college athlete that got busted for going into his ex-girlfriend's apartment and taking a shit in her closet?

 

That guy>rawmvp

[TSA09 0]

I still go on record for saying OJ Hart was better

[Hoff 0]

Remember that college athlete that got busted for going into his ex-girlfriend's apartment and taking a shit in her closet?

 

That guy>rawmvp

Najeh Davenport, Serial Crapper

[CanadianChris 0]

I still go on record for saying OJ Hart was better

Yup.

 

At least that one had a shred of reality attached to it.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

Remember that college athlete that got busted for going into his ex-girlfriend's apartment and taking a shit in her closet?

 

That guy>rawmvp

Najeh Davenport, Serial Crapper

I didn't realize the guy ended up being drafted by the Packers. Gotta be a joke in there somewhere.

[Damaramu 0]

HA! You guys are too funny. I'm busting a nut here!

Shut up! Shut the fuck up you brainless moron! ARGH! *beats the ever loving shit out of rawmvp*

You are a sad sad little kid sitting in front of your parents computer trying to think up some shit after watching American Pie and James Bond to much!

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

I never heard of Najeh Davenport taking shits in an ex's closet. When was this?

[Downhome 0]

I'm not saying this guy should be banned from the board, but someone needs to ban him from ever, and I mean EVER, reproducing.

I think extreme stupidity should be a bannable offense.

[Art Sandusky 0]

The semen flew from my erect testosteronic column, and as it traveled through the air, I reflected on all that had brought me to this point, the exotic Russian girl who rejected me, her bromdignagian boyfriend, and the beatdown outside of her house... oh, that beatdown outside of her house. All I had done was astutely arrive with an archaic 80s portable stereo in my possession. Inside was an expertly recorded song written of my own unassuming Bic pen the previous week, taped onto the cassette was the title "My Sour Cream, Your Potato, Our Love." I stood outside of her window and raised the stereo above my head, much as, to use a wrestling analogy, Chris Benoit raised the WCW title over his head at Souled Out 2000. Play had already been pressed, now it was time for the melifluous melody to melt her Ukranian heart, much as it warmed the bodies of her vodka-bourne Russian family. The song burst from the speakers with great verve, and a figure came to her window after twenty seconds of my tremendous singing and guitar playing with a dash of bass guitar thrown in.

 

The figure was her boyfriend Roscoe. Roscoe is a mountain of a man, and was eager to take his frustrations out on the young man who had just made him go to the trouble of pulling his pants back on.

 

Here's Roscoe:

 

I attempted to flee, but Roscoe had me in his steel grip, and I absorbed more punishment than Mick Foley at King of the Ring 1998. Natalie begged him to stop so he wouldn't kill me and be placed back in prison, so he relented, telling me to never even look at his girlfriend again.

 

It will be difficult, considering that Natalie looks like this:

 

... but I will persevere. This girl, at one point, did ask me if she could borrow a pencil. The love in the air was electrifying.

 

And so the manseed landed upon my monitor, finally bringing me out of my daydreaming. The monitor seemed to be crying as the semen ran down its sheer vertical surface, much as I was crying over the girl that got away...

 

 

I shall never forget you, my dear.

Edited for... eh, something.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

HA! You guys are too funny. I'm busting a nut here!

Shut up! Shut the fuck up you brainless moron! ARGH! *beats the ever loving shit out of rawmvp*

You are a sad sad little kid sitting in front of your parents computer trying to think up some shit after watching American Pie and James Bond to much!

You care about this way too much.

[Hoff 0]

I never heard of Najeh Davenport taking shits in an ex's closet. When was this?

Funny story, kinda.

 

I don't think they ever pinned anything on him, but my friends and I ended up sticking him with the nickname "Serial Crapper."

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Man that's horrible....

[Damaramu 0]

HA! You guys are too funny. I'm busting a nut here!

Shut up! Shut the fuck up you brainless moron! ARGH! *beats the ever loving shit out of rawmvp*

You are a sad sad little kid sitting in front of your parents computer trying to think up some shit after watching American Pie and James Bond to much!

You care about this way too much.

Oh it's just annoying.......he's a brainless twit. His posts in the WWE folder lack complete common sense and he'd have a bigger break if I didn't really think he was an idiot.....

[A Happy Medium 0]

Yup...this has gone downhilll. Not much else to say.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

He's lurking.