the.weej 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 ...I have no idea what that means, but it's the J-Pop song I've been listening to non-stop for a few days. I had nothin'. Ahem! SWF Lockdown - October 22nd, 2003. Venue: Cajun Dome, Lafayette, Louisianna. Due Date: Wednesday, 9pm EST. Send To: Grand Slam United States Title Ejiro Fasaki© vs Johnny Dangerous To say that there's just a little bit of bad blood between these two is an understatement. On Storm, Ejiro Fasaki and Johnny Dangerous had a breif encounter, tensions re-affirmed between the two over Ejiro's setting up of Wildchild. Ever vigilant, Johnny looks to right his wrong and try to get back into the good graces of an old friend with a win here... Rules: Standard singles match. Word limit: 5000 Send To: Grand Slam Handicap Match The Boston Strangler vs Sinquizition Much to the displeasure of Quiz and John Duran, William Hearfor and Ejiro Fasaki had been parroting the "fact" that they were the true and rightful owners of the tag team titles months after their loss. Much to the dismay of Quiz and John Duran, their boasting was verified. Righetously pissed off, Sinquizition has been turned towards... Strangler? Indeed, Commissioner Stevens has become annoyed with the former world champion's listlessness, and is now putting him in a position where he MUST fight back. Tough love, baby. Tough love. Rules: Handicap match. Quiz and Duran must tag in and out of the ring. All normal rules apply. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: realitycheck Singles Match Steel Chair Challange Va'aiga vs CIA This is the real Va'aiga. This is the real man. The tattos, the anger, the "I stand alone" additude. Or perhaps this is the frustrated, head-inflated Va'aiga, ego grown from long-awaited success, and anger swelled from seeing it fade away so quickly. Either way, the returning Canadian Intelligence Agent is sickened by it, and vows to stand up to the pissed off Maori. Stevens has decided to even the odds a bit, with a stipulation well known to Va'aiga... Rules: Steel chairs are legal weapons in this match, although NOTHING ELSE IS. The rules are completely normal, with the exception of steel folding chairs being legal to use. Word Limit: 5250 Send To: Suicide King ICTV Title Match Andrew Blackwell© vs Xstasy Maybe Stevens isn't so shy about a bit of favortism afterall. Back to back defenses await Andrew Blackwell, as he faces off against a former ICTV champion himself in Xstasy. Back in action and succeeding in not hitting any speed bumps this time, the Perfect Drug aims at his first piece of gold in a very, very long time. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Suicide King MAIN EVENT Cage Match, Non-Title Michael Craven vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher It's taken three consecuitive world title defenses, but at long last, Tom Flesher has earned the trust of the commissioner, and has gained a reprieve... sort of. Craven's mumbling about great terror or whatever has Stevens slightly agitated, and he's responded by sending Michael right into the lion's den. A familiar one it is, too, as these men are no strangers to one-another. However, it has been a long, long while since their last meeting... while how Craven and Flesher will respond to each other again is uncertain, one thing is clear: The only 'great terror' in this match will be the blood spilt in the mesh and steel. Rules: PINFALL ONLY cage match, since the escape rules suck my enormous penis. The walls of the cage may be used completely at your discression; but the only way to win is by pinning the other guy. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: Grand Slam Ole! And thusly completes my first... wait, no, second SWF card I've ever booked. Please excuses the shortness and mediocorcity of it, since almost half the roster wanted the show off. Oof. Covering that up with another explosion of promos is a sound idea... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 Rules: PINFALL ONLY cage match, since the escape rules suck my enormous penis. The walls of the cage may be used completely at your discression; but the only way to win is by pinning the other guy. (Y) @ pinfall only. I'm sure other things suck your MASTODONIC AMERI....oh wait, you're Canadian. Never mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 Johnny fights for my freedom, huh? Hey Johnny! You seen my homie Stay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 what the hell are you saying Mr. DUB CEE!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 My homie Stay... Stay the fuck out my business! - Dub Cee (having fun with kayfabe) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted October 19, 2003 Did I give you permission to make bad puns? Hey kayfabe is really fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 CHAIRSHOT DEATHMATCH II~! C'mon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2003 CHAIRSHOT DEATHMATCH II~! C'mon! You know you wish it was Janus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2003 You misspelled "brief." ...and you call yourself a booker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2003 CHAIRSHOT DEATHMATCH II~! C'mon! And you better win. \m/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2003 Even though it wasn't changed on the roster, I was supposed to be back for this show. Oh well...no biggie...just thought I'd make it publically known. Da "should have X's ICTV shot" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
