alfdogg Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 On ESPNNEWS, they just said something to the effect of Steinbrenner's lack of support for the coaching staff. They said Zim lashed out at him and said he's done at the end of the Series, saying "I'm a human being, and I ain't been treated like one for 11 months." Discuss.
JangoFett4Hire Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 He's a gerbil. Maybe Richard Gere will hire him.
C Dubya 04 Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 Does anyone know what Zimmer actually does anyway? Besides take up bench room.
sfaJack Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 Someone has to say it: Zim is just avoiding another round with Pedro.
Slayer Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 Does anyone know what Zimmer actually does anyway? Besides take up bench room. He makes David Wells feel better about not being the fattest man in the dugout
Guest Choken One Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 zimmer is pretty much what you would call Comedic Relief/Inspirational movtivator...Torre wanted to laugh a little and Zimmer really shaped and modeled Jeter.
NYU Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 zimmer is pretty much what you would call Comedic Relief/Inspirational movtivator...Torre wanted to laugh a little and Zimmer really shaped and modeled Jeter. So basically he does nothing is what you're saying. Wait....wait....no, scratch that. He also occasionally gets his fat ass rolled along the field when he starts thinking he's tougher than he actually is, not to mention 40 years younger. Gotcha.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 He'll have more free time now to run around in his wheel and lose weight
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 In all seriousness, Zimmer is an advice guy. He's got loads of managerial and coaching experience, and he's a fairly intelligent guy.
Guest Smues Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Damnit, everytime I see Zimmer I can't help but think NOTHING STOPS THE BLOB!! but it appears something finally did.
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 The Yankees keep all their Halloween candy in his head.
Brush with Greatness Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Wow, Zimmer is actually an employee of the Yankees. I thought he was just one of those handicap guys that was into sports so the team let him hang around with them. Sort of like that "Radio" movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. coming up soon.
Guest Mindless_Aggression Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 For some reason, I always saw him sitting on the bench and complaining constantly. "Wheres my jello?! Whos gonna drive me home?! You're not my regular nurse! Merle died ya know!" Or one of those uber bitter old bastards who just bitches about how much better he was than everyone. "Feh! Martinez is a pussy! Back in my day, if a pitcher threw at us, we put his ass in a wheelchair! Why I played a whole game with a baseball buried in my skull. Still got 2 doubles and stole a base! Pussies, all of em!" In any case, that man went to the school that burnt down before they even built the old school.
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