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the pinjockey · January 4, 2005

Alright, since I have become a backup I would like to kill my guy at the end of this season.

hhh6294 · January 8, 2005

bump.

Don't kill this now Evo! We still care!

Sly · January 10, 2005

The Pride suck now... I hate my life...

January 16, 2005

Just letting you guys know that even though the past few weeks have been hell on Earth, I'm not giving up on my baby and you can expect an SFBL update on Monday.

EDIT: That's tomorrow, not next Monday.

USC Wuz Robbed! · January 16, 2005

If you're still accepting players:

Player Creation Template

First Name: Chris

Last Name: Stanton

Nickname: "Slasher"

Number: 13

Origin: (USA, etc.): California, USA

Birth date: 07/19/83

Age to start: 21

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 195

Bats: Right

Throws: Right

Position: Starting Pitcher

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Pitches:

Fastball

Curveball

Slider

Sinker

Knuckleball

Loyalty:Loyal, endorses team

Needs winner: No, doesn't care

Leader ability:Some ability

Clutch performance: Normal

Consistency:Good

Duration - 2

Avoiding hits vs. Right-handed batters - 2

Avoiding homeruns TALENT - 1

Avoiding homeruns vs. Right-handed batters - 1

Striking out Left-handed batters - 3

Striking out Right-handed batters - 3

January 18, 2005

I am accepting players for the 2022 season, but the rule is that pitchers get 11 points, and I'm counting 12 points that you allocated for Chris Stanton. A simple edit will do, I'm not going to get bent out of shape about it unless you're still using 12 points by the time the ammy draft runs around (and that won't be for awhile, knowing my pace).

SFBL

June 2021

Best Team in June: The Philadelphia Freedom. From the worst team in the SFBL in May to the best team in June, the Freedom certainly didn't allow June to be a "swoon" month for their team, lighting up with a 20-7 month and rocketing to the front of the weak East division, building a five-game lead over the second place New York Bums. There were plenty of highlights for the Freedom to enjoy this month, including taking three out of four from the Oklahoma Freedom and two out of three from the Seattle Frasiers. The glory might not last long, but at least for one month, the Freedom can feel safe in knowing that they did exceptionally well.

Worst Team in June: The Houston Horny Toads. Houston is beginning to fall in a rut and may find themselves in big trouble if they can't turn their misfortunes around in the second half of the season. With a 9-18 month, Houston fell to dead last in the North-South Central, seven games behind division leading Memphis. Although Houston has been known for the past several years to be largely mediocre, fans are beginning to get upset at the amount of talent that is passing through Houston without a second glance and just being wasted on a team that, on a whole, cannot be saved by those one or two talented men. It's a frustrating time in Texas, and it'll only get worse if the second half is more of the same for Houston.

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SFBL PLAYERS IN THE NEWS:

Sunday, June 3rd, 2021:

Las Vegas' Hannon out for five weeks

LAS VEGAS - Las Vegas' third baseman Patrick Hannon will miss about five weeks after he hurt himself badly in the seventh inning of the game between the Las Vegas Jokers and the New York Bums. He fielded a ball off the bat of Brent Wassenberg, threw a bullet to first and immediately signaled that he wasn't OK. Las Vegas wasted no time and rushed him to an hospital. Team officials were informed later that Hannon had suffered a strained tricep muscle. Patrick has gone 53 for 217 (.244) this season, hitting nine homeruns and driving in 26 runs. He has scored 36 runs on his own.

Monday, June 4th, 2021:

Henderson wins Player of the Week award

The North-South's best player of the week was Memphis' Robert Henderson, who wins the award for the 33rd time in his career. Henderson hepled his team with an average of .357 and 7 RBI in 28 at bats.

Monday, June 18th, 2021:

Quahog's Dehn wins Player of the Week award

Jonathan Dehn wins his 5th Player of the Week award. North-South pitchers couldn't figure out how to retire this guy all week long. Dehn helped his team with an average of .464 and 9 RBI in 28 at bats. Dehn has walked 38 times this year and posts a .390 OBP. While batting .300, 81 for 270, he has driven in 40 runs.

Monday, June 25th, 2021:

Memphis' Henderson wins Player of the Week award

Robert Henderson wins his 34th Player of the Week award. North-South pitchers couldn't figure out how to retire this guy all week long. Robert went 16 for 31 (.516), while hitting 5 HR and collecting 11 RBI. He got at least one hit each game this week and is on a seven game hitting streask right now. Robert has gone 107 for 272 (.393) this season, hitting 24 homeruns and driving in 68 runs. He has scored 80 runs on his own. He's 1st in the North-South in batting, 1st in homeruns and 5th in RBI!

SFBL Standings

Injuries:

Sunday 6/3/2021 :

LV: Patrick Hannon was injured while throwing a ball.

Diagnosis: Strained Tricep Muscle.

He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 5 weeks.

Sunday 6/10/2021 :

BOS: Christian Fury was injured while running the bases.

Diagnosis: Tight Knee.

He is out for about 1-2 weeks.

Tuesday 6/26/2021 :

BAL: Paco Fernandez was injured while throwing a ball.

Diagnosis: Sore Shoulder.

He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 6 days.

TSM Rankings:

Batters - Last Month:

1) Jonathan Dehn (.356, 5 HR, 18 RBI, 26 R, 36 H, 9 2B, 2 3B, 11 SB, 13 BB)

2) Robert Henderson (.408, 6 HR, 20 RBI, 18 R, 31 H, 7 2B, 0 3B, 4 SB, 5 BB)

3) Jesse Ewiak (.436, 3 HR, 17 RBI, 24 R, 44 H, 8 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 8 BB)

4) Mike Van Siclen (.337, 4 HR, 18 RBI, 18 R, 32 H, 7 2B, 2 3B, 2 SB, 8 BB)

5) Joey Zurn (.351, 3 HR, 16 RBI, 14 R, 34 H, 5 2B, 0 3B, 8 SB, 10 BB)

6) Austin Sly (.281, 7 HR, 19 RBI, 19 R, 32 H, 4 2B, 1 3B, 2 SB, 15 BB)

7) Christian Fury (.235, 6 HR, 21 RBI, 18 R, 27 H, 3 2B, 1 3B, 11 SB, 7 BB)

8) Timothy Marsch (.264, 5 HR, 14 RBI, 19 R, 23 H, 5 2B, 1 3B, 10 SB, 7 BB)

9) Edward James (.301, 6 HR, 20 RBI, 15 R, 25 H, 2 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 8 BB)

10) Winston Ghandi (.258, 4 HR, 13 RBI, 22 R, 25 H, 9 2B, 1 3B, 0 SB, 18 BB)

11) Andre Chevalier (.286, 2 HR, 16 RBI, 14 R, 28 H, 8 2B, 1 3B, 3 SB, 15 BB)

12) Paco Fernandez (.233, 1 HR, 14 RBI, 15 R, 24 H, 10 2B, 1 3B, 12 SB, 8 BB)

13) Patrick Hannon (.252, 3 HR, 14 RBI, 15 R, 27 H, 5 2B, 1 3B, 4 SB, 12 BB)

14) Adam West (.226, 1 HR, 7 RBI, 17 R, 24 H, 6 2B, 0 3B, 5 SB, 10 BB)

15) Logan Caldwell (.255, 1 HR, 12 RBI, 12 R, 24 H, 9 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 8 BB)

16) Carlos Desantis (.234, 0 HR, 4 RBI, 8 R, 18 H, 2 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 5 BB)

17) Charlie Matthews (.214, 1 HR, 3 RBI, 4 R, 3 H, 1 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 3 BB)

18) David Hunter (.500, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 0 R, 1 H, 0 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 1 BB)

19) Brandon Rhodes (A)

20) RJ Frost (free agent)

21) Joseph Corbin (free agent)

Batters - This Month:

1) Robert Henderson (.339, 11 HR, 25 RBI, 37 R, 40 H, 7 2B, 1 3B, 5 SB, 12 BB)

2) Austin Sly (.366, 8 HR, 25 RBI, 25 R, 37 H, 11 2B, 3 3B, 3 SB, 7 BB)

3) Timothy Marsch (.305, 9 HR, 27 RBI, 17 R, 29 H, 3 2B, 1 3B, 9 SB, 2 BB)

4) Jesse Ewiak (.404, 4 HR, 22 RBI, 21 R, 38 H, 11 2B, 2 3B, 2 SB, 6 BB)

5) Jonathan Dehn (.313, 5 HR, 22 RBI, 18 R, 31 H, 10 2B, 1 3B, 9 SB, 11 BB)

6) Edward James (.351, 6 HR, 19 RBI, 15 R, 34 H, 5 2B, 1 3B, 7 SB, 12 BB)

7) Carlos Desantis (.298, 1 HR, 19 RBI, 21 R, 34 H, 6 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 11 BB)

8) Winston Ghandi (.264, 5 HR, 15 RBI, 19 R, 24 H, 3 2B, 2 3B, 0 SB, 25 BB)

9) Adam West (.221, 3 HR, 16 RBI, 16 R, 23 H, 6 2B, 2 3B, 10 SB, 8 BB)

10) Joey Zurn (.224, 4 HR, 22 RBI, 13 R, 22 H, 4 2B, 2 3B, 4 SB, 9 BB)

11) Logan Caldwell (.372, 2 HR, 9 RBI, 6 R, 35 H, 5 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 5 BB)

12) Andre Chevalier (.267, 2 HR, 10 RBI, 14 R, 27 H, 10 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 11 BB)

13) Paco Fernandez (.308, 1 HR, 1 RBI, 14 R, 24 H, 6 2B, 1 3B, 8 SB, 11 BB)

14) Mike Van Siclen (.338, 0 HR, 5 RBI, 10 R, 26 H, 11 2B, 2 3B, 0 SB, 3 BB)

15) Christian Fury (.222, 1 HR, 10 RBI, 3 R, 12 H, 6 2B, 1 3B, 2 SB, 4 BB)

16) Patrick Hannon (.091, 1 HR, 1 RBI, 2 R, 1 H, 0 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 0 BB)

17) Charlie Matthews (.154, 0 HR, 2 RBI, 2 R, 2 H, 1 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 0 BB)

18) David Hunter (.000, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 1 R, 0 H, 0 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 0 BB)

19) Brandon Rhodes (A)

20) RJ Frost (free agent)

21) Brandon Rhodes (free agent)

Batters - Overall:

1) Robert Henderson (.380, 24 HR, 71 RBI, 81 R, 109 H, 22 2B, 1 3B, 16 SB, 30 BB) (=)

2) Jesse Ewiak (.393, 11 HR, 56 RBI, 61 R, 119 H, 25 2B, 3 3B, 4 SB, 21 BB) (+1)

3) Joey Zurn (.310, 15 HR, 60 RBI, 54 R, 90 H, 18 2B, 2 3B, 29 SB, 33 BB) (-1)

4) Timothy Marsch (.294, 17 HR, 54 RBI, 57 H, 82 H, 15 2B, 5 3B, 25 SB, 17 BB) (+2)

5) Jonathan Dehn (.301, 12 HR, 48 RBI, 60 R, 91 H, 25 2B, 4 3B, 27 SB, 43 BB) (=)

6) Winston Ghandi (.320, 13 HR, 52 RBI, 65 R, 93 H, 24 2B, 4 3B, 0 SB, 52 BB) (-2)

7) Austin Sly (.281, 19 HR, 55 RBI, 60 R, 90 H, 22 2B, 4 3B, 7 SB, 28 BB) (+3)

8) Edward James (.340, 13 HR, 48 RBI, 46 R, 86 H, 12 2B, 2 3B, 11 SB, 24 BB) (=)

9) Christian Fury (.243, 10 HR, 50 RBI, 40 R, 66 H, 17 2B, 2 3B, 23 SB, 24 BB) (-2)

10) Andre Chevalier (.284, 6 HR, 44 RBI, 42 R, 82 H, 28 2B, 1 3B, 5 SB, 36 BB) (-1)

11) Adam West (.252, 4 HR, 33 RBI, 52 R, 80 H, 22 2B, 2 3B, 26 SB, 26 BB) (+2)

12) Paco Fernandez (.269, 4 HR, 28 RBI, 45 R, 73 H, 25 2B, 2 3B, 25 SB, 22 BB) (-1)

13) Mike Van Siclen (.298, 6 HR, 30 RBI, 33 R, 71 H, 23 2B, 4 3B, 2 SB, 18 BB) (+1)

14) Carlos Desantis (.281, 3 HR, 36 RBI, 40 R, 83 H, 13 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 17 BB) (+1)

15) Patrick Hannon (.244, 9 HR, 26 RBI, 36 R, 53 H, 13 2B, 1 3B, 6 SB, 26 BB) (-3)

16) Logan Caldwell (.306, 5 HR, 26 RBI, 24 R, 71 H, 16 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 15 BB) (=)

17) Charlie Matthews (.226, 3 HR, 7 RBI, 9 R, 7 H, 2 2B, 0 3B, 1 SB, 3 BB) (=)

18) RJ Frost (.234, 0 HR, 3 RBI, 3 R, 11 H, 1 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 4 BB) (=)

19) David Hunter (.143, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 3 R, 1 H, 0 2B, 0 3B, 0 SB, 2 BB) (=)

20) Brandon Rhodes (A) (=)

21) Joseph Corbin (free agent) (=)

Starting Pitchers:

1) Nigel McClain (5-6, 3.72 ERA, 65 Ks, 22 BB, 1.22 WHIP, 3.59 ERC)

2) Frigid Soul (4-5, 4.02 ERA, 88 Ks, 48 BB, 1.39 WHIP, 3.91 ERC)

3) Marvin Jenkins (8-0, 3.17 ERA, 69 Ks, 39 BB, 1.38 WHIP, 3.94 ERC)

4) Gabriel Cirillo (5-5, 4.50 ERA, 76 Ks, 48 BB, 1.31 WHIP, 3.43 ERC)

5) Eric LeBeau (5-10, 4.92 ERA, 67 Ks, 51 BB, 1.47 WHIP, 4.63 ERC)

6) Charlie Simmons (6-6, 4.98 ERA, 59 Ks, 42 BB, 1.55 WHIP, 5.07 ERC)

7) Ann Onita (6-9, 6.70 ERA, 50 Ks, 66 BB, 1.76 WHIP, 6.35 ERC)

Relievers:

1) Rolf Dreikugeln (2-1 (3 SV), 2.25 ERA, 28 Ks, 11 BB, 1.21 WHIP, 2.61 ERC)

2) Peter Kostka (6-2, 2.84 ERA, 29 Ks, 12 BB, 1.11 WHIP, 2.75 ERC)

3) Tiny Gonzales (1-0 (1 SV), 5.73 ERA, 24 Ks, 19 BB, 1.52 WHIP, 5.02 ERC)

RECORD TRACKER

Tracks which batting records are on track to be broken by TSM players.

[Record, Player, Team, Year]

Batting Average

East-West - No [.379, Robert Gennari, Boston, 2016]

North-South - No [.405, Robert Henderson, Vancouver, 2014]

TSM - No [.405, Robert Henderson, Vancouver, 2014]

At Bats

East-West - No [686, Javin Brodman, Baltimore, 2020]

North-South - No [718, Shimetarou Naoki, Vancouver, 2017]

TSM - No [696, Carlos Desantis, Atlanta, 2020]

Hits

East-West - No [229, Shiro Suzuki, Phoenix, 2012]

North-South - No [252, Robert Henderson, Vancouver, 2014]

TSM - No [252, Robert Henderson, Vancouver, 2014]

Doubles

East-West - No [68, David Tondus, Montreal, 2018]

North-South - No [72, Mark Mclean, Vancouver, 2011]

TSM - Yes (Andre Cheavlier, on pace for 56) [53, Andre Chevalier, New Orleans, 2020]

Triples

East-West - No [19, John Duffner, Denver, 2016]

North-South - No [18, Paco Fernandez, Jacksonville, 2016]

TSM - No [18, Paco Fernandez, Jacksonville, 2016]

Homeruns

East-West - No [60, Shimetarou Naoki, Baltimore, 2009]

North-South - No [63, Jc Morello, Houston, 2013]

TSM - No [56, Robert Henderson, Memphis, 2019]

Runs Batted In

East-West - No [166, Shimetarou Naoki, Baltimore, 2009]

North-South - No [176, Robert Henderson, Memphis, 2019]

TSM - No [176, Robert Henderson, Memphis, 2019]

Runs

East-West - No [141, Manny Donato, Seattle, 2015]

North-South - Yes (Robert Henderson, on pace for 179) [146, John Scherfenberg, New Orleans, 2016]

TSM - Yes (Robert Henderson, on pace for 179) [144, Carlos Desantis, Atlanta, 2011]

Base on Balls

East-West - No [149, Sergio Santana, Boston, 2004]

North-South - No [144, Herbert Huber, Jacksonville, 2006]

TSM - No [130, Winston Ghandi, Jacksonville, 2010]

Strikeouts

East-West - No [192, Alex Mcconnaughey, Denver, 2017]

North-South - No [197, Marcus Wernicke, Kansas City, 2019]

TSM - No [154, Joseph Corbin, Charlotte, 2013]

Stolen Bases

East-West - No [74, Freeman Hostetter, Seattle, 2006]

North-South - No [77, Tike Quadros, Jacksonville, 2014]

TSM - No [73, Jonathan Dehn, Columbus, 2019]

MILESTONE TRACKER

Tracks TSM players as they track down career milestones.

Numbers represent the position of the TSM player on the all-time career leaderboard.

Those that don't make the top 25 will be listed without a ranking, simply a number to show how close they are to the 25th-ranked player in that stat.

3,000 Hits

1. Carlos Desantis 3485

3. Robert Henderson 2979

5. RJ Frost 2871

8. Winston Ghandi 2771

10. Logan Caldwell 2682

11. Edward James 2651

24. David Hunter 2272

25. Zachariah Orlowski 2237

Patrick Hannon 1789

Charlie Matthews 1123

Timothy Marsch 1048

Austin Sly 1010

Mike Van Siclen 867

Paco Fernandez 834

Jonathan Dehn 813

Adam West 780

Jesse Ewiak 654

Joseph Corbin 650

Christian Fury 358

Andre Chevalier 291

Joey Zurn 230

Brandon Rhodes 177

500 Homeruns

3. Robert Henderson 535

5. RJ Frost 520

6. Carlos Desantis 520

18. Edward James 410

21. Logan Caldwell 394

25. Herbert Huber 363

Patrick Hannon 356

Winston Ghandi 329

David Hunter 293

Charlie Matthews 196

Austin Sly 174

Mike Van Siclen 127

Timothy Marsch 118

Joseph Corbin 96

Paco Fernandez 96

Jonathan Dehn 88

Jesse Ewiak 82

Adam West 81

Christian Fury 57

Andre Chevalier 38

Brandon Rhodes 30

Joey Zurn 19

1500 RBI

1. Carlos Desantis 1914

2. RJ Frost 1883

6. Robert Henderson 1721

13. Winston Ghandi 1552

14. Logan Caldwell 1537

16. Edward James 1501

25. Shiro Suzuki 1326

David Hunter 1282

Patrick Hannon 1155

Charlie Matthews 684

Austin Sly 654

Timothy Marsch 494

Mike Van Siclen 467

Paco Fernandez 417

Jonathan Dehn 401

Jesse Ewiak 376

Adam West 374

Joseph Corbin 341

Christian Fury 254

Andre Chevalier 173

Joey Zurn 117

Brandon Rhodes 96

500 Doubles

13. Winston Ghandi 531

15. Logan Caldwell 520

16. RJ Frost 519

25. Carlos Desantis 469

Edward James 436

Robert Henderson 435

Patrick Hannon 405

David Hunter 377

Charlie Matthews 263

Austin Sly 205

Paco Fernandez 194

Mike Van Siclen 188

Timothy Marsch 187

Adam West 186

Jonathan Dehn 166

Joseph Corbin 151

Jesse Ewiak 146

Christian Fury 93

Andre Chevalier 81

Joey Zurn 51

Brandon Rhodes 44

150 Triples

1. David Hunter 134

2. Edward James 128

3. Logan Caldwell 123

4. Winston Ghandi 119

25. Brandon Musselwhite 69

Carlos Desantis 68

RJ Frost 67

Robert Henderson 64

Paco Fernandez 58

Mike Van Siclen 57

Timothy Marsch 47

Joseph Corbin 43

Patrick Hannon 38

Charlie Matthews 35

Adam West 35

Jonathan Dehn 34

Austin Sly 28

Christian Fury 14

Jesse Ewiak 13

Joey Zurn 9

Brandon Rhodes 8

Andre Chevalier 3

2000 Runs

1. Carlos Desantis 2051

4. Winston Ghandi 1796

6. RJ Frost 1755

9. Robert Henderson 1735

12. Edward James 1573

14. Logan Caldwell 1498

19. David Hunter 1433

25. Henry Devleeschouwer 1309

Patrick Hannon 1144

Charlie Matthews 718

Austin Sly 608

Timothy Marsch 588

Jonathan Dehn 567

Paco Fernandez 562

Adam West 497

Mike Van Siclen 492

Joseph Corbin 393

Jesse Ewiak 347

Christian Fury 219

Andre Chevalier 144

Brandon Rhodes 140

Joey Zurn 125

1500 Walks

3. Winston Ghandi 1629

11. Carlos Desantis 1280

18. RJ Frost 1153

25. Henry Develeeschouwer 1076

Logan Caldwell 864

Patrick Hannon 822

Robert Henderson 772

Edward James 754

David Hunter 666

Charlie Matthews 496

Austin Sly 356

Jonathan Dehn 331

Paco Fernandez 268

Mike Van Siclen 263

Timothy Marsch 257

Adam West 241

Joseph Corbin 219

Jesse Ewiak 193

Christian Fury 141

Joey Zurn 89

Andre Chevalier 87

Brandon Rhodes 73

300 Wins

4. Marvin Jenkins 213

5. Eric LeBeau 212

25. Manuel Chao 152

Peter Kostka 116

Ann Onita 95

Rolf Dreikugeln 74

Nigel McClain 64

Gabriel Cirillo 56

Frigid Soul 45

Charlie Simmons 23

Tiny Gonzales 9

600 Saves

9. Rolf Dreikugeln 313

25. Emilio Carrasco 204

Peter Kostka 18

Tiny Gonzales 1

PLAYER DEVELOPMENT

Carlos Desantis's talent in avoiding strikeouts drops...

Carlos Desantis's talent in hitting for average drops...

CHANGE IN ROLES

(bold players indicate that their roles changed)

Adam West - playing shortstop for the Bums, leading off against right-handed pitchers and batting fifth against left-handed pitchers.

Andre Chevalier - playing leftfield for the Crunk Machine, batting fourth against right-handed pitchers and batting sixth against left-handed pitchers.

Ann Onita - pitching second in the Pride's major league rotation.

Austin Sly - playing rightfield for the Pride, leading off against right-handed pitchers and batting fifth against left-handed pitchers.

Brandon Rhodes - playing second base for Montreal's A team, batting fourth.

Carlos DeSantis - playing first base for the Hanoi Janes, batting ninth against right-handed pitchers and batting second against left-handed pitchers.

Charlie Matthews - defensive backup at catcher for the Crime Spree.

Charlie Simmons - pitching fourth in Oklahoma's major league rotation.

Christian Fury - playing first base for the Tea Baggers, batting fifth against right-handed and left-handed pitchers.

David Hunter - defensive backup at second base for the Jokers.

Edward James - playing third base for the Guerreros, batting third against right-handed pitchers and batting fifth against left-handed pitchers.

Eric LeBeau - pitching second in the Crime Spree's major league rotation.

Frigid Soul - pitching third in the Bums' major league rotation.

Gabriel Cirillo - pitching second in the Twisters' major league rotation.

Jesse Ewiak - playing first base for the Pride, batting third against right-handed and left-handed pitchers.

Joey Zurn - playing leftfield for the Glory Holes, batting fifth against right-handed pitchers and leading off against left-handed pitchers.

Jonathan Dehn - playing centerfield for the Quagmires, batting leadoff against right-handed pitchers and batting fourth against left-handed pitchers.

Joseph Corbin - free agent.

Logan Caldwell - playing third base for the Motor Vehicles, batting seventh against right-handed pitchers and batting eighth against left-handed pitchers.

Marvin Jenkins - pitching third in the Twisters' major league rotation.

Mike Van Siclen - playing third base for the Crunk Machine against right-handed pitchers, batting ninth. Does not bat against left-handed pitchers.

Nigel McClain - pitching first in the Pride's major league rotation.

Paco Fernandez - playing third base for the Crime Spree, leading off against right-handed and left-handed pitchers.

Patrick Hannon - on the disabled list.

Peter Kostka - middle reliever for the Freedom.

RJ Frost - free agent.

Robert Henderson - playing first base for the Eels, batting third against right-handed and left-handed pitchers.

Rolf Dreikugeln - set-up reliever for the Ashes.

Timothy Marsch - playing catcher for the Quagmires, batting seventh against right-handed pitchers and leading off against left-handed pitchers.

Tiny Gonzales - set-up reliever for the Crunk Machine.

Winston Ghandi - playing shortstop for the Jackoffs, batting third against left-handed and right-handed pitchers.

LEAGUE LEADERS

East-West Batting Average

.379 Jared "Kentucky" Yerby, PHI

.351 Zoilo Castillo, BAL

.339 Dave "Succotash" Sospiri, OKL

North-South Batting Average

.393 "Vagabond" Jesse Ewiak, COL

.380 "Big Red" Robert Henderson, MEM

.365 Bruno "Ruby" Soto, JAC

East-West Homeruns

25 Dave "Succotash" Sospiri, OKL

24 Jason Hensarling, BAL

19 "Grandpa" Alex Mcconnaughey, DEN

North-South Homeruns

24 "Big Red" Robert Henderson, MEM

24 Harry Bleise, HOU

23 Nat "Medium-Rare" Mortensen, VAN

East-West Runs Batted In

83 Jason Hensarling, BAL

79 Dave "Succotash" Sospiri, OKL

66 "Grandpa" Alex Mcconnaughey, DEN

North-South Runs Batted In

78 Hadley Reabold, QUA

77 Bruno "Ruby" Soto, JAC

73 Balesio Varela, JAC

East-West Stolen Bases

36 Jens Alvardo, OKL

29 "Rocketbuster" Joey Zurn, LA

28 Luciano "Be-bop" Bubela, BOS

North-South Stolen Bases

36 "Domo Arigato" Manny Donato, MEM

27 Andrew Cuprik, KAN

27 Jonathan "Tortis" Dehn, QUA

East-West Earned Run Average

2.05 "The Shark Finn" William Tienhaara, BOS

2.06 "Groundhog" Whit Periman, LA

2.69 Andrew Fasquelle, OKL

North-South Earned Run Average

1.80 Sylvester Wheeler, CHA

2.89 Miguel Moldonado, QUA

3.31 Roberto Velez, COL

East-West Wins

11 Tim "Hack" Neal, LA

10 Andrew Fasquelle, OKL

10 "Groundhog" Whit Periman, LA

North-South Wins

10 Jared Mountney, VAN

10 Yosy Valdez, NRL

9 Miguel Moldonado, QUA

East-West Strikeouts

168 Binky Musty, NY

114 Paul Wiley, LV

112 Andrew Fasquelle, OKL

North-South Strikeouts

128 Boris Pacheco, QUA

111 Mack "The Knife" Saberton, MEX

108 Jared Mountney, VAN

TheSFBL.com is being updated, be patient...

January 18, 2005

These players were selected for the EW OOTP-Allstar Team :

P Whit Periman from Los Angeles (1st All-Star Selection)

P Andrew Fasquelle from Oklahoma (5th All-Star Selection, 1st East-West All-Star Selection, 3rd Consecutive All-Star Selection)

P Tim Neal from Los Angeles (6th All-Star Selection)

P William Tienhaara from Boston (5th All-Star Selection, 1st East-West All-Star Selection)

P Tipsy Gesner from Seattle (6th All-Star Selection)

P Timothy Foster from Phoenix

P Marvin Jenkins from Oklahoma (7th All-Star Selection)

P Joe Koleski from Las Vegas (1st All-Star Selection)

P Jim Field from Denver (2nd All-Star Selection, 1st All-Star Selection in six years)

P Robert Statler from Philadelphia (1st All-Star Selection)

C Dan Downey from Seattle (1st All-Star Selection)

C Salvator Matos from Oklahoma (1st All-Star Selection)

1B Alex Mcconnaughey from Denver

2B Jens Alvardo from Oklahoma (1st All-Star Selection)

3B Rich Wilson from Montreal

SS Alejandro Pulido from Oklahoma

LF Dave Sospiri from Oklahoma

CF Jason Hensarling from Baltimore (1st All-Star Selection)

RF Jose Etenza from Denver (8th Consecutive All-Star Selection)

1B Jackie Schwebel from Phoenix (1st All-Star Selection)

LF Jared Yerby from Philadelphia

LF Joey Zurn from Los Angeles (1st All-Star Selection)

LF Oscar Ortiz from Seattle (5th All-Star Selection, 1st All-Star Selection in six years)

3B Nathan Smith from New York (5th All-Star Selection)

2B Benicio Cantu from Chicago (1st All-Star Selection)

These players were selected for the NS OOTP-Allstar Team :

P Jarod Mountney from Vancouver

P Sylvester Wheeler from Charlotte (1st All-Star Selection)

P Eugene Viljoen from Memphis (4th Consecutive All-Star Selection)

P Yosy Valdez from New Orleans (1st All-Star Selection)

P Berry Odell from Quahog (1st All-Star Selection)

P Alex Avalos from Jacksonville (1st All-Star Selection)

P Boris Pacheco from Quahog (1st All-Star Selection)

P Jeff Mclean from Charlotte (1st All-Star Selection)

P Fredrick Dale from Detroit

P Fred Sanford from New Orleans (1st All-Star Selection)

C Timothy Marsch from Quahog

C Jody Saunders from Houston

1B Robert Henderson from Memphis (11th Consecutive All-Star Selection, 13th Overall All-Star Selection)

2B Harry Bleise from Houston

3B Robert Gridderson from Memphis (1st All-Star Selection)

SS Winston Ghandi from Jacksonville (9th Consecutive All-Star Selection)

LF Bruno Soto from Jacksonville (1st All-Star Selection)

CF Manny Donato from Memphis

RF Balesio Varela from Vancouver (6th All-Star Selection)

1B Jesse Ewiak from Columbus

LF John Scherfenberg from Columbus (7th All-Star Selection)

LF Steven Zuber from Memphis (1st All-Star Selection)

CF Jonathan Dehn from Quahog

2B Fernando Ornelas from Memphis

2B Gene Looney from New Orleans (1st All-Star Selection in Six Years)

KingPK · January 18, 2005

Want me to delete that first post for you, Evo?

January 18, 2005

Want me to delete that first post for you, Evo?

Nope, it's all good, since both posts contain information regarding the SFBL. So it all fits.

USC Wuz Robbed! · January 18, 2005

If you're still accepting players:

Player Creation Template

First Name: Chris

Last Name: Stanton

Nickname: "Slasher"

Number: 13

Origin: (USA, etc.): California, USA

Birth date: 07/19/83

Age to start: 21

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 195

Bats: Right

Throws: Right

Position: Starting Pitcher

****

Pitches:

Fastball

Curveball

Slider

Sinker

Knuckleball

Loyalty:Loyal, endorses team

Needs winner: No, doesn't care

Leader ability:Some ability

Clutch performance: Normal

Consistency:Good

Duration - 2

Avoiding hits vs. Right-handed batters - 2

Avoiding homeruns TALENT - 1

Avoiding homeruns vs. Right-handed batters - 1

Striking out Left-handed batters - 2

Striking out Right-handed batters - 3

Edited to fit 11 points.

MarvinisaLunatic · January 19, 2005

P Marvin Jenkins from Oklahoma (7th All-Star Selection)

If he doesn't pitch in this year's game, then...well it will be like the previous 6 times.

KingPK · January 19, 2005

Back to where I started, I guess. I'd ask for a trade, but I think PK's best days are behind him.

January 19, 2005

Is there any reason why Paco is not having an average year (for him) for triples? He's supposedly brilliant with them.

Sly · January 26, 2005

Update plz?

January 26, 2005

2021 SFBL ALL-STAR GAME

A bases-loaded single from Winston Ghandi and two homeruns from Fernando Ornelas made up the entire offense for the North-South All-Stars, but it was more than enough to dispatch of the East-West All-Stars, defeating them 5-2 in this year's All-Star Game from The Brothel in Charlotte.

Winston Ghandi was 1-for-4 on the day, but that one hit was huge in the top of the second, driving in Harry Bleise and John Scherfenberg for the first runs of the game. Fernando Ornelas drilled his first of two homeruns in the very next inning, a two-run bomb off Timothy Foster that gave the North-South a 4-0 lead. The East-West would finally respond in the bottom half of the third on a Rich Wilson sacrifice fly, but the damage had already been done and three runs was as close as the East-West would get.

Other North-South All-Stars:

Timothy Marsch was hitless in three at-bats with two strikeouts. Robert Henderson was hitless in one at-bat after substituing in for John Scherfenberg. Jesse Ewiak was 1-for-4, committing an error at first base. Jonathan Dehn was 0-for-2 with two strikeouts and a walk, but stole a base on his one and only time on base.

East-West All-Stars:

Joey Zurn was a defensive replacement for Dave Sospiri and did not get an at-bat. Marvin Jenkins played in an All-Star Game for the first time in seven opportunities, pitching two innings, striking out two, walking none but allowing a solo homerun to Fernando Ornelas in the fifth inning.

The remainder of July will be played up leading up to the trading deadline, at which point we will see if anyone has been traded or wants to be traded, and the July recap will be up soon after.

MarvinisaLunatic · January 29, 2005

OMG!

Marvin Played in the All Star Game!..

Vasarian_Brandy · February 11, 2005

...

We still alive in here?

MarvinisaLunatic · February 11, 2005

Doesnt look like it.

More time to savor Marvin's All Star Appearance!

February 12, 2005

Been awhile since the last update, huh?

I had no idea we were still at the trading deadline, too.

Aussie aussie aussie.

Oy oy oy.

Okay, so I'm going to dedicate this weekend to the SFBL. We'll get through the end of this season or die trying.

Trading deadline stuff:

Trade between Columbus and Atlanta :

Atlanta gets :

P Ann Onita

Columbus gets :

CF George Mumy

Four days later...

Atlanta: Put P Ann Onita on the trading block.

Trade between Baltimore and New York :

New York gets :

C Charlie Matthews

Baltimore gets :

P Habel Cardenas

Atlanta: Released 1B Carlos Desantis, he refused assignment to minors.

Okay, so, is there anyone that anyone would like to go? I'll give this 24 hours, and at 9:30, July will be completed, August shortly thereafter.

February 12, 2005

Send Frigid Soul to Quahog. Having him play for New York so long is terrible.

February 12, 2005

Trade between New York and Quahog :

Quahog gets :

P Frigid Soul

LF Emilio Sanabria

New York gets :

2B Joe Colopy

RF Jason Atlee

Vern Gagne · February 12, 2005

If it's ok, I'll create a player.

First Name:Constantine

Last Name:Mussolini

Nickname: El Duche

Number:44

Origin: Italy

Birth date:07/22

Age to start: 20

Height:6-2

Weight:176

Bats: Right

Throws: Left

Position:Reliever

Avoiding hits vs. Left-handed hitters -2

Avoiding doubles vs. Left-handed hitters- 1

Avoiding homeruns vs. Left-handed hitters-1

Avoiding walks vs. Left-handed hitters-2

Getting strikeouts vs. Left-handed hitters 2

Velocity 3

Pitches

Curveball

Fastball

Screwball

Knuckleball

Edited February 12, 2005 by Vern Gagne

February 12, 2005

That's fine, but you still have two more points that you can distribute among those six categories.

Lightning Flik · February 12, 2005

Evo, is it likely Eddy J will retire after this season?

Vern Gagne · February 12, 2005

That's fine, but you still have two more points that you can distribute among those six categories.

Above post edited for accuracy.

February 12, 2005

Evo, is it likely Eddy J will retire after this season?

Barring a terrible injury, Eddy J should have about four or five seasons left in him.

Sorry(?)

Lightning Flik · February 12, 2005

Evo, is it likely Eddy J will retire after this season?

Barring a terrible injury, Eddy J should have about four or five seasons left in him.

Sorry(?)

Aw sonuva...

...can I just create a new guy now? I'm tired of waiting! And I don't wanna kill off Eddy.

^_^ Kudasai?

February 12, 2005

Nope, sorry. I'll try to make those final seasons as quick and painless as possible.

February 13, 2005

SFBL

July 2021

Best Team in July: The Columbus Pride. For a while, Columbus fans were beginning to worry that their team had fallen into the woes that they had when they were a young franchise. But the Pride seem to be working hard to turn things around. Although catching Quahog in first place seems like a longshot, they managed to climb above .500 and out of the cellar with an 18-8 July. Sixteen games behind the division-leading Quagmires, their next target is Vancouver, who is only four games away in second place.

Worst Team in July: The Chicago Transit Authority. Before the All-Star Break, it seemed that the Transit Authority was the only team capable of keeping the Oklahoma Twisters from earning their second straight postseason birth. After the Break, however, an 8-18 July turned things around for the worst in the Transit Authority. They now find themselves tied for second place in the division, but more importantly, they are 13 games behind the Twisters, who seem to be cruising towards another Central Division championship, despite Baltimore's best efforts to climb back into competition.

Transactions:

Trade between Columbus and Atlanta :

Atlanta gets :

P Ann Onita

Columbus gets :

CF George Mumy

Trade between Baltimore and New York :

New York gets :

C Charlie Matthews

Baltimore gets :

P Habel Cardenas

Atlanta: Put P Ann Onita on the trading block.

Atlanta: Released 1B Carlos Desantis, he refused assignment to minors.

Trade between New York and Quahog :

Quahog gets :

P Frigid Soul

LF Emilio Sanabria

New York gets :

2B Joe Colopy

RF Jason Atlee

Las Vegas : Patrick Hannon has been signed to a contract extension, $7,170,600 per year, for 6 years.

Columbus : Nigel McClain has been signed to a contract extension, $5,899,500 per year, for 4 years.

Memphis : Robert Henderson has been signed to a contract extension, $16,245,000 per year, for 6 years.

SFBL PLAYERS IN THE NEWS:

Thursday, July 12th, 2021:

Charlie Simmons dominates Denver, gives up just 2 hits

OKLAHOMA - Oklahoma's right-hander Charlie Simmons didn't look unexperienced at all. The 20 year old pitched a 2-hit shutout against Denver, recording his 1st shutout of the season. Simmons (8-6) struck out no one and issued two walks, but threw 64 of 114 pitches for strikes. 'Winning is the most important thing. And I gave my team all the support it needed!' Oklahoma's designated hitter Brandon Mariano got two hits in three at-bats, hitting a homerun, stroking a double, scoring two runs and collecting four RBI. That was enough to support the brilliant performance of Simmons. Oklahoma scored nine runs on eight hits.

Thursday, July 26th, 2021:

Robert Henderson hits 3000

KANSAS CITY - Memphis' players had every reason to pat Robert Henderson on the back, who reached a milestone today, collecting his 3000th career hit! He hit a single in the sixth inning off Keith Douglas for number 3,000. His best year so far was 2015 where he hit .400 with 48 homeruns and 143 RBI. 'I'm thrilled beyond belief. Thanks for all my teammates who were there with me on this day.' The Hall of Fame already has reserved a place for this great 31-year-old.

Tuesday, July 31st, 2021:

Rich Wilson laces 2000th career hit off Kostka

MONTREAL - Rich Wilson got a standing ovation from 19,814 fans in Montreal, who witnessed his 2000th career hit. His hit in the second inning was a single off Peter Kostka. His best year so far was 2013 where he hit .319 with 32 homeruns and 97 RBI. 'My friends always told me that I will do it one day. I never believed it. Good thing I was wrong!'

SFBL Standings

Injuries:

Wednesday 7/11/2021 :

MEM: Robert Henderson was injured while running the bases.

Diagnosis: Strained Thigh Muscle.

He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.

Saturday 7/14/2021 :

DET: Logan Caldwell was injured while running the bases.

Diagnosis: Bruised Heel.

He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 days.

Sunday 7/15/2021 :

PHI: Peter Kostka was injured while pitching.

Diagnosis: Pulled Bicep Tendon.

He will be OK in about 2 weeks.

Saturday 7/21/2021 :

DET: Logan Caldwell was injured while running the bases.

Diagnosis: Strained Achilles Tendon.

He is out for about one week.

Thursday 7/26/2021 :

NRL: Andre Chevalier was injured while making a catch.

Diagnosis: Jammed Finger.